When a man says....

thegymbunny

"we'll see"

it means "it isn't happening"


"want a backrub"

it means "wanna ........?"


"how was your day"

it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"

fbmandy55

So true...

ArroganceInStep

I'm reminded of one of Chris Rock's stand-up pieces...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMiyg87UhL4
(LOTS of foul language so be warned if you follow the link)

That's my favorite explanation of what a man means when he says something

j_courter

hmmm... i've found that when a man says something, that's usually just what he means. we women tend to be the ones who beat around the bush...

marquesajen

hmmm... i've found that when a man says something, that's usually just what he means. we women tend to be the ones who beat around the bush...

I think there's probably an equal amount of men and women that do this, just with different phrases. We're all crazy in our special ways

shelleilei

"we'll see"

it means "it isn't happening"

So true. Whenever my boyfriend says that I always say "Well that means no" afterwards.

Carl01

When a man says "I`m home"

It means "Where is my sammich?"

ket_the_jet

"how was your day"

Actually means, "How was your day in ten or fewer words."
-wtk

skinnywithin

When a man says "I`m home"

It means "Where is my sammich?"

and my beer woman !

thegymbunny

"we'll see"

it means "it isn't happening"

So true. Whenever my boyfriend says that I always say "Well that means no" afterwards.

and then they get all offended

"well that's not what I said"

TheRoadDog

Can we talk about this later?

He means "Let's never talk about this.

skinnywithin

when a man says" Honey Im sorry , I will never do it again" It mean he is a repeat offender !!!!!!!!!!!

skinnywithin

when a man says " YEAH THAT LOOKS ALRIGHT " It means Please dont wear that god awful outfit because YES it does make your *kitten* look BIG !!!!!!!!!!!

chocolateandvodka

he says "i love you"
he means "make me a sammich and get me a cold beer"

he says "you look great in that"
he means "that will look great on my floor"

he says "i can't take my eyes off you"
he means "i've had you completely nude and doing unspeakable things in my mind for hours now"

he says "will you marry me?"
he means "will you be my nanny?"

he says "i've never felt this way before"
he means "i actually remember your name and that concerns me"

he says "wanna come over and watch a movie?"
he means "wanna come over and f--k my brains out?"

i have plenty more to share...

rwd5046

"we'll see"

it means "it isn't happening"


"want a backrub"

it means "wanna ........?"


"how was your day"

it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"

Come on and give a guy a break. Maybe, just maybe mind you, some guys might really mean what they say without underlying meanings. Of course it's true of some of us but not all. Women don't say things with underlying meanings do they????

Here are a few examples for your entertainment –

“Fine” The word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

“Five Minutes” – If a woman is getting dressed and you ask are you ready and she says this it actually means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you’ve just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

“Nothing”- This is the calm before the storm. When you ask what’s the matter and she answers “Nothing” watch out. Nothing means something. Be on your toes here. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “Fine.”

thegymbunny

"we'll see"

it means "it isn't happening"


"want a backrub"

it means "wanna ........?"


"how was your day"

it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"

Come on and give a guy a break. Maybe, just maybe mind you, some guys might really mean what they say without underlying meanings. Of course it's true of some of us but not all. Women don't say things with underlying meanings do they????

Here are a few examples for your entertainment –

“Fine” The word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

“Five Minutes” – If a woman is getting dressed and you ask are you ready and she says this it actually means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you’ve just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

“Nothing”- This is the calm before the storm. When you ask what’s the matter and she answers “Nothing” watch out. Nothing means something. Be on your toes here. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “Fine.”

Yes but honey, we already have that thread.

myofibril

he says "i love you"
he means "make me a sammich and get me a cold beer"

or: I blew our savings on a Porsche. And then crashed it.

or: I slept with your sister.

Lsqueezy

"we'll see"

it means "it isn't happening"


"want a backrub"

it means "wanna ........?"


"how was your day"

it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"

Wait....there are men who will ask YOU how your day was?

thegymbunny

"we'll see"

it means "it isn't happening"


"want a backrub"

it means "wanna ........?"


"how was your day"

it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"

Wait....there are men who will ask YOU how your day was?

Everyday
and everyday he regrets it lol

shiggyshane

he says "i love you"
he means "make me a sammich and get me a cold beer"

or: I blew our savings on a Porsche. And then crashed it.

or: I slept with your sister.

lmao i just choked on my coffee!!

brittanyjeanxo

When MY man says, "We'll see." it means, "We'll see."
When my man says, "Want a backrub?" it means, "Want a backrub?"
When my man says, "How was your day?" it means he was genuinely interested in how my day was.

Guess I'm just lucky.

Jennjenn1974

Huh....when my guy asks me how my day was...he actually wants to know.

brittanyjeanxo

Huh....when my guy asks me how my day was...he actually wants to know.

Apparently we're just lucky to have a man that actually cares :laugh:

bikermike5094

"where do you want to go for dinner.."

Means - where do you want to go for dinner. If you say "i dont care", i'll truly believe that you dont care and we WILL go to Mdconalds again! Golden fries.. here we come!!!!

Jennjenn1974

Huh....when my guy asks me how my day was...he actually wants to know.

Apparently we're just lucky to have a man that actually cares :laugh:

YAY us! LOL

Sasssy69

Huh....when my guy asks me how my day was...he actually wants to know.

Apparently we're just lucky to have a man that actually cares :laugh:

YAY us! LOL

Make that three. My guy doesn't do double speak. He always says what he really means. And when I ask HIM for a back rub, he does it willingly, without expecting anything. Because sometimes, a back just needs a rub. But because he doesn't EXPECT anything...well now, he usually gets something.

amanda_100283

"we'll see"

it means "it isn't happening"


"want a backrub"

it means "wanna ........?"


"how was your day"

it means "please don't tell me if it was bad, for the love of all things good please don't tell me if it was bad"

Come on and give a guy a break. Maybe, just maybe mind you, some guys might really mean what they say without underlying meanings. Of course it's true of some of us but not all. Women don't say things with underlying meanings do they????

Here are a few examples for your entertainment –

“Fine” The word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

“Five Minutes” – If a woman is getting dressed and you ask are you ready and she says this it actually means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you’ve just been given five minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

“Nothing”- This is the calm before the storm. When you ask what’s the matter and she answers “Nothing” watch out. Nothing means something. Be on your toes here. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “Fine.”

That's funny because I'm pretty much guilty of all of those. Except the 5 min deal. If I tell you I'll be ready in 5min then I'm ready in 5min. But the rest of them, most def. true. If I say "nothing" or "fine" you're pretty much screwed. :-)

ohwhataday

Huh....when my guy asks me how my day was...he actually wants to know.

Apparently we're just lucky to have a man that actually cares :laugh:

My husband does care how my day went, but if it was indeed bad, he'd like the summarized version.

sandrinamsilva

HA HA YUP.... I just telling my girlfriend about the back rub thing...:blushing:

sandrinamsilva

when a man says" Honey Im sorry , I will never do it again" It mean he is a repeat offender !!!!!!!!!!!

YES! Love my man but yes!

calibri

When MY man says, "We'll see." it means, "We'll see."
When my man says, "Want a backrub?" it means, "Want a backrub?"
When my man says, "How was your day?" it means he was genuinely interested in how my day was.

Guess I'm just lucky.

Same here.