The "lol really" thread

Iamfit4life

Purchased a package of Cars favors for my sons daycare birthday party tomorrow.

$10.00 for this bag that makes 8.
NONE of of this stuff can be worth more than one cent. lol

LOL, REALLY?

JsGirl93

Someone FRd me, seemed really nice, sent a message. Had a pic of their *ahem* in their profile! LOL, REALLY?!

AlyBelden

Kids toys are ridiculous, especially party favor type stuff. Yet we keep buying it, lol.

kimi131

I once threw one of my best friends a bachelorette party at my house. In the spirit of a good bachelorette party, the bridesmaids and I sprinkled err... male organ shaped confetti on my carpet. My close friend is now happily married to her hubby for going on three years now and they have a little boy together. And, for three year since, I have been finding that damn confetti all over the place, usually in the carpet, but I have even found it outside. My house has been cleaned and vacuumed too many times to count since then and I still find those things. In fact, I found one as recently as a few weeks ago.

Lol... Really?!

(I hope the next owner of my home doesn't have young children!)

farfalledibaciodinotte

I went to the gym today... a guy who usually is pretty nice and helpful who KNOWS I'M MARRIED... told me I look hot while doing hip adductions..... lol.. really???

oh and also... PAID 8 bucks for mechanical eyeliner today... went to use it and it's all broken inside... lol really??

Hubby told me I look like I'm losing a lot of weight, proceeds to tell me my salad and protein look really healthy... then asks me to run to taco bell FOR HIM. lol... really?

MissingMyOldSelf

LOL This one still makes me laugh to this day!!!

Last January, my husband, who was unemployed for 3 years (Thank you General Motors), calls me in a panic at work two days before his birthday. I was deathly afraid something was wrong.

him: "Hon, did you know I'm going to be 33 this year???"
me: "Yeah." (derrr.)
him: "But..... are you sure?"
me. "yeah. Why do you ask?"
him: "Something just doesn't add up. I can't be 33 yet."
me: "No babe, for real... you're going to be 33."
him: "Really???"
me: "Yes. I gave you a surprise 30th birthday party almost 3 years ago."
him: silence......."You sure?"
me: "Yes. 2011-1978 equals 33."
him: silence...... "You sure?"


LOL REALLY!?!?!!

Iamfit4life

I once threw one of my best friends a bachelorette party at my house. In the spirit of a good bachelorette party, the bridesmaids and I sprinkled err... male organ shaped confetti on my carpet. My close friend is now happily married to her hubby for going on three years now and they have a little boy together. And, for three year since, I have been finding that damn confetti all over the place, usually in the carpet, but I have even found it outside. My house has been cleaned and vacuumed too many times to count since then and I still find those things. In fact, I found one as recently as a few weeks ago.

Lol... Really?!

(I hope the next owner of my home doesn't have young children!)

My kids would love it. I made a real mistake teaching them the proper words for parts. They really love using the proper words, everywhere.

MissingMyOldSelf

I don't go, LOL REALLY? to this next one, but I seriously go "WTF REALLY!!?!?!?!?!"

I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE when I'm finishing up cleaning the kitchen, loading the dishwasher, got my Scentsy aroma thingy plugged in... kitchen looks gorgeous! And it NEVER fails that someone (husband or brother) comes into the kitchen as I'm turning out the light with an armful of plates or glasses.

wtf.