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CountryDevil
CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
edited October 2 in Chit-Chat
Unicorns and rainbows until someone craps in the pot of gold.

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  • brittanyjeanxo
    brittanyjeanxo Posts: 1,831 Member
    lmao
  • janet_pratt
    janet_pratt Posts: 747 Member
    licking the screen....I want a poster of that profile pic!
  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member
    licking the screen....I want a poster of that profile pic!

    Luckily for the OP, I'm guessing his Kinsey-scale rating is about 5-6 points lower than the model in his avatar ;)
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    licking the screen....I want a poster of that profile pic!

    Luckily for the OP, I'm guessing his Kinsey-scale rating is about 5-6 points lower than the model in his avatar ;)

    Um yeah, that rating is all the way down on the lowest end of that scale.
  • no you are not!
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    Unicorns and rainbows until someone craps in the pot of gold.

    Nooooo, I believe it's until you find some other "precious stone" in that pot instead of gold.


    I'm sorry I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth a little.


    And oh yeah, a big high five on licking the screen! :bigsmile:
  • hush7hush
    hush7hush Posts: 2,273 Member
    Oh god, hockey.

    I. Can't. Wait.

    Go Red Wings! <3
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    Unicorns and rainbows until someone craps in the pot of gold.

    Nooooo, I believe it's until you find some other "precious stone" in that pot instead of gold.


    I'm sorry I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth a little.


    And oh yeah, a big high five on licking the screen! :bigsmile:


    bwahahahahaaha!!!
  • licking the screen....I want a poster of that profile pic!

    Luckily for the OP, I'm guessing his Kinsey-scale rating is about 5-6 points lower than the model in his avatar ;)

    Um yeah, that rating is all the way down on the lowest end of that scale.

    I disagree and that was total rudeness!
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    licking the screen....I want a poster of that profile pic!

    Luckily for the OP, I'm guessing his Kinsey-scale rating is about 5-6 points lower than the model in his avatar ;)

    Um yeah, that rating is all the way down on the lowest end of that scale.

    I disagree and that was total rudeness!

    Kinsey scale - 0=total hetero 6=total homo. So, not rude, unless he is actually gay, in which case, he wouldn't have said he was way down on that scale...

    Thought it better to come from a friend! :flowerforyou:
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    licking the screen....I want a poster of that profile pic!

    Luckily for the OP, I'm guessing his Kinsey-scale rating is about 5-6 points lower than the model in his avatar ;)

    Um yeah, that rating is all the way down on the lowest end of that scale.

    I disagree and that was total rudeness!

    Kinsey scale - 0=total hetero 6=total homo. So, not rude, unless he is actually gay, in which case, he wouldn't have said he was way down on that scale...

    Thought it better to come from a friend! :flowerforyou:



    Exactly!!! Thank you.. I knew what she was saying...
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,605 Member
    People, you're not supposed to disclose your sexuality on mfp. Its a rule there for your own protection.
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    Unicorns and rainbows until someone craps in the pot of gold.

    Nooooo, I believe it's until you find some other "precious stone" in that pot instead of gold.


    I'm sorry I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth a little.


    And oh yeah, a big high five on licking the screen! :bigsmile:

    Awww I am so touched that you included me. . Thanks. . . Have a lovely evening!
  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member
    People, you're not supposed to disclose your sexuality on mfp. Its a rule there for your own protection.

    Oh crap... all those posts where I mentioned my husband *gasp* People are gunna think I'm straight! Oh no! All those women out there who appeal to my Kinsey-2 tendencies are going to feel neglected. Now that I've mentioned I'm not a "0", now ALL the homophobic women out there are going to think I'm sexually attracted to them. Trust me, it takes more than anatomy... just because a woman is "straight" doesn't mean she finds Steve Buscemi worthy of slipping a Mickey.

    Not to mention there's that guy in the intro forum who desperately needs to find another gay person struggling with anorexia. Wow, guess that rule just screwed him out of getting some real help. Might as well tell him to crawl back in the closet he came from *eye roll*

    -signed a very avid an active PFLAG member.
  • Unicorns and rainbows until someone craps in the pot of gold.

    Nooooo, I believe it's until you find some other "precious stone" in that pot instead of gold.


    I'm sorry I think I may have just thrown up in my mouth a little.

    And oh yeah, a big high five on licking the screen! :bigsmile:

    Awww I am so touched that you included me. . Thanks. . . Have a lovely evening!


