what am i doing wrong????

mrmarius
mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
edited October 2 in Chit-Chat
so i have the shake weight, the ab roller, the ab belt, i do evry cleanse yet i dont look like any of those guys on the commercial..... its almost like that stuff is a scam or something, i know that the more money i spend though the more likely i am to get results right?
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  • aj_rock
    aj_rock Posts: 390 Member
    You're not shaking hard enough. The fat will only come off if you jiggle while you exercise :tongue:
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    Are you taking your Acai Berry Extract pills and lemon water regular?
  • Thomasm198
    Thomasm198 Posts: 3,189 Member
    Have you tried pregnant lady pee drops?
  • CrazyDaisysMommy
    CrazyDaisysMommy Posts: 472
    hmmm, are you using enough baby oil?
  • auticus
    auticus Posts: 1,051 Member
    Make sure you get the talking shake weight. The one that gives you the cooling gel at the end and cab fare.
  • AI1108
    AI1108 Posts: 488 Member
    do you smile as you're doing them? i hear its the million dollar smile. gotta get to your dentist before you think about touching your shake weight
  • toots99
    toots99 Posts: 3,794 Member
    Make sure you get the talking shake weight. The one that gives you the cooling gel at the end and cab fare.

    :laugh:
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
    Maybe its just TOM!
  • sunkisses
    sunkisses Posts: 2,365 Member
    You're supposed to wipe from front to back.
  • russelljclarke
    russelljclarke Posts: 836 Member
    But seriously, you can exercise your butt off, but if you're not eating clean you won't get rid of all your excess fat. I had the same issue, but no longer.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Do what this guy did.
    smilingbob1.jpg
  • jennyrebekka
    jennyrebekka Posts: 626 Member
    sorry to say, but no matter how hard you shake it, you will never look like the dudes on those commercials....cuz no bruthas are stupid enough to be IN those commercials bwahahahaa
  • tmiqueen
    tmiqueen Posts: 254 Member
    Do you use them as paperweights and clothes hangers like my mom does? LOL
  • papastu
    papastu Posts: 737 Member
    never smiled so much at peoples responses, quality :laugh:










    :bigsmile:
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: after you take a shower, are you drying off with a Sham-wow?:laugh:
  • Miss_Chievous_wechange
    Miss_Chievous_wechange Posts: 1,230 Member
    Do what this guy did.
    smilingbob1.jpg


    OMG Carl, that is hilarious!
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    sorry to say, but no matter how hard you shake it, you will never look like the dudes on those commercials....cuz no bruthas are stupid enough to be IN those commercials bwahahahaa

    ...bummer... wait there is one in the shake weight commercial i think... maybe i'll just bleach my skin that could be the problem
  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
    You should defnatly get the colon cleanse.
  • ZachyABaby
    ZachyABaby Posts: 235
    You're not shaking hard enough. The fat will only come off if you jiggle while you exercise :tongue:

    hahahaha omfg

    just do roids, man.
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    But are you eating back you exercise calories??
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    watchin a commercial for the instaslim shirts. gotta get one www.instaslim.com
  • voluptuous_veggie
    voluptuous_veggie Posts: 476 Member
    Could it be that you're pregnant?
  • MrsM1ggins
    MrsM1ggins Posts: 724 Member
    I think I know your problem. The programs you've tried are all based on lies. I mean, preggo pee, who would do that, FFS?

    I know the real secret, and you can find it at my website. We offer low cost solutions which will make you lose weight and feel better fast!

    Come see us at
    www.icanmakeyouthinnomatterwhatyoudoseriouslythisisnotascam.com
  • sassylilmama
    sassylilmama Posts: 1,493 Member
    The real problem is you are eating more than 500 calories a day.
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    Could it be that you're pregnant?

    you're probably pregnant.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    Sometimes even Mr Awesome needs a hug.
    bearhug2.jpg
  • infamousmk
    infamousmk Posts: 6,033 Member
    Have you tried juicing? Just blend up your meals and drink them. Best combo is cheeseburger and kale. Everyone knows kale cancels out calories.
  • solpwr
    solpwr Posts: 1,039 Member
    watchin a commercial for the instaslim shirts. gotta get one www.instaslim.com

    You're totally on the right track though. Weight loss is from investing $$$.

    The only reason that Britney Spears looks halfway decent is because she could afford a personal trainer. You may try getting one of those too.

    Everyone knows us REGULAR people could never look that good.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    If you can not hire a personal trainer. You can come over. I will give you pointers on the shake weight and preggy pee. Also , have you tried developing an eating disorder? That really will help in the long run.
  • audram420
    audram420 Posts: 838 Member
    what about the stuff you shake on your food...Sensa??? It should help a lot...:noway:
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