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What is a calorie?

rileamoyer
Posts: 2,412 Member
What is a calorie?
Calories are little *kitten* that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE S**TS
:laugh:
Calories are little *kitten* that get into your wardrobe at night and sew your clothes tighter.
MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE S**TS
:laugh:
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I'll amen that!!0
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haha!0
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hahahaha good one!0
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Love it!!!0
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damn the calories...I'm going to set traps around my clothes, so those turds don't do anything to mine...hahahha0
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damn the calories...I'm going to set traps around my clothes, so those turds don't do anything to mine...hahahha0
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Hahaha!!! :laugh: I think I'm going to add that to my favorite quotes!0
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