You Might Be On Phase 1 Of South Beach Diet If...

Jewels211

You might be on Phase 1 of SBD if...

...your family and friends think you've taken up smoking, but it's actually just string cheese hanging out of your mouth daily.

...you decide to buy stock in a California almond orchard.

...you find yourself checking other people's carts for the evil white bread, white rice, and white potatoes.

...a loved one has hidden the bathroom scales from you.

...you run to the bathroom more than a third-trimester pregnant woman.

...you have fantasies about strawberries that involve only you and the berries.

SouLThinking

so true!
thank goodness it works though!