Buy three things to make a cashier go WTF!

JDNOX

Trench Coat

Hot dog buns

popcicle sticks

strapple

childrens nyquil
hannah montana poster
condoms

_David_

Sounds like anything with condoms and bats are freaky

redraidergirl2009

I live in a very obese town. Everyone looks at my groceries weird.
Probably the most at
-almond breeze
-wheat pasta
-a basket with no soda or juice

strapple

kosher salt
lobster
chloroform

Erindipitous

Telescope
Hand lotion
Walkie talkie

alex215

depends adult diapers
funnel
vice grips

JDNOX

Telescope
Hand lotion
Walkie talkie

LOL

Chunkabutt83

a can of tuna, lube and saran wrap

Erindipitous

Rubber bands
Frog
Easy Bake Oven

alex215

chicken
potatoes
beer

SiltyPigeon

Tub of Double Fudge Nut Ice Cream
King Size Snicker's Bar
Diet Pills

JDNOX

nip clamps

car battery

band aids

bry_all01

Duct tape
Plastic tarp (and lots of it)
Olive oil (industrial size container)

now THAT's a GREAT time right there! Slip n slide away!!!!

killagb

Enema
Adult diapers
Breath mints

EPICSRT

Going old school:

Carton of eggs
Package of toilet paper
A can of red spray paint

EPICSRT

Box of black plastic bags
Rat poison
Hacksaw

EPICSRT

Box of condoms
Bunch of bananas
Dozen donuts (6 glazed 6 chocolate)

highdesertgirl

cake mix, rat poison, and a newspaper with the personals section showing on top!!

_David_

pie shells
laxatives
whip cream

_David_

pie shells
laxatives
whip cream

JDNOX

Dog whistle

peanutbutter

wet naps

ktbug82

Volleyball knee pads
Hair tyes
Nair

Polaricecap

Rectal Thermometer
Scented Candles
Itunes Giftcard

ncgatorfan

Dog whistle

peanutbutter

wet naps

You win...all your suggestions are hilarious!!

CSelf1

For men:

Gray wig
knee highs
cane

CSelf1

pie shells
laxatives
whip cream

You are SO not helping with the Thanksgiving pies!

TDGee

Hydraulic Log splitter
honey
panty liners

LoveleeB

Dog food

Vagisil

Reddi Wip

:laugh:

_David_

pie shells
laxatives
whip cream

You are SO not helping with the Thanksgiving pies!

Mississippi mud pie