The Lighter Side of Excuses

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If you are lik me, you've made some excuses for your eating and exercising habits. Here is a list with some suggestions from your fellow MFP community. Can you add to it?

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/blog/dsjohndrow/view/the-dog-didn-t-eat-it-excuses-for-overeating-149433