What is/are your hidden talent(s)??

irishgal44

I can put my hands behind my back and pick something up with my elbows in front...

What's yours?

ChristineMarie89

im great at drawing
i can bend my fingers all the way back and touch my wrist :P
im pree gud at guitar
& im great at making people laugh hahaha

irishgal44

Oooh, I can bend my thumb back and touch my wrist too - both of them.

And I can recite dirty poems and limericks...makes for a good laugh around a campfire. LOL

FearAnLoathing

almosty anything i can do with my hands i can do with my feet
i can drink beer hands free
......................................................................................oh and last but not least!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can make a bomb out of nothing but a tampon some KY and a paper clip

irishgal44

almosty anything i can do with my hands i can do with my feet
i can drink beer hands free
......................................................................................oh and last but not least!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can make a bomb out of nothing but a tampon some KY and a paper clip

Oh, you are a riot - love it.

Just make sure you don't forget you've made a bomb out of it and then put it back in a drawer...would cause for disaster. Probably would lose your feet too, and there would go your foot drinking talent.

FearAnLoathing

almosty anything i can do with my hands i can do with my feet
i can drink beer hands free
......................................................................................oh and last but not least!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can make a bomb out of nothing but a tampon some KY and a paper clip

Oh, you are a riot - love it.

Just make sure you don't forget you've made a bomb out of it and then put it back in a drawer...would cause for disaster. Probably would lose your feet too, and there would go your foot drinking talent.

haha next time some chick at the gym asks for a tampon i know which one to give:laugh: :laugh:

irishgal44

almosty anything i can do with my hands i can do with my feet
i can drink beer hands free
......................................................................................oh and last but not least!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i can make a bomb out of nothing but a tampon some KY and a paper clip

Oh, you are a riot - love it.

Just make sure you don't forget you've made a bomb out of it and then put it back in a drawer...would cause for disaster. Probably would lose your feet too, and there would go your foot drinking talent.

haha next time some chick at the gym asks for a tampon i know which one to give:laugh: :laugh:

So what does the paperclip do?

ChristineMarie89

Oooh, I can bend my thumb back and touch my wrist too - both of them.

And I can recite dirty poems and limericks...makes for a good laugh around a campfire. LOL

hahaha nice :P

xsargex

I actually had to sit back and think about this question. So I'm gonna go with what my wife tells (NAGS) me on a regular basis, cause she seems to be obsessed with the following abilities that I possess:

1.) The varieties at which I swear in the English language
2.) that nothing ever bothers me or stresses me out
3.) that she saw me salute once and realized I was REALLY a "soldier"
4.) that I never fall down (she is a bit on the accidental-prone side)
5.) that I show no emotion. In her words "you are frozen inside" haha
6.) that I can bbq and operate the gas-grill (because they have the potential to blow up?)
7.) that food is the defining source of happiness in my life
8.) the excessive amount of weapons I have in the closet
9.) how irate I am behind the wheel of a vehicle
10.) that I know more about her own country's (Japan) history, than she does

irishgal44

I actually had to sit back and think about this question. So I'm gonna go with what my wife tells (NAGS) me on a regular basis, cause she seems to be obsessed with the following abilities that I possess:

1.) The varieties at which I swear in the English language
2.) that nothing ever bothers me or stresses me out
3.) that she saw me salute once and realized I was REALLY a "soldier"
4.) that I never fall down (she is a bit on the accidental-prone side)
5.) that I show no emotion. In her words "you are frozen inside" haha
6.) that I can bbq and operate the gas-grill (because they have the potential to blow up?)
7.) that food is the defining source of happiness in my life
8.) the excessive amount of weapons I have in the closet
9.) how irate I am behind the wheel of a vehicle
10.) that I know more about her own country's (Japan) history, than she does

#5 made me laugh so hard - I think that's a guy thing but maybe I'm wrong. Are these talents? I think a talent is like - farting with your hand in your armpit. Or literally being able to fart over a campfire, resulting in a huge gush of fire elevating from your back end.

glockster972

I actually had to sit back and think about this question. So I'm gonna go with what my wife tells (NAGS) me on a regular basis, cause she seems to be obsessed with the following abilities that I possess:

1.) The varieties at which I swear in the English language
2.) that nothing ever bothers me or stresses me out
3.) that she saw me salute once and realized I was REALLY a "soldier"
4.) that I never fall down (she is a bit on the accidental-prone side)
5.) that I show no emotion. In her words "you are frozen inside" haha
6.) that I can bbq and operate the gas-grill (because they have the potential to blow up?)
7.) that food is the defining source of happiness in my life
8.) the excessive amount of weapons I have in the closet
9.) how irate I am behind the wheel of a vehicle
10.) that I know more about her own country's (Japan) history, than she does

