THE NO DIET DIET

Amandamccl

A woman walked up to a little
old man rocking in a chair on
his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how
happy you look," she said.
"What's your secret for a long
happy life?"
"I smoke four packs of
cigarettes a day," he said. "I
also drink a quart or two of
whiskey a day. I don't diet. I
eat fatty foods. And I never,
never exercise."
"That's amazing," the woman
said. "How old are you?"
"Twenty-eight."

ChantalGG

Love it.

changeisgood55

Good one!

kapeluza

LOL

HollyLLillis

That's a good one!!:laugh:

gloryrest

lol

kernowprincess

Brilliant... :laugh:

paulahhhh

The old man is my age.... I feel old.