1_ups Answer Machine

1_up

1_up is not able to come to the phone right now. Please leave a message after the beep *beep*

kapeluza

Dude wtf is up with all threads?! You need a life, seriously!! Or help?!! at least you could rattle the cage a bit and make a post about HCG and eating 400 calories a day. Or about how men secretly do cry....

FairyMiss

this is what happens after a 1_up has all work and no play

Jennyisbusy

You ruined Halloween! Every bloody costume I see I will think is TOM related. I'll show you 1 up! 1 finger up!!!:sad:
The bloody handprint on the mirror?? TOM related mess.
Vampires? zombies? all ruined

Jennyisbusy

Just look at my siggy? ruined - all those poor menstruating women making messes in the street...

infamousmk

Hey 1_up, it's kortney. Uhh... you still owe me $5, man. So, uh, whenever you can get me that $5 you owe me, that would be great. I hope you're not avoiding my calls or whatever since you owe me that $5. Okay, call me back, bye.

bry_all01

my answering machine took all my calls the other night while I worked out to the Butt Bible in my underwear. It was pretty much awesome.

Jennyisbusy

I can't even watch them mince strawberries on food network anymore....:sad: It's all so horribly red...

FindingFit50s

Hey, 1_up. You don't know me (you poor, deprived dear), but I thought you should know.... killagb has a mind that's almost as awesomely twisted as yours. The two of you together.... **shiver** ... just gives me chills, goose bumps, hard ( • Y • ) even!

cmriverside

yeah 1_up, thought you were "away" for 10 days. I wasn't about to call you knowing you are on vacay.

1_up

Dude wtf is up with all threads?! You need a life, seriously!! Or help?!! at least you could rattle the cage a bit and make a post about HCG and eating 400 calories a day. Or about how men secretly do cry....

Problem:
[x] I need a life
[x] help
[x] HCG? learn about HCG
[x] eating 400 calories a day?.... no pizza /wrist
[x] men cry?... consider ladyboys

Default answers of not giving a s...:
[]I'm sorry enjoy your day
[]Wow how about those Eagles!
[]I must break you!
[]Shuddup!
[x]Wow that awesome!

1_up

this is what happens after a 1_up has all work and no play

DING DING DING YAHTZEE!

1_up

You ruined Halloween! Every bloody costume I see I will think is TOM related. I'll show you 1 up! 1 finger up!!!:sad:
The bloody handprint on the mirror?? TOM related mess.
Vampires? zombies? all ruined

Thumbs aren't fingers silly!

Tom handprints ftl

1_up

Just look at my siggy? ruined - all those poor menstruating women making messes in the street...

TIL
Zombies have TOMS

1_up

Hey 1_up, it's kortney. Uhh... you still owe me $5, man. So, uh, whenever you can get me that $5 you owe me, that would be great. I hope you're not avoiding my calls or whatever since you owe me that $5. Okay, call me back, bye.

Note to self:

[x]Give Kortney 5bucks, in pennies, via a tubesock across the head

1_up

my answering machine took all my calls the other night while I worked out to the Butt Bible in my underwear. It was pretty much awesome.

[x]take pictures of self, working out to butt bible, freeballin

1_up

I can't even watch them mince strawberries on food network anymore....:sad: It's all so horribly red...

[x] strawberries are evil. avoid them.. check

1_up

Hey, 1_up. You don't know me (you poor, deprived dear), but I thought you should know.... killagb has a mind that's almost as awesomely twisted as yours. The two of you together.... **shiver** ... just gives me chills, goose bumps, hard ( • Y • ) even!

[x] me + killagb = hard ( • Y • ) that can cut glass.. check

1_up

Hey, 1_up. You don't know me (you poor, deprived dear), but I thought you should know.... killagb has a mind that's almost as awesomely twisted as yours. The two of you together.... **shiver** ... just gives me chills, goose bumps, hard ( • Y • ) even!

[x] FR or be poor & deprived ;x

1_up

yeah 1_up, thought you were "away" for 10 days. I wasn't about to call you knowing you are on vacay.

no no no not away! only very busy and I'll be half assing it here on MFP for the next 10 days

kapeluza

Dear 1_up, this is your local pharmacy, your generic hemroid cream is ready for pick up. Thank you, your friendly neighborhood pharmacy..... BEEEEP

JEK717

Hey 1 up....just wanted to say...I was very sad....but your voicemail box which I managed to hack into made me laugh. Thanks Bye.

1_up

Dear 1_up, this is your local pharmacy, your generic hemroid cream is ready for pick up. Thank you, your friendly neighborhood pharmacy..... BEEEEP

[x] order extra strength, this cheap stuff dont work.

1_up

Hey 1 up....just wanted to say...I was very sad....but your voicemail box which I managed to hack into made me laugh. Thanks Bye.

[x] change voicemail password JEK is a creeper

Jennyisbusy

This Is Jenny from Beautifull Birtha's Alteration shop, your pink princess dress is finished and ready to pick up at your convenience.

1_up

This Is Jenny from Beautifull Birtha's Alteration shop, your pink princess dress is finished and ready to pick up at your convenience.

[x] Happy Dance!