Punny Jokes to make the day go by....

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  • czechsmate
    czechsmate Posts: 556 Member
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    Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.
  • czechsmate
    czechsmate Posts: 556 Member
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    Have you heard about that online origami store? It folded.

    and....
    The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
  • Johnnyswife
    Johnnyswife Posts: 1,447 Member
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    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Interrupting cow...

    Interrupting Cow MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO who?

    courtesy of my 9 yo daughter!
    Hah!! My favorite! Stepdaughter and I will yell "Mooo!' at each other anytime we feel interrupted by the other. lol
  • CountryBoy65
    CountryBoy65 Posts: 908 Member
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    A bicycle cannot stand on its own because it is two-tired.
  • Abbie_Thompson
    Abbie_Thompson Posts: 45 Member
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    What do you call it when a cow gets stuck trying to jump over a barbed wire fence?
    Utter destruction!
  • Abbie_Thompson
    Abbie_Thompson Posts: 45 Member
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    What do you call an alligator wearing a vest?

    an investigator!
  • muscular_dude
    muscular_dude Posts: 36
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    What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef.

    what do you call a cow with two legs ?

    lean beef.
  • robot_potato
    robot_potato Posts: 1,535 Member
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    Courtesy of my 7 year old.

    What do you call two bees that are ghosts?

    BOO-bees!
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
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    This isn't a pun but my boys and I were just talking about it tonight...

    Late one morning in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight.
    Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other.
    The deaf policeman heard the noise. He came and killed those two dead boys.
    If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man. He saw it too.

    Lots of variants out there...google for an hour of fun.
  • CACKWITH
    CACKWITH Posts: 2 Member
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    What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? "Dam!"
  • hapoo100
    hapoo100 Posts: 940 Member
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    I went to a Pirate movie. It was rated Arrgh
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
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    Two atoms are walking down the sidewalk when they accidentally bump into each other.
    "I'm really sorry!" the first atom exclaims."Are you all right?"
    " Actually, no," the second atom replies."I lost an electron."
    "Oh, no! Are you sure?"
    "I'm positive!"

    A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a drink?"
    The bartender replies, "For you? No charge."

    Courtesy of my eldest (he's turning into such a geek. I'm so proud!)
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
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    If Life were ferrous, I'd have a magnetic personality.

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