    I don't understand. How did anything she said have anything to do with you??
  • meerkat70
    meerkat70 Posts: 4,605 Member

    Oh crap... all those posts where I mentioned my husband *gasp* People are gunna think I'm straight! Oh no! All those women out there who appeal to my Kinsey-2 tendencies are going to feel neglected. Now that I've mentioned I'm not a "0", now ALL the homophobic women out there are going to think I'm sexually attracted to them. Trust me, it takes more than anatomy... just because a woman is "straight" doesn't mean she finds Steve Buscemi worthy of slipping a Mickey.

    Not to mention there's that guy in the intro forum who desperately needs to find another gay person struggling with anorexia. Wow, guess that rule just screwed him out of getting some real help. Might as well tell him to crawl back in the closet he came from *eye roll*

    -signed a very avid an active PFLAG member.

    Your secret is safe with me.

    And mfp is only trying to protect that poor guy from nasty bigots who might say mean things. Obviously its better to prevent disclosure of your identity than to have to take a stance on homophobes. I have faith in The Rules. The Rules will set you free.

    Or something.
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    wow, someone is a bit egotistical and presumputious, not to mention a thread follower, no? Hmm... makes some sense now...
  • Why is it always about the rainbows and unicorns and pots of gold?!?! Where are the faeries?? Everyone always forgets the faeries.......
  • I love this! However, I am just gonna stand back and watch!
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    Why is it always about the rainbows and unicorns and pots of gold?!?! Where are the faeries?? Everyone always forgets the faeries.......

    I have a faery! I really actually have a faery! She's very pretty and is on my back right above my gluteus maximus. No rainbow or unicorn is with her though, I thought it might be weird to have a rainbow coming from the general area of my gluteal muscles (well lack of but I'm working on that! Squats baby!). I love faeries too. Faeries = good.

    You should go start a faery thread, and I will post something nice, and then hope for no weird email messages afterwards.


    ETA: Hey Look I hit 100!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    People, you're not supposed to disclose your sexuality on mfp. Its a rule there for your own protection.

    Oh crap... all those posts where I mentioned my husband *gasp* People are gunna think I'm straight! Oh no! All those women out there who appeal to my Kinsey-2 tendencies are going to feel neglected. Now that I've mentioned I'm not a "0", now ALL the homophobic women out there are going to think I'm sexually attracted to them. Trust me, it takes more than anatomy... just because a woman is "straight" doesn't mean she finds Steve Buscemi worthy of slipping a Mickey.

    Not to mention there's that guy in the intro forum who desperately needs to find another gay person struggling with anorexia. Wow, guess that rule just screwed him out of getting some real help. Might as well tell him to crawl back in the closet he came from *eye roll*

    -signed a very avid an active PFLAG member.

    i think i love you.

    -from a Kinsey 4
  • bry_all01
    bry_all01 Posts: 3,100 Member
    the he said she said bullsh!t!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    the he said she said bullsh!t!

    but... but.... he SAID. *pouts* did he lie?
  • Swimgoddess
    Swimgoddess Posts: 711 Member
    Why is it always about the rainbows and unicorns and pots of gold?!?! Where are the faeries?? Everyone always forgets the faeries.......

    I have a faery! I really actually have a faery! She's very pretty and is on my back right above my gluteus maximus. No rainbow or unicorn is with her though, I thought it might be weird to have a rainbow coming from the general area of my gluteal muscles (well lack of but I'm working on that! Squats baby!). I love faeries too. Faeries = good.

    You should go start a faery thread, and I will post something nice, and then hope for no weird email messages afterwards.

    ETA: Hey Look I hit 100!

    I'm just trying to envision you at a hockey game, yelling out in a voice we usually reserve to intimidate men, spewing the most creative strings of obscenities most people wouldn't be caught dead repeating in any other circumstances with a beautiful, delicate, precious little glowing faerie on your derrière. The stark contrast alone is enough to put me in stitches, but I mean, that really CAN'T be helping you blend in with the other hockey moms ;) They'll invariably get all jealous and nasty and go straight-up middle-school on you. I'm concerned for your safety, lol! Not to mention that poor innocent faerie... don't they have ears like radar-dishes? The enhancements to her vocabulary alone...

    OT: I didn't realize "The Rules" were built more in favor of keeping the bigots from revealing themselves than allowing people from all over the orientation spectrum to allow their true beautiful selves to shine :( Then again, I do hail from one of those more evolved places where discrimination/malice on any such basis is a legally prosecuted hate crime.
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