Therapy.....FUNNY

TRLTAMPA

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car WithSunglasses on and point a Hair DryerAt Passing Cars.See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries withthat.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten OverTheir Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' ForMarijuana'
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their PartyBecause You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towar ds theParking lot, Yelling'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERETHE FITTING ROOM IS.

TRLTAMPA

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car WithSunglasses on and point a Hair DryerAt Passing Cars.See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't DisguiseYour Voice. !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries withthat.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has Gotten OverTheir Caffeine Addictions,Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' ForMarijuana'
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,with a serious face.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their PartyBecause You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towar ds theParking lot, Yelling'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going ToHave To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
14. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERETHE FITTING ROOM IS.

GTOgirl1969

I'm almost embarrassed to admit I have done #s 4, 8, & 11....:embarassed:

mommared53

I've seen those before and they're still so funny. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lenece

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Omg thank you soooooooooo much I needed that laugh..That was great..Thanks a bunch I could actually see myself doin half of those:smooched: :laugh: :laugh: :flowerforyou:

TRLTAMPA

I've paged myself over the loudspeaker before.
I laughed out loud when I read these.....and that never happens.