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What is a calorie??

MzBug
MzBug Posts: 2,173 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
What is a calorie?




Calories are the little b@stards that get into your wardrobe at

night and sew your clothes tighter.

MY CLOSET IS INFESTED WITH THE LITTLE SH!TS.

:noway: :grumble: :angry: :mad: :explode: :laugh: :wink:

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  • spyork
    spyork Posts: 187
    LOL,

    Yeh they creep in as stealthy as a fox and multiply then bang you wake up a chunky git and wonder what went wrong!!!!

    :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:
  • netchik
    netchik Posts: 587 Member
    That just made my evening!!!:laugh:
  • MrsUnderwood
    MrsUnderwood Posts: 114
    I had a really good talk with a doctor yesterday about calories and it totally changed my perspective while I'm working out. A calorie is measured energy...but the part that really got me is when you BURN the calorie it turns to carbon dioxide and you literally breathe it out. I burned 650 calories at the gym last night and all I could think was that I just exhaled all those calories!
  • eeeekie
    eeeekie Posts: 1,011 Member
    LOL,

    Yeh they creep in as stealthy as a fox and multiply then bang you wake up a chunky git and wonder what went wrong!!!!

    :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh: :huh:

    like rabbits
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    They're the little *kitten* that hide in the camera and stretch your picture out.
  • leilani♥
    leilani♥ Posts: 579
    They're the little *kitten* that hide in the camera and stretch your picture out.

    ^^ It's true!
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    I had a really good talk with a doctor yesterday about calories and it totally changed my perspective while I'm working out. A calorie is measured energy...but the part that really got me is when you BURN the calorie it turns to carbon dioxide and you literally breathe it out. I burned 650 calories at the gym last night and all I could think was that I just exhaled all those calories!

    Wellll....kind of, I guess:

    http://www.livestrong.com/article/35908-fat-expelled-body/
  • JENIFER_AZ
    JENIFER_AZ Posts: 235 Member
    LOL, totally!
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member

    Wellll....kind of, I guess:

    http://www.livestrong.com/article/35908-fat-expelled-body/


    WHOA. I actually had no idea how the process worked. Which I suddenly find hilarious.
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