"Judge me, man" thread ADD yours!

billsica

I have changed my activity level for the day so I am not over. Only if it really was a busy day but still not 100% honest probably

You should be institutionalized.

starracer23

I can't log that one animal cracker...I mean it would be a loner. What would all the other food think about that one lonely lil guy?? I'm pretty sure it would be bullied.

HollieDoodles

Ummm..... I'm not going to post anything cuz I'm not entirely sure this website is safe. I wouldn't want the fuzz to show up at school to arrest me today.

So, I guess I'm the only perfectly innocent one on here!

:bigsmile: You can all praise me now :bigsmile:

billsica

I log WHAT booze I'm drinking but I don't log beyond the initial drink, everything after that...is unlogged drunkenness.

I prelog how many I might have. So I'll usually log about 12 drinks at the start of the evening.

See, I would, but generally before I go to bed the drinks have left my body and taken with it anything I've recently eaten....people should just be glad I don't log it as exercise...

Guilty! punishment, 5 shots... no chaser.

nani726

I second that one, might have to consider a liquid diet all together.

sassylilmama

I have changed my activity level for the day so I am not over. Only if it really was a busy day but still not 100% honest probably

You should be institutionalized.

Oooohhh can I get the padded room?!

billsica

Ummm..... I'm not going to post anything cuz I'm not entirely sure this website is safe. I wouldn't want the fuzz to show up at school to arrest me today.

So, I guess I'm the only perfectly innocent one on here!

:bigsmile: You can all praise me now :bigsmile:

Reported to the authorities!!

billsica

I have changed my activity level for the day so I am not over. Only if it really was a busy day but still not 100% honest probably

You should be institutionalized.

Oooohhh can I get the padded room?!

Padded room so you can run in a square to get that activity level up.

billsica

I can't log that one animal cracker...I mean it would be a loner. What would all the other food think about that one lonely lil guy?? I'm pretty sure it would be bullied.

Dip it in something, like ranch dressing or jelly.

nani726

I prelog how many I might have. So I'll usually log about 12 drinks at the start of the evening.
I like this approach. I may adopt it and consider it a daily goal.


I second that. Might consider a liquid diet all together.

sassylilmama

I have changed my activity level for the day so I am not over. Only if it really was a busy day but still not 100% honest probably

You should be institutionalized.

Oooohhh can I get the padded room?!

Padded room so you can run in a square to get that activity level up.

I'm down with that

billsica

I feed my kids chicken nuggets, mac and cheese, pizza, etc. because they refuse vegetables. My son used to like them, then from one day to the next he was repulsed by them. I'd rather him eat SOMETHING than nothing, so I feed him what I know he'll eat. I do try to keep it as healthy as possible most of the time (chicken breast, fish, etc) but he does end up eating crap a lot. My daughter will still eat most veggies so I serve them to her at most meals. I'm really hoping she doesn't end up refusing them at some point too. If I didn't know me, I'd judge me

Sister, you are not alone! This is word for word me too, and I am not judging you one bit!


Also, I spent 2 hours on here yearterday while my kids were doing god knows what, and I didn't really care.

Guilty!!!
And Guilty of aiding and abiding!

starracer23

Mmmmmm animal crackers in tartar sauce...that sounds like a tasty snack.

HollieDoodles

Ummm..... I'm not going to post anything cuz I'm not entirely sure this website is safe. I wouldn't want the fuzz to show up at school to arrest me today.

So, I guess I'm the only perfectly innocent one on here!

:bigsmile: You can all praise me now :bigsmile:

Reported to the authorities!!

Hey!:noway: Don't make me send the lady from Nanny 911 over to your house to beeootch slap you for stealing your child's goldfish crackers!!! CUZ I will do that in a heart beat, mister

billsica

Ummm..... I'm not going to post anything cuz I'm not entirely sure this website is safe. I wouldn't want the fuzz to show up at school to arrest me today.

So, I guess I'm the only perfectly innocent one on here!

:bigsmile: You can all praise me now :bigsmile:

Reported to the authorities!!

Hey!:noway: Don't make me send the lady from Nanny 911 over to your house to beeootch slap you for stealing your child's goldfish crackers!!! CUZ I will do that in a heart beat, mister

Bring it! I'm sending Dog the bounty hunter over to yours.

billsica

I second that one, might have to consider a liquid diet all together.

Guilty of being to funny also.

billsica

I had a custard cream (35 cals) not logged and now I hate myself (well not really!)

Mistrial!
We need to see evidence of this custard cream. and every bit of pasty will be logged, in excruciating detail.

ilookthetype

I log WHAT booze I'm drinking but I don't log beyond the initial drink, everything after that...is unlogged drunkenness.

I prelog how many I might have. So I'll usually log about 12 drinks at the start of the evening.

See, I would, but generally before I go to bed the drinks have left my body and taken with it anything I've recently eaten....people should just be glad I don't log it as exercise...

Guilty! punishment, 5 shots... no chaser.

Why do people use chasers? It ruins the taste of perfectly delicious booze. What and I shooting back, sir?

InstantSunshine

I had a custard cream (35 cals) not logged and now I hate myself (well not really!)

Mistrial!
We need to see evidence of this custard cream. and every bit of pasty will be logged, in excruciating detail.

