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Cowboy, Doggy or Missionary?

bikermike5094
bikermike5094 Posts: 1,752 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
So, I'm considering a lifestyle change and cant decide whether to become a cowboy, a Missionary or just get a doggy? What do you prefer? (Made you look)
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  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

    I tell you I'm getting a good ab workout today from reading all these posts
  • jrich1
    jrich1 Posts: 2,408 Member
    :smokin:
  • demery12371
    demery12371 Posts: 253 Member
    How about a motorcycle riding cowboy with a dog :)
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    bwahahaha!! Classic! :laugh:

    My first thought was, "I give this thread less than 3-minutes". :laugh:

    Well done! :drinker:
  • rjbrowne82
    rjbrowne82 Posts: 198 Member
    LOL. I had to click on this
  • ladybug1620
    ladybug1620 Posts: 1,136 Member
    I'm highly offended by this. report! :D
  • tyadrake
    tyadrake Posts: 107 Member
    How about a motorcycle riding cowboy with a dog :)

    AWESOME!!!!!!! ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!
  • JellyJaks
    JellyJaks Posts: 589 Member
    cowboy.jpg
  • channa007
    channa007 Posts: 419 Member
    Which ever causes you to lose more calories! :bigsmile:
  • VeryKerri
    VeryKerri Posts: 359 Member
    Peeps say LOL all the time, but this made me really LOL!!!! Good one!
  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member
    as a Missionary, you may get bored

    as a cowboy, it would be a long hard raw ride and you start to chaff

    as a doggy.. well I bet that would be a howling goodtime!
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    Try a wheelbarrow and one day you too may achieve a helicopter...
  • SuziC66
    SuziC66 Posts: 19
    Ha Ha Ha......I needed that laugh today!! I guess I'm a perv!!! LOL!
  • brattyworm
    brattyworm Posts: 2,137 Member
    bwahahaha!! Classic! :laugh:

    My first thought was, "I give this thread less than 3-minutes". :laugh:

    Well done! :drinker:


    this too was my thought, but i thought i would check to see if i could read a few good replies before they shut it down lol
  • Sasssy69
    Sasssy69 Posts: 547 Member
    I've always been partial to cowboys. But I like doggys too. Not a big fan of missionaries...they are so -well- boring. Know what I'm sayin'? :wink:
  • datguy2011
    datguy2011 Posts: 477 Member
    doggy
  • peachNpunkin
    peachNpunkin Posts: 1,010 Member
    cowboy.jpg

    Love it!!!
  • momofJandA
    momofJandA Posts: 1,035 Member
    :drinker: try a bit of everything!!!
  • future_hottie
    future_hottie Posts: 14 Member
    This was awesome =] and i needed this laugh so bad THANK YOU =]
  • Leslie2273
    Leslie2273 Posts: 152 Member
    Thanks. I seriously needed that today. You're the best!!


    ~Leslie
  • brewingaz
    brewingaz Posts: 1,136 Member
    How about all three?
  • LoveleeB
    LoveleeB Posts: 560 Member
    Oh boy.... How about you pull a Reservse Cowboy(girl) and move out East to start a new life as a Missionary Doggy trainer. :P
  • peachNpunkin
    peachNpunkin Posts: 1,010 Member
    Cowboy!!!
  • kasmir8199
    kasmir8199 Posts: 507 Member
    cowboy.jpg


    HILARIOUS!!!
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    Aw, love a cute widdle doggy....... but I get bored easily go pick up a cherry slurpy
  • ncgatorfan
    ncgatorfan Posts: 517
    OMG, that was hilarious!
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    I'd go for the Missionary position if that doesn't work out you can always be a cowboy..and get a doggy. This was very funny! Very funny!
  • xo_jewel_xo
    xo_jewel_xo Posts: 696 Member
    Cowboy - you bring the saddle, i'll bring the spurs

    Doggy - i always wanted to be a pet

    Missionary - i could make him changes his ways

    So yes - to all 3 :devil: :smokin:
  • JennsLosing
    JennsLosing Posts: 1,026
    How about a motorcycle riding cowboy with a dog :)
    i saw a guy a few months ago in northern va riding a motorcycle with a dog in a sidecar, and it had a bandana on....does that count?
  • MichaelaaJ
    MichaelaaJ Posts: 79 Member
    as a Missionary, you may get bored

    as a cowboy, it would be a long hard raw ride and you start to chaff

    as a doggy.. well I bet that would be a howling goodtime!


    Soo funny!
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