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  • albinogorilla
    albinogorilla Posts: 1,056 Member
    Sometimes I stick my finger in my belly button, take it out and smell it.


    Don't judge me. :tongue:

    you beat me to it.....................
  • Kalrez
    Kalrez Posts: 655 Member
    My cat will only drink from a faucet, never a bowl
    ugh, mine to. i had to get her a waterer.

    Us too. We got the Petmate thingy. My cats love it. I can't ever seem to get it completely clean, though. I got the brushes and cleaning kit so I can get in all the nooks and crannies, but it still gets slimy pretty quickly. The last time I cleaned it, I let it run with bleach (not anywhere that the cats could drink!) to kill any bacteria that could be lurking - didn't help.

    Had it less than a year, and I've stopped using it till I can figure out what to do.
  • cklbrown
    cklbrown Posts: 4,696 Member
    I got him a fountain. All he does is play in it and splash water everywhere! High maintenance cat!
  • SMarie10
    SMarie10 Posts: 956 Member
    I always add the words "IN BED" every time I read a fortune cookie fortune out loud with my friends... And it's funny Every Time...
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    I was walking into the bank last week and 2 guys were outside talking. I overheard this "..so i put down the laundry, and went for the crowbar'.

    I've never been more 'wtf'...and curious at the same time before in my life.
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
    7 out of the 10 voices in my head want a Twinkie

    Curious what the other 3 said
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    7 out of the 10 voices in my head want a Twinkie

    Curious what the other 3 said

    They rolled their eyes and said, "Really? Gimme a break"...and suddenly broke into that catchy little tune from the KitKat commercial
  • fromaquasar
    fromaquasar Posts: 811 Member
    great now that songs stuck in my head!
    meeeeetooooooooooo
  • spicypepper
    spicypepper Posts: 1,016 Member
    I was walking into the bank last week and 2 guys were outside talking. I overheard this "..so i put down the laundry, and went for the crowbar'.

    I've never been more 'wtf'...and curious at the same time before in my life.

    Ha ha ha!!! I would have jumped in that conversation!
  • Elixandra
    Elixandra Posts: 299 Member
    I'm not wearing any socks . . .oooooooo scandalous!

    me either ooooooo

    Oh snap me either! But I normally were mismatched socks on purpose.
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
    I am wearing miss matches socks too could not find any that matched
  • MrsFarrow
    MrsFarrow Posts: 326 Member
    I was walking into the bank last week and 2 guys were outside talking. I overheard this "..so i put down the laundry, and went for the crowbar'.

    I've never been more 'wtf'...and curious at the same time before in my life.


    "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."
  • Elixandra
    Elixandra Posts: 299 Member
    I am wearing miss matches socks too could not find any that matched

    YAY for random socks. :smile:
  • cantjustcant
    cantjustcant Posts: 1,027 Member
    I saw ranch rice cakes today. They made me cringe
  • Kohadre
    Kohadre Posts: 316
    I poured water in my dad's gas tank.
  • LovelySnugs
    LovelySnugs Posts: 389
    i'm technically homeless.

    also, i don't wear socks very often, because i can't afford to replace them if they wear out. figure i'll save them for special occasions, like church.
  • Sumo813
    Sumo813 Posts: 566 Member
    943179497d1247792697-you-just-lost-game-rickroll.jpg

    Sonuva... were we just Rick Rolled?!
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    It's cloudy out.
  • 42hockeymom
    42hockeymom Posts: 521 Member
    My baby sister turned 40 today. But I'm no longer the older sister. I decided! (Cuz I'm the oldest and that's how I roll!)
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
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    That is so funny!
  • KatieJane83
    KatieJane83 Posts: 2,002 Member
    I'm not wearing any socks . . .oooooooo scandalous!

    me either ooooooo

    Oh snap me either! But I normally were mismatched socks on purpose.

    I'm not wearing socks either! Or anything else for that matter, I just got out of the shower. Ooh, I'm naked MFP'ing! :devil:
  • reese66
    reese66 Posts: 2,920 Member
    7 out of the 10 voices in my head want a Twinkie

    *passes twinkie*
  • warmachinejt
    warmachinejt Posts: 2,162 Member
    GTL
    gym tan laundry jersey represent bioshez
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