Muffin Tops

ajbeans

I'm sporting a muffin top right now. Because my pants are actually a little too big and they keep sliding down, and then when I sit down they pull on my hips.

It are sex-ay.

ImperfektAngel

I wear loose clothing because I would surely have a muffin top if my clothes were on too tight

pain_is_weakness

I agree, i hate when i see people, mostly the younger people wearing jeans so low it barely covers what it needs to, then they try to cover the muffin top with a longer shirt that does not hide anything and they are constantly pulling it down. MY DAUGHTER WOULD GET TURNED AROUND IF SHE TRIED LEAVING THE HOUSE LIKE THAT, just sayin'! HATE MUFFIN TOPS, that are intentional.

ESVABelle

Next time you see someone with a muffin top, just tip your hat and say, "Top of the muffin to ya!" And put your hat back on.

^^this

Loko_Ino

Fabienne: I was looking at myself in the mirror.
Butch: Uh-huh?
Fabienne: I wish I had a pot.
Butch: You were lookin' in the mirror and you wish you had some pot?
Fabienne: A pot. A pot belly. Pot bellies are sexy.
Butch: Well you should be happy, 'cause you do.
Fabienne: Shut up, Fatso! I don't have a pot! I have a bit of a tummy, like Madonna when she did "Lucky Star," it's not the same thing.
Butch: I didn't realize there was a difference between a tummy and a pot belly.
Fabienne: The difference is huge.
Butch: You want me to have a pot?
Fabienne: No. Pot bellies make a man look either oafish, or like a gorilla. But on a woman, a pot belly is very sexy. The rest of you is normal. Normal face, normal legs, normal hips, normal *kitten*, but with a big, perfectly round pot belly. If I had one, I'd wear a tee-shirt two sizes too small to accentuate it.
Butch: You think guys would find that attractive?
Fabienne: I don't give a damn what men find attractive. It's unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

WINNING!!