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1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
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What are some of the things that would be on your bucket list?

I'll go first

1. Ride a bull
2. Ride a black stallion
3. Ride a cow (naked)
4. Ride a dolphin
5. Ride a big Pig (think Hannibal)
6. Ride a BearTiger ;D

here is a RL sketch of me riding PBT

mULJu.jpg
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  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
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    I want to punch a dolphin.

    Anything that smiles that often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.
    I also suspect that those cute little clicking sounds are actually vulgar insults.
  • CamiXiomara
    CamiXiomara Posts: 114
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    :laugh: Hilarious!
    My bucket list isn't so entertaining as yours:
    1. I want to have a baby boy
    2. Swim with dolphins
    3. Travel to Brazil
    4. Finish Med school
    5. Fly a helicopter/plane
  • ajk828
    ajk828 Posts: 335
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    Ya know, I wouldn't mind taking PBT out for a spin myself. I'll fight you for it ;-P
  • CamiXiomara
    CamiXiomara Posts: 114
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    I want to punch a dolphin.

    Anything that smiles that often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.
    I also suspect that those cute little clicking sounds are actually vulgar insults.


    I think this is by far the most hilarious thing I've heard all day. Now I want to punch a dolphin, too.
  • Here_kittykitty
    Here_kittykitty Posts: 53 Member
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    I want to punch a dolphin.

    Anything that smiles that often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.
    I also suspect that those cute little clicking sounds are actually vulgar insults.


    The Oatmeal, FTW!
  • leomom72
    leomom72 Posts: 1,797 Member
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    travel to italy
    travel to rio
    travel to australia ( only to see the sydney opera house, cuz it just looks cool )
    tour alcatraz prison
    have a drink with snooki ( lmao )
    win the lottery
    uhm..thats all igot right now :tongue:
  • CriticalX
    CriticalX Posts: 212 Member
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    have my way with ajk :)
  • red01angel
    red01angel Posts: 806 Member
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    I want to punch a dolphin.

    Anything that smiles that often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place.
    I also suspect that those cute little clicking sounds are actually vulgar insults.


    The Oatmeal, FTW!

    I wish this were one of those karma giving websites: you'd be SO +1 right now!
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
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    Ya know, I wouldn't mind taking PBT out for a spin myself. I'll fight you for it ;-P
    We could go doubles Aj! :D
  • Aj1214
    Aj1214 Posts: 120
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    *Punch a whale. (from the show Scrubs)
    *Call somebody much bigger than I, something I can't say in a thread. (Run to tell about it)
    *Be referenced on family guy.
    *Cover a Bob Dylan song on a record. (harder than one may think since it's not my song etc etc)
    *Skydive
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    These are in no particular order:
    1. Skinny dipping (or should I say "toned" dipping?). Def want to go for a legit skinny dip when I reach my "goal".
    2. Tan on a nude beach
    3. Travel as much of the world that I can
    4. Climb half dome
    5. Climb a crap ton of mountains
    6. Oh what the heck . . . swim with dolphins . . . be cooler to swim with orcas though.
    7. Learn how to surf
    8. Learn to play an instrument and go to that one spot off of that road at the beach and play it to my heart's content
    9. Learn how to sail
    10. Actually learn survival skills like whats-his-name-on-that-one-show and actually go backpacking and do something extreme.
    11. Produce, write, direct, film, a film of some sort.

    & I'm stopping now . . .
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
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    What are some of the things that would be on your bucket list?

    I'll go first

    1. Ride a bull
    2. Ride a black stallion
    3. Ride a cow (naked)
    4. Ride a dolphin
    5. Ride a big Pig (think Hannibal)
    6. Ride a BearTiger ;D

    here is a RL sketch of me riding PBT

    mULJu.jpg

    You have too much time on your hands buddy.
  • PatientBearTiger
    PatientBearTiger Posts: 475
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    Ya know, I wouldn't mind taking PBT out for a spin myself. I'll fight you for it ;-P
    We could go doubles Aj! :D

    Saddle up ladies. Fur rides and butter for both of you!!!
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
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    So seals aren't dolphins...but this is a song the Georgia Tech marching band sings every game. And every party. And generally whenever we're drunk...

    Baby Seal Song
    (To the tune of "Mountain Dew")

    Way up north where it is cold
    You know they ain't got much gold
    They all make their living from the seal skins they've sold.
    Me I like the killing, because it's so fulfilling
    And I hate to see a baby seal grow old.

    Chorus:

    You don't bludgeon a seal 'cause you want a meal
    You do it cause you want to hear those little suckers squeal.
    You hit 'em on the head, and you do it just for kicks
    And you poke out their eyes with your eye-pokin' sticks.
    (Two - Three - Four)

    My daddy was a little mean, my mama was a bit obscene,
    Maybe that's the reason for the way that I feel.
    You might not believe me, but my woman wants to leave me
    So I guess I'll take it out on a baby seal.

    The Liberals want to lock me up because I kill the seal pups
    And tie their fur up into little bales.
    I know that it won't be long 'til all the baby seals are gone
    So I guess I'll just start wiping out the whales.

    Slice 'em, dice 'em, roto-till 'em, chop 'em up or just plain kill 'em,
    Their fur comes off with just one easy peel (RIP, RIP, RIP)
    People, people don't you cry cause I know that when I die
    I'll be coming back as a baby seal....
  • dayzeerock
    dayzeerock Posts: 918 Member
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    Fall in love. For real.
  • mightymom2
    mightymom2 Posts: 312 Member
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    1. swim with dolphins

    2. sky dive or bunjee jump maybe both
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
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    What are some of the things that would be on your bucket list?

    I'll go first

    1. Ride a bull
    2. Ride a black stallion
    3. Ride a cow (naked)
    4. Ride a dolphin
    5. Ride a big Pig (think Hannibal)
    6. Ride a BearTiger ;D

    here is a RL sketch of me riding PBT

    mULJu.jpg

    Why would you want to be naked on a cow? Doesn't sound sanitary.
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
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    I've completed much of my list already. All the ones that didn't require ridiculous amounts of money.

    - go on a cruise - I live on a peninsula and haven't done this yet?!

    - travel by freighter - I need to go with a guy I trust though, 'cause I'm pretty sure traveling by freighter would be kind of risky for a woman.

    - literally backpack through Europe - I'd like to do this alone, though. I'm thinking I'll couch surf the whole way.
  • 1_up
    1_up Posts: 1,414 Member
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    What are some of the things that would be on your bucket list?

    I'll go first

    1. Ride a bull
    2. Ride a black stallion
    3. Ride a cow (naked)
    4. Ride a dolphin
    5. Ride a big Pig (think Hannibal)
    6. Ride a BearTiger ;D

    here is a RL sketch of me riding PBT

    mULJu.jpg

    You have too much time on your hands buddy.

    Wow someone is so unappreciative of the 10 mins I spent with MS Paint!
  • curvygirl512
    curvygirl512 Posts: 423 Member
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    Learn a foreign language so I"m really conversational.
    Take a mediterranian cruise--Spain, France, Italy, Greece.
    Get a dog or cat.
    Not have to worry about money.

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