My wife would agree and has said 1,4,5,6,8,and 9 of these numbers .to me.

xsargex

I actually had to sit back and think about this question. So I'm gonna go with what my wife tells (NAGS) me on a regular basis, cause she seems to be obsessed with the following abilities that I possess:

1.) The varieties at which I swear in the English language
2.) that nothing ever bothers me or stresses me out
3.) that she saw me salute once and realized I was REALLY a "soldier"
4.) that I never fall down (she is a bit on the accidental-prone side)
5.) that I show no emotion. In her words "you are frozen inside" haha
6.) that I can bbq and operate the gas-grill (because they have the potential to blow up?)
7.) that food is the defining source of happiness in my life
8.) the excessive amount of weapons I have in the closet
9.) how irate I am behind the wheel of a vehicle
10.) that I know more about her own country's (Japan) history, than she does

#5 made me laugh so hard - I think that's a guy thing but maybe I'm wrong. Are these talents? I think a talent is like - farting with your hand in your armpit. Or literally being able to fart over a campfire, resulting in a huge gush of fire elevating from your back end.

They gotta be talents, because she is so mesmerized by the above skillsets.

McKayMachina

I can make a triple-U shape with my tongue. And cross one eye at a time. And, if it counts, I have pretty decent pitch and like to sing.

I'd like to see that elbow thing, Irish!

irishgal44

I can make a triple-U shape with my tongue. And cross one eye at a time. And, if it counts, I have pretty decent pitch and like to sing.

I'd like to see that elbow thing, Irish!

LOVE the search thing in your signature. Hilarious.

Awesome with the triple u shape - I can only do double. Now I suck. haha - I also have decent pitch - we shall someday sing karaoke together - LOL....and then I will show you the elbow thing. hehehe

Jessamin

Erm, I can draw/paint well, but that's not terribly hidden.

I can touch my nose with my tongue. I can lose my PJ pants while sleeping just about every time.

bregalad5

I actually had to sit back and think about this question. So I'm gonna go with what my wife tells (NAGS) me on a regular basis, cause she seems to be obsessed with the following abilities that I possess:

1.) The varieties at which I swear in the English language
2.) that nothing ever bothers me or stresses me out
3.) that she saw me salute once and realized I was REALLY a "soldier"
4.) that I never fall down (she is a bit on the accidental-prone side)
5.) that I show no emotion. In her words "you are frozen inside" haha
6.) that I can bbq and operate the gas-grill (because they have the potential to blow up?)
7.) that food is the defining source of happiness in my life
8.) the excessive amount of weapons I have in the closet
9.) how irate I am behind the wheel of a vehicle
10.) that I know more about her own country's (Japan) history, than she does

Hang on, how can you have #2, #5 and #9? Isn't being irate in a vehicle both a stress thing as well as a showing of emotion?

May I join you for Karaoke? I guess it's not hidden because I have a degree in music, but I'm a decent singer. I also have a double-jointed toe...

justsummie

I can make a triple-U shape with my tongue. And cross one eye at a time.

Whoa, I can do both of those too! I call it "oyester tounge" because I used to have my tounge pierced so it sorta looked like an oyester with a pearl.

I can also raise my eye-brows one at a time (sorta like The Rock)

irishgal44

Oh, double jointed toe? Awesomeness.

I can also move one eye to the middle and not the other. I do it for people and they all say "ohhhhhhh" and laugh and then look away. I love grossing people out!!! :sick: :laugh:

I can make my nose quiver....when I wear my glasses and do it, they shake really fast. It's fun...I'm so entertained by little things.


We will have to make it karaoke MFP day on here - LOL

McKayMachina

I can make a triple-U shape with my tongue. And cross one eye at a time. And, if it counts, I have pretty decent pitch and like to sing.

I'd like to see that elbow thing, Irish!

LOVE the search thing in your signature. Hilarious.

Awesome with the triple u shape - I can only do double. Now I suck. haha - I also have decent pitch - we shall someday sing karaoke together - LOL....and then I will show you the elbow thing. hehehe

:happy: Best day evarrr!

McKayMachina

I can make a triple-U shape with my tongue. And cross one eye at a time.

Whoa, I can do both of those too! I call it "oyester tounge" because I used to have my tounge pierced so it sorta looked like an oyester with a pearl.

