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Bored in a hotel..

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  • writtenINthestars
    writtenINthestars Posts: 1,933 Member
    Ha ! Nice " dude " you made there ... perhaps you can make a animal with your pj's and post it ... reminds me of the cruises I take. See, now your entertaining me ! :)
    ?|


    Best I could do, I made a horse:

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    and a camel:

    camel.jpg


    LOL dude....oh my..:laugh:
  • Jade_Butterfly
    Jade_Butterfly Posts: 2,963 Member
    The government today announced that it is changing our symbol from an eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance....A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of ****s, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!
    Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!

    Lmto. .. love this~
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Ok...I'm back MFP

    My date lasted 45 minutes..

    and she showed up dressed as a snake..

    I couldn't make this *kitten* up.


    Back at the hotel, to ponder my next move.......

    I'm so serious right now.

    :grumble:
  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
    WHAT?? Did u drive out of town just for her and thats how it went down?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    WHAT?? Did u drive out of town just for her and thats how it went down?

    Not just that. Business AND pleasure.

    So far...I've aquired very little of each.
  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
    I dont know if you found it funny or anything, but I find that to be so disrespectful of her.
  • Tangerine302
    Tangerine302 Posts: 1,509 Member
    I like the joke about the little girl and the sheetrock! hahaha

    That's a pretty good horse! :)
  • masterfitness4u
    masterfitness4u Posts: 107
    You should at least jump on the bed for a little while.

    ROFl! And upload to YouTube.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    I dont know if you found it funny or anything, but I find that to be so disrespectful of her.


    I find the situation funny. Like...it's givin me a story to tell my friends.

    But now I got nothin else to do. It was literally maybe 45 mins, I dunno.

    The snake rejected me I guess.

    Does it get any worse??
  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
    At least it cant be hurtful that a SNAKE rejected you!! WEIRDOOO!!!!
    Awesome story to tell your friends but def still disrespectful! Hope your night makes a 360 and you end up with a way better ending to the night
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    I think my nights over, it's 10pm and chances of findin somethin this late is pretty slim.

    Its MFP and movies for me I guess.
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
    find someone interesting to message with.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    I think my nights over, it's 10pm and chances of findin somethin this late is pretty slim.

    Its MFP and movies for me I guess.

    That's not a terrible night. Sounds kinda like what I'm doing :laugh:
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    I'm talkin to a lady who says she lives 'right by this hotel'...so we'll see what the next chapter is...
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Actually, she said she knew what hotel i was gonna say i was at...and says shes like 20feet from here

    Now i'm a little worried.......

    what comes after a snake?!!
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    Actually, she said she knew what hotel i was gonna say i was at...and says shes like 20feet from here

    Now i'm a little worried.......

    what comes after a snake?!!

    A bigger snake? :laugh:

    Edit: or a really super creepy spider?
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Oh lawd, shes comin to meet me for a drink in the bar .....................................

    If it goes anything like snake lady, It'll be like 45 mins.

    We're ironing out details. She's an older woman tho, 32 I think.

    :smokin:
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    Hahaha good luck. Keep us posted. :tongue: :flowerforyou:
  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
    You better keep us posted!! :)
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Ya, my moves gonna be to spill a drink on her, and see if she wants to come shower with me to clean herself up.


    :wink:


    Actually, she just suggested meeting, but didn't confirm yet.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    Maybe she just got back from a date with a fish and is nervous about meeting another dude? :huh:

    Well, you know the drill: be safe, don't get any creepy diseases, etc :drinker:
  • Tzipporah90
    Tzipporah90 Posts: 126
    I say go for spilling the drink!!
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
    Whatever you do I am interested... I will live though you and my night wont be so darn boring.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    hmm...well after SHE suggested meeting for drinks since shes only '20 feet away' there was somehow a miscommunication, and shes goin to bed.


    like....wtf on this night



    Full moon???
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    :laugh: Awwww, well, you have MFP and movies, right? *hug*
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Apparently.

    Not even facebooks entertaining me, this sites bein pretty slow.


    I got half a protein shake, rice cakes and a banana (insert dirty joke here)


    This is about as good as my nights gonna get i think.
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    Facebook hasn't been entertaining for me for a long time. The only reason I go on it now is my MFP group on there.

    Sorry your night didn't wind up happy :sad:
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
    Ok...I'm back MFP

    My date lasted 45 minutes..

    and she showed up dressed as a snake..

    I couldn't make this *kitten* up.


    Back at the hotel, to ponder my next move.......

    I'm so serious right now.

    :grumble:

    Holy bejeezus
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    Facebook hasn't been entertaining for me for a long time. The only reason I go on it now is my MFP group on there.

    Sorry your night didn't wind up happy :sad:

    I ended up getting up pretty early, and doing some shopping in another town on my way home.

    Nothing too wild came of any of it though.
  • JsGirl93
    JsGirl93 Posts: 1,156
    Htf did I miss this?
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