Seriously? A custard cream's only 35 calories? *sneaks off to work's biscuit cupboard* ... well, it'd be a shame to have this cuppa and not dunk ANYTHING, wouldn't it?

brokenartist

I get on and log exercise and sometimes my food, but for the most part I do not log what I eat...I should be spanked...Starracer23 you willing?

Leola2011

I feed my kids chicken nuggets, mac and cheese, pizza, etc. because they refuse vegetables. My son used to like them, then from one day to the next he was repulsed by them. I'd rather him eat SOMETHING than nothing, so I feed him what I know he'll eat. I do try to keep it as healthy as possible most of the time (chicken breast, fish, etc) but he does end up eating crap a lot. My daughter will still eat most veggies so I serve them to her at most meals. I'm really hoping she doesn't end up refusing them at some point too. If I didn't know me, I'd judge me

Sister, you are not alone! This is word for word me too, and I am not judging you one bit!


Also, I spent 2 hours on here yearterday while my kids were doing god knows what, and I didn't really care.

THIS ABSOLUTELY MADE ME CRACK UP!!!!!!!!!!!
HILARIOUS!!!!!
I'm sooooo glad there are mothers out there who are not only good, but honest! I can't stand pretentious parents.

HollieDoodles

Ummm..... I'm not going to post anything cuz I'm not entirely sure this website is safe. I wouldn't want the fuzz to show up at school to arrest me today.

So, I guess I'm the only perfectly innocent one on here!

:bigsmile: You can all praise me now :bigsmile:

Reported to the authorities!!

Hey!:noway: Don't make me send the lady from Nanny 911 over to your house to beeootch slap you for stealing your child's goldfish crackers!!! CUZ I will do that in a heart beat, mister

Bring it! I'm sending Dog the bounty hunter over to yours.

Not sure who this "Dog" character is, but I'm a dog lover... So, no worries Plus I'm a mother to 2 teenage boys, so you really can't scare me that easily. I'd probably make "Dog" pee himself and run off yipping the whole way down the street.

Leola2011

I've been an angel with my exercise, food, and logging. But I'm planning a personal pig fest this Friday night. I'm going to feed my kids and sit them in front of the television. And while they're enjoying the Disney Channel, I'm going to go in my room, shut the door, and eat an entire pizza by myself. Then I'm going to chase it with some Milano cookies. I might even drink some OJ for an added punch. Then I'm going to lay down with all that food on my belly and not move till the morning.

jetscreaminagain

I log my housecleaning if 1) I worked up a sweat or 2) I need the calorie allowance.

I used to always work up a sweat. Now it doesn't always happen. Stupid fitness.

I might not clean the stupid place even the once per week if I didn't get SOME kind of reward.

sassylilmama

I log my housecleaning if 1) I worked up a sweat or 2) I need the calorie allowance.

I used to always work up a sweat. Now it doesn't always happen. Stupid fitness.

I might not clean the stupid place even the once per week if I didn't get SOME kind of reward.

oops seems I have something else to confess as I do this too

BerryH

I weigh myself at least three times in the morning, putting the scale in a different position each time until I find the ley-line where gravity is slightly reduced. If at any time in this process I get a number I like, I record it, whatever day of the week it is.

knittnponder

Saturday a friend and I are embarking on "Sugarfest 2011" where we will take a tour of the local cupcake and donut stores to compare them to each other. I don't know how many we're going to but we'll each get one thing at each store and sample them. I won't be logging! (I do intend to take a plastic knife and cut off a bite from each thing because if I attempt to eat a whole cupcake at every stop I will be so sick i'll want to die! I'm also being very strict this week in preparation but it's still going to be ugly. However, I fully intend to enjoy the day with my friend who I haven't spent time with in a couple of years (out side of facebook anyway.))

sassylilmama

Saturday a friend and I are embarking on "Sugarfest 2011" where we will take a tour of the local cupcake and donut stores to compare them to each other. I don't know how many we're going to but we'll each get one thing at each store and sample them. I won't be logging! (I do intend to take a plastic knife and cut off a bite from each thing because if I attempt to eat a whole cupcake at every stop I will be so sick i'll want to die! I'm also being very strict this week in preparation but it's still going to be ugly. However, I fully intend to enjoy the day with my friend who I haven't spent time with in a couple of years (out side of facebook anyway.))

oh that sounds fanfreakingtastic

Kalrez

I never click "Complete this entry" when I'm noticeably over. And a glass of wine may have slipped on to last night's consumption. Well, it was a Tuesday!

Same here lol

roebuck1908

lucky your not Mr Creosote

and for apéritifs he has six bottles of Château Latour 1945, a double jeroboam of champagne, and half a dozen crates of brown ale (half his usual allowance). He finishes the lot, vomiting profusely all over himself, his table, and the other diners throughout the duration (causing other diners to leave in disgust). Finally, after being persuaded by the smooth (and possibly vengeful) maître d' to eat a "wafer-thin mint", he explodes in a huge torrent of innards and partially digested food.
When the explosion clears, Creosote is still alive, but his chest cavity is now blasted open, revealing his spread ribs and still-beating heart. As he looks around, seemingly confused by what has just happened, the maître d' calmly walks up to him and presents "the bill, monsieur."