I can also raise my eye-brows one at a time (sorta like The Rock)

HAHA! Oyster tongue! I love it. XD

xsargex

I actually had to sit back and think about this question. So I'm gonna go with what my wife tells (NAGS) me on a regular basis, cause she seems to be obsessed with the following abilities that I possess:

1.) The varieties at which I swear in the English language
2.) that nothing ever bothers me or stresses me out
3.) that she saw me salute once and realized I was REALLY a "soldier"
4.) that I never fall down (she is a bit on the accidental-prone side)
5.) that I show no emotion. In her words "you are frozen inside" haha
6.) that I can bbq and operate the gas-grill (because they have the potential to blow up?)
7.) that food is the defining source of happiness in my life
8.) the excessive amount of weapons I have in the closet
9.) how irate I am behind the wheel of a vehicle
10.) that I know more about her own country's (Japan) history, than she does

Hang on, how can you have #2, #5 and #9? Isn't being irate in a vehicle both a stress thing as well as a showing of emotion?

#11 that I am a walking contradiction.

katapple

I can dance while running (it really annoys my running group)
I can make balloon animals, my boys have a constant supply of swords to fight with
I have learned to fall gracefully because it happens so much...maybe I should stop dancing when I run

irishgal44

I can dance while running (it really annoys my running group)
I can make balloon animals, my boys have a constant supply of swords to fight with
I have learned to fall gracefully because it happens so much...maybe I should stop dancing when I run

LOVE your before and afters in your profile picture!!

So do you run like Phoebe from Friends? LOL...full cardio workout that way! HA! Awesome about the ballooon animals! That's a total hidden talent! My friend was a clown for Halloween last year and mastered making penis balloons. It probably won't get him as far as your amazing swords. :laugh:

irishgal44

I actually had to sit back and think about this question. So I'm gonna go with what my wife tells (NAGS) me on a regular basis, cause she seems to be obsessed with the following abilities that I possess:

1.) The varieties at which I swear in the English language
2.) that nothing ever bothers me or stresses me out
3.) that she saw me salute once and realized I was REALLY a "soldier"
4.) that I never fall down (she is a bit on the accidental-prone side)
5.) that I show no emotion. In her words "you are frozen inside" haha
6.) that I can bbq and operate the gas-grill (because they have the potential to blow up?)
7.) that food is the defining source of happiness in my life
8.) the excessive amount of weapons I have in the closet
9.) how irate I am behind the wheel of a vehicle
10.) that I know more about her own country's (Japan) history, than she does

Hang on, how can you have #2, #5 and #9? Isn't being irate in a vehicle both a stress thing as well as a showing of emotion?

#11 that I am a walking contradiction.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MercKlebba

I can solve those ring/string puzzles very quickly
I can bend my thumb behind my hand and fold all fingers on top of one another
I can drift cars

irishgal44

I can solve those ring/string puzzles very quickly
I can bend my thumb behind my hand and fold all fingers on top of one another
I can drift cars

drift cars?

leynak

I have wings! :laugh: I can make my shoulder blades stick out from my back- making me look like I'm growing wings...

That & other "double jointed" talents....

Carl01

I can fix just about anything.

Darcey1965

@xsargex: And most definitely a choleric temperament. Gen. Patton was a choleric/melancholic.

Ladies, when I was young and thin like you, I could bend every which way and often did: thumb to wrist, feet tucked behind the knees [like an American Indian in the movies only both feet tucked down in] and then did backwards and forwards somersaults, foot behind my head. Now at 63, I have arthritis in my knees and wrists. :grumble:

irishgal44

I have wings! :laugh: I can make my shoulder blades stick out from my back- making me look like I'm growing wings...

That & other "double jointed" talents....

Oh, I totally forgot people could do that!!! THAT'S talent.

Carl - wanna come over and take a look at our shed roof? Tornado blew it off in June and my husband STILL has not fixed it. LOL.

Darcey1965 - my friend, Jenny, can do that (feet behind head) and she sings a song and spanks herself. It really is a show stopper and puts my "hands behind my back picking up a bottle of beer with my elbows" trick to shame. :ohwell:

katapple

I can dance while running (it really annoys my running group)
I can make balloon animals, my boys have a constant supply of swords to fight with
I have learned to fall gracefully because it happens so much...maybe I should stop dancing when I run

LOVE your before and afters in your profile picture!!

So do you run like Phoebe from Friends? LOL...full cardio workout that way! HA! Awesome about the ballooon animals! That's a total hidden talent! My friend was a clown for Halloween last year and mastered making penis balloons. It probably won't get him as far as your amazing swords. :laugh:

I only wish I looked half as good as Phoebe while running :laugh: