Kids say the funniest things.....

Iamfit4life
Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
edited October 2 in Chit-Chat
Now my son(who loves the movie CARS like most women love diamonds, shoes and handbags)


This morning we're driving to daycare and he says "mommy, you're winning"

He always says this when I drive fast.

:)


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  • Jelleebean
    Jelleebean Posts: 212
    i don't have kids, but, i do have a 3.5 year old goddaughter.... who just the other day told her mom, who is pretty handy with knitting needles and crochet hooks... had made a blanket... little one says, 'mommie you make pretty blankets'... and her mom replies, 'thank you sweetie, but, the prettiest thing i ever made was you'.... little one's reply, 'awww shucks mom'... and pulled the blanket over her head :)
  • Ahzuri
    Ahzuri Posts: 272 Member
    My daughter isn't even two yet and she is all the time asking "Are you ok?" even at moments when its not applicable!
  • LooseWheel
    LooseWheel Posts: 211 Member
    I started writing a book when they started these funnies. My son says he remembers things because he has a memory board in his head. Computer generation or what!

    My daughter, first time in a loo by herself next to me started saying, "what does S.L.U... mean mummy" Can't say a swear word here but I asked her to stop reading the wall! Never again.
  • Dtrmnd86
    Dtrmnd86 Posts: 406 Member
    My son (4) was telling me the other day that when babies are in your tummy, they get really, really big and then the mommy sits on the potty, and go *insert hilarious 4yr old pooping face* and squish, they poop out the baby. lol.. I was laughing so hard.
  • LooseWheel
    LooseWheel Posts: 211 Member
    Ahzuri - Maybe she heard it was 'are you ok' day last week. It was mentioned on the news in Australia recently.
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    my god daughters are about to turn 8, and i asked them how school is. one responded "it sucks" and i told her she shouldn't use that word. she looked at me with the weirdest adult look i've ever seen on a child and goes "but you use it all the time." i could not question her logic.
  • Andythefitfamilyman
    Andythefitfamilyman Posts: 420
    the other day me and the family was driving past a bunch cheerleaders who were doing a car wash. The windows were down and my two year old daughter heard them say "Car wash" My daughter looks at them at says"Car wash? you have no car to wash, no lien!"
  • DianaPowerUp
    DianaPowerUp Posts: 518 Member
    My faves so far:

    Ben (7) - "Mom, why doesn't Emily (our cat) have babies?"
    Me - "Uhhh..." trying to figure out how to explain "being spayed"
    Nick (7) - "Duh! She's not even MARRIED!"

    I took the boys to Miami, and they came home and told my husband that, "We went to Mommy's Ami." To this day, they still call it, "Mommy's Ami", and will argue with anyone who says it's "MYami" ("No it's not! It's MOMMY'S Ami!")
  • stampede55
    stampede55 Posts: 474
    As I was sitting in traffic on the interstate with my wife, 4 year old son, and 7 month old son, my 4 year old looks out of the window and screams "Stop following us d**chebag!!!!" at the car next to us. That boy is gonna be the death of me....
  • LooseWheel
    LooseWheel Posts: 211 Member
    My friend at work is a Nana. She said her grandson and her daughter started this game driving around, "I love you more than the lightpost, I love you more than the door" just by looking at things around them. The little guy gets on the phone and my friend says "I love you" as is normal and the 5 year old responded with a loud "I love you more than dog poo Nana". Lol thats a great love there and yep, he wins that one! Wow hey. Kids are funny. And embarrasing.... Well mine are
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    As I was sitting in traffic on the interstate with my wife, 4 year old son, and 7 month old son, my 4 year old looks out of the window and screams "Stop following us d**chebag!!!!" at the car next to us. That boy is gonna be the death of me....


    omg, i want to hang out with you son and buy him a beer!!
  • maab_connor
    maab_connor Posts: 3,927 Member
    when my neice was potty training, the whole family was out for the Fourth of July and the park was crowded. i ended up taking her over to the bathroom at one point. so we go into the large stall and she goes and i realize i should too. so i have her stand by the door and i go really fast and she says, "GOOD JOB Auntie MA!" and claps her hands! then she proceeds to tell me how to wipe properly. LMAO!!
  • LooseWheel
    LooseWheel Posts: 211 Member
    Bump
  • suemar74
    suemar74 Posts: 447 Member
    My oldest son used to tell me I was getting on his nervous (nerves).
  • prettypooks
    prettypooks Posts: 133 Member
    My 10 year old stepson - "I can't wait to meet my nemesis in high school."
    Me - "Why's that, buddy?"
    10 year old stepson - "So we can have a dance-off!"

    He's watched too many of those teenage movies...

    Then he proceeded to show me some of his best dance movies. Too funny!
  • LooseWheel
    LooseWheel Posts: 211 Member
    The smiley one in my pic with me said when she was little, "it's me book",
    I tried to explain saying, "no you say it's 'my' book",
    she repeated again "It's me book"
    I also repeated so she responded with a frown saying, "it's your book"

    Going to the loo with children can = inquiries such as "what you sticking up your bum mummy".

    =

    me laughing my *kitten* off and wondering what on earth does everyone else think i'm doing in here!!!! Agghhhhh. Well not that!

