Pineapple is bad for you!

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  • carpediem95
    carpediem95 Posts: 2
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    I'm not sure if this was a serious post or not, I hope not. Your daughter probably got hives because she is allergic to pineapple, but that doesn't mean the rest of the world is. Seeing as the internet is at our disposal, I googled " is pineapple bad for you" and the only thing that came up with relevance was this post.
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
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    Pineapples are very dangerous if used as suppositories. They should be banned.

    Also it's true about the formaldehyde - we should ban all fruit.

    And Marmite

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    i love marmite... YAY GO MARMITE!
  • sweetiebelle
    sweetiebelle Posts: 332 Member
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    Oh come on! If anyone gets hives they have allergic reaction towards pinapple. It's not bad for you. I break out from tomatoes but it doesn't mean they are bad for you.
  • Paddy31
    Paddy31 Posts: 115 Member
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    i love marmite... YAY GO MARMITE!

    Marmite is evil. It is Satan's bum wipings.
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
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    I make every man I date go on a pineapple diet. So, people with pineapple allergies need not hit on me.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,370 Member
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    I make every man I date go on a pineapple diet. So, people with pineapple allergies need not hit on me.

    Was just going to write that I thought ladies liked to have a guy eat pineapples. :bigsmile:
  • timtamslam
    timtamslam Posts: 86 Member
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    No no no pineapples are great, you can even wear them as hats. What's not to love?

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  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
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    pineapple :love:
  • JennsLosing
    JennsLosing Posts: 1,026
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    thats offensive to spongebob...
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
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    I died of pineapple cancer.

    Twice.



    I lol'ed

    Pineapple eats me alive, i think its part zombie

    offensive to zombies
  • meggers123
    meggers123 Posts: 711 Member
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    Pineapple is a bromeliad and doesn't contain citric acid. It does, however, vote Republican and supports the NRA.

    reason enough for me *throwing out all the pineapple* ROFL.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    thats offensive to spongebob...


    this is offensive to Patrick
  • JennsLosing
    JennsLosing Posts: 1,026
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    thats offensive to spongebob...


    this is offensive to Patrick
    thats offensive to squidward
  • FitnessElle
    FitnessElle Posts: 109
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    thats offensive to spongebob...


    this is offensive to Patrick

    I always loved Sandy best. ;)
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    you're an idiot...:bigsmile:

    Those lacking creativity and humor generally see others that way. Wonderful first impression, by the way.
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
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    I am a pineapple.... eat me!!
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
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    I am a pineapple.... eat me!!


    my grandpa called me that as a little kid, or was it coconut... Hmm, it was some fruit of some kind, lol
  • mideon_696
    mideon_696 Posts: 770 Member
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    I heart pineapple.

    especially on pizza.
  • Paddy31
    Paddy31 Posts: 115 Member
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    I heart pineapple.

    especially on pizza.

    I have reported this post as pineapple on pizza is a violation of the United Nations Declaration of Human Rights. I have also informed the FBI, CIA, MI5 and told my mum on you.
  • trud72
    trud72 Posts: 1,912 Member
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    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    i love marmite... YAY GO MARMITE!

    Marmite is evil. It is Satan's bum wipings.

    PMSL Satan's bum wipings.....Well will lick his bum anytime...lol :devil: :tongue:

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