P90X turning America gay? (article)

Jorra

http://christwire.org/2011/09/is-p90x-and-tony-horton-turning-america-gay/

Discuss.

I have no idea what to think about this.

MrsCon40

I think I am going to get a lot of laughs as I start reading this - and then the laughs will turn into raging anger in short order.

Let me read and report.

ETA: Read. Loved. Shared.

Jessamin

Pretty sure that entire website is a particularly elaborate trollpost.

ladycomix

http://christwire.org/2011/09/is-p90x-and-tony-horton-turning-america-gay/

Discuss.

I have no idea what to think about this.

Not to worry...Christwire is a satire site. They do it reallly well

billsica

I'm laughing so hard I just spit milk out onto my boyfriend.

savethecat

That site is satirical right? There's no way that's meant to be serious.

Jorra

http://christwire.org/2011/09/is-p90x-and-tony-horton-turning-america-gay/

Discuss.

I have no idea what to think about this.

Not to worry...Christwire is a satire site. They do it reallly well

Oh yes, I know that. Not even an insane person would make those graphs and expect people to believe them. This is just too hilariously well written. LOL

ladycomix

I'm laughing so hard I just spit milk out onto my boyfriend.

LOL

Apryl546

I had to lawl.
SO hard.

And people wonder why I gave up Christianity. Because a lot of people are like this. xD

LorinaLynn

It's a satire site. Like the Onion.

But I find it both hilarious and sad how believable it is.

cdngirl71

I will have to read it later, my work has blocked the link, LOL.

FearAnLoathing

:laugh:

Eats_With_A_Fist

Ding, ding, ding! Officially the stupidest thing I've ever read!

So, so glad to find out it's a satire site!

jrich1

ROFL!

SimplyFreckled

:flowerforyou:

couldn't read the articles as it is blocked at work

ladycomix

http://christwire.org/2011/09/is-p90x-and-tony-horton-turning-america-gay/

Discuss.

I have no idea what to think about this.

Not to worry...Christwire is a satire site. They do it reallly well

Oh yes, I know that. Not even an insane person would make those graphs and expect people to believe them. This is just too hilariously well written. LOL

Have you ever read any of their music reviews? the first sentence of this one made me spit coffee out one morning~ http://christwire.org/2011/09/keha-the-harlot-of-dripping-whorness/

Thomasm198

I had to lawl.
SO hard.

And people wonder why I gave up Christianity. Because a lot of people are like this. xD

I was about to say something snarky but I saw you edited your original post.

Not all of us are actually like that.

infamousmk

I dunno, guys - Tony does have pretty great man-boy looks... what if he's brainwashing us and we don't even know it?? I've been wearing less makeup since starting P90X, and I was sure it was due to all of the working out. What if I don't even realize I'm starting to become totally butch?

That's it. I'm quitting the program tomorrow.



Wait, I like boobies... I'm not quitting anything.

CakeFit21

Bwhahahahahaha!

kennethmgreen

ChristWire rules.

mynameiscarrie

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I like the model to tell if someone has been using p90x...especially the beiber haircut

baisleac

:smokin: :smokin:

TDGee

This must be satire. I thought it was hilarious. Gay genes in shakeology? And the chart below:

FearAnLoathing

http://christwire.org/2011/09/is-p90x-and-tony-horton-turning-america-gay/

Discuss.

I have no idea what to think about this.

Not to worry...Christwire is a satire site. They do it reallly well

Oh yes, I know that. Not even an insane person would make those graphs and expect people to believe them. This is just too hilariously well written. LOL

Have you ever read any of their music reviews? the first sentence of this one made me spit coffee out one morning~ http://christwire.org/2011/09/keha-the-harlot-of-dripping-whorness/

Sounds about right

ProTFitness

http://christwire.org/2011/09/is-p90x-and-tony-horton-turning-america-gay/

Discuss.

I have no idea what to think about this.

Holy Wow!!! radical people will say just about anything. Make your own thoughts and feelings and not be sucked in my someone elses

Missylydia

"Each item contains what is called “Skake-ology”, which is packed with amino acids that attach the gay gene to ones dna."

Haha, amazing, so funny!

And no, not all Christians think like this, and unfortunately not all Christians are as funny as this either.

Jorra

Have you ever read any of their music reviews? the first sentence of this one made me spit coffee out one morning~ http://christwire.org/2011/09/keha-the-harlot-of-dripping-whorness/

I'm gonna start reading their site more, although this Ke$ha article could have been written by anyone, it's too accurate.

Renise01

I almost think I got an ab workout laughing.

MuffinMan25

lol, :laugh:

FearAnLoathing

I loved this quote from their Ke$ha review "This woman is covered in Satan nectar" thats so going on my profile

goron59

Who cares!