    Keep them coming, these are funny guys.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    My son is also a HUGE fan of saying "I'M NOT in the mood"


    And daughter "I just want to be left alone"

    lol
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    4 yr old - Mommy, why is *kitten* a bad word? Can the tv say *kitten*? Will I get in trouble if I say *kitten*? I heard daddy say *kitten*. What does *kitten* mean? Should I stop saying *kitten*? And it kept going so quickly. It was like he was trying to see how many times he could say it before the word was totally banned.
  • NotGoddess
    NotGoddess Posts: 1,198 Member
    I was pregnant with #3 and he kicked -really- hard. It made me cry out.
    #1 son (3 at the time) asked: "What's wrong, Mommy?"
    I said "It's just the baby kicking"
    He looked at my tummy, shook his finger at it and said 'Baby, don't kick Mommy! Go to time out!"
  • Andythefitfamilyman
    Andythefitfamilyman Posts: 420
    My son is also a HUGE fan of saying "I'M NOT in the mood"


    And daughter "I just want to be left alone"

    lol
    My oldest son loves to say "ya ya ya ya enough allready!"
  • JulieSD
    JulieSD Posts: 567
    As I was sitting in traffic on the interstate with my wife, 4 year old son, and 7 month old son, my 4 year old looks out of the window and screams "Stop following us d**chebag!!!!" at the car next to us. That boy is gonna be the death of me....

    LMAO i'm having the worst morning due to my clumsy awkwardness and this just made my day! You're son is awesome...although if either of my children said that I would seriously freak out, but your kid made is hilarious!
  • wannabesexymama
    wannabesexymama Posts: 367 Member
    As I was sitting in traffic on the interstate with my wife, 4 year old son, and 7 month old son, my 4 year old looks out of the window and screams "Stop following us d**chebag!!!!" at the car next to us. That boy is gonna be the death of me....

    Still Laughing lol I can so see my 4 year old doing something like this and his 2 year old sister following up with D##BIT!!!
  • JulieSD
    JulieSD Posts: 567
    My daughter was getting ready for school last year and I had 'Billy the exterminator' on for her. (Side note: not the best show for a 6 year old, but its her favorite. She loves animals).

    So Ricky the brother to Billy was catching a snake and said, "Man, he's really pissed". The show went to commercial break and we carried on getting dressed. The show was about to come back on and Piper looks at me and say, "Momma, that snake is really pissed". She had no idea it was potty talk. I never say that near her, so she wouldn't know. I told her she couldn't say it and she felt really badly.
  • Angie80281
    Angie80281 Posts: 444 Member
    I was doing my 5 year old daughter's homeschool Bible lesson with her the other day and asked her to repeat her memory verse, "God made everything beautiful. - Ecclesiastes 3:11" She eagerly repeated back, "God made everything beautiful. - Crazy *kitten* 3:11" I laughed so hard I cried. Later on that day, I told her I was very impressed with her coloring skills. She smiled and said, "Thanks. You should be."
  • LooseWheel
    LooseWheel Posts: 211 Member
    sister to brother - "Idiot head"
    brothers response - "dumb *kitten*"

    I was laughing so hard around the corner of the room as i didn't know they knew words like that.

    ...................................................

    card game called 'Conversations'

    my girls response to "who is your favourite leader and what would you ask them?"

    Answer - "Santa, and can I have an Iphone". Never thought of him leading the world, but hey whatever.

    ..................................................................

    I asked my son what sort of birthday cake did he want... response from back seat was:

    "The statue of celebrity"

    His sister corrected him, "no it's the statue of liberty silly"

    He continued - "the statue of liberty with my face on it and boxer shorts not a dress". He's an aussie so guess he did something from America recently at school and the big lady impressed him. Kids are funny

    ...................................

    Looking at a football shirt my son said it would suit Dad just perfect because the size said 'L'. He then said " L is for learners Mummy and Dad's learning football"
  • jhmomofmany
    jhmomofmany Posts: 571 Member
    I really wish I had started writing all these out when the oldest kids were little. There are so many funny moments that I've forgotten, but some of my favorites:

    When my oldest was 4 and wanted to go outside barefoot he asked "Can I go out with my feet on?"

    My second son (third child) used to call me "Sweetie" instead of mom or mommy. :love:

    Once when I was apologizing to hubby that I "lost my temper" the two-year-old ran in the other room, grabbed my thermometer, and brought it to me saying, "Here it is! I found your temper!"

    The Christmas when I was 9 months pregnant with Baby #4, my oldest said he would ask Santa for a cane for me to walk with so my hips wouldn't hurt.

    We keep egg hens and two roosters- the boys were outside when a rooster mated a hen. The younger boy said, "Why does he always do that?" The older boy said, "They are trying to play piggy-back but the rooster is too heavy for the chicken to carry. He keeps trying, though."
  • jhmomofmany
    jhmomofmany Posts: 571 Member
    I almost forgot this one! We were riding in the van, and the kids were talking about their plans for the future. Boy #4 said, "When I grow up, I'm going to marry mommy."

    Older sister replied, "you can't marry Mom. She's too OLD."
  • katya73
    katya73 Posts: 464
    My darling daughter (3 yrs) calls Spiderman Butterflyman ... Simply coz she don't like spiders :)))

    wuv her so x
  • maidentl
    maidentl Posts: 3,203 Member
    I was looking at a picture of someone's hair and I said I was thinking of coloring mine the same way. My younger son said, "I like your hair the way it is - brown and gray." :huh:
  • Lizzy_Sunflower
    Lizzy_Sunflower Posts: 1,510 Member
    Ok so, don't judge me... but this is hilarious ( to me).

    My oldest boy, now 10 then 3, went with his father to the grocer to get a few things and some ice cream. When they get to the car his father tells him the cashier forgot to give them the ice cream little one says " that Fu**ing lady forgot to give us our ice cream"

    ....nice right?

    so the next week we are at my part time job at the time, and one of the ladies was impressed at how well he spoke. She said something along the lines of "Wow, is there anything you can't say?" without missing a beat he replies

    "Well I can't say F**k and I can't say Shut up" :laugh:

    ....I will never live this one down
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