When life hands you lemons

anubis609

Sell 'em for profit. Call it organic and charge more.

Use the money to buy liquor and limes.

Pour liquor into shot glass.

Cut limes into wedges.

Consume liquor.

Throw limes away. Man up. You don't need 'em.

Continue until hangover occurs.

Forget that life handed you lemons in the first place.

Congratulations, you got drunk for free. Now take a shower and eat some breakfast, you lush.

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How can I use this info to profit with my current situation?

Sell lifesize posters of it!?

NewVonnie

I always used to say, " When life hands you lemons, go find someone whose life handed them vodka"

But yeah..yours is better.

brittanyjeanxo

Stare life right in the face and squeeze the lemon juice into your eyes. Don't blink. Ask life if he likes it.

anubis609

How can I use this info to profit with my current situation?

Sell lifesize posters of it!?

Yes. Promote the successful production of troll offspring, as well.

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How can I use this info to profit with my current situation?

Sell lifesize posters of it!?

Yes. Promote the successful production of troll offspring, as well.

haha this is true. She is only 5... what to expect in the future... ;x

Jelleebean

when life hands you lemons, make grape juice and confuse the snot out of everybody

anubis609

Stare life right in the face and squeeze the lemon juice into your eyes. Don't blink. Ask life if he likes it.

I like to use them on open wounds, rubbed with a little salt and paprika. Mmmm...

BRISAjustAltered

I always used to say, " When life hands you lemons, go find someone whose life handed them vodka"

But yeah..yours is better.

Always heard something like this, except it went, "when life hands you lemons, break out the tequila bottle and do shots"

(I am Mexican though, might have something to do with it)

anubis609

I always used to say, " When life hands you lemons, go find someone whose life handed them vodka"

But yeah..yours is better.

Always heard something like this, except it went, "when life hands you lemons, break out the tequila bottle and do shots"

(I am Mexican though, might have something to do with it)

Tequila is universally accepted as the go-to shot.

Fortunately for the universe, I swig straight from the bottle. I'm classy like that.

Contrarian

You need 4 showers. So do I.

cmriverside

I heard talk about Tequila here?

anubis609

You need 4 showers. So do I.

Ipecac and Dulcolax. Should mix well with a copious amount of alcohol.