If you could be....
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Hit myself in the balls to see if it actually hurts or if guys are just wooses.
Then after that catch yourself in a zipper.
Even Chuck Norris cries when that happens.0 -
Up my veggie intake.
...and I don't mean calorically.
Dayum!0 -
Scratch, spit and fart0
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No I wouldnt want to be stupid for a day.0
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Pee my name on a wall.
*kitten*.
Sword fight.
*kitten*.
Ball tap so I'd know exactly how badly it REALLY hurts..or if it's all a dude conspiracy.
Try both vaginal and anal sex to see what the difference is.
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Play with my boobs all day! lol0
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Up my veggie intake.
...and I don't mean calorically.
IN TEARS LAUGHING SO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Hit myself in the balls to see if it actually hurts or if guys are just wooses.
Then after that catch yourself in a zipper.
Even Chuck Norris cries when that happens.
That hurt by you just saying it!!!!0 -
Hit myself in the balls to see if it actually hurts or if guys are just wooses.
Oh, it does. Cross my eyes, puke in my mouth, bite my tongue hurts.0 -
Pee my name on a wall.
*kitten*.
Sword fight.
*kitten*.
Ball tap so I'd know exactly how badly it REALLY hurts..or if it's all a dude conspiracy.
Try both vaginal and anal sex to see what the difference is.
*kitten*
Will you Marry Me. LOL Couldn't resist.0 -
Pee standing up....
I would put a target aim on my urinal and try and aim my pee pee at the center!!! Buuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllsssssss eye!!!!!!!!!
Then go watch a chick flick and cry with the rest of the hormonal chicks in the theater.... then go on a chocolate binge, you know, have them all at my feet.....
Scratch the nuts, see WTF all that scratching and adjusting is all about....
I would do the helicopter with the penis.... just to see what it feels like!!!
See what morning wood feels like.... and HANG A COAT on my penis when I have morning wood!!!!!!!!!!0 -
Pee my name on a wall.
*kitten*.
Sword fight.
*kitten*.
Ball tap so I'd know exactly how badly it REALLY hurts..or if it's all a dude conspiracy.
Try both vaginal and anal sex to see what the difference is.
*kitten*
Sadly, it's not a conspiracy. INDESCRIBABLE pain.
Enjoy the *kitten*. I know I do. From what I remember about them, anyway...
Can you tell it's been a while? Grrrr...0 -
Scissor dance and beaver bump!
And start random pillow fights!0 -
Oh... and I would put my d!ck in a box and gift it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I wouldn't leave the bed room and try this multiple big O everyone is raving about lol0
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Pee my name on a wall.
*kitten*.
Sword fight.
*kitten*.
Ball tap so I'd know exactly how badly it REALLY hurts..or if it's all a dude conspiracy.
Try both vaginal and anal sex to see what the difference is.
*kitten*
Should clarify to say you'd receive a bj....0 -
Place myself in situations where I can gather some intel (a la "What men really think."); for instance, I would loiter in the men's locker rooms, sports bars, etc.
I would also consider going to a gay bar just to get some unabashed affection; gay men are wonderfully delightful.
I would do some harmless flirting with the ladies to boost their egos -- some of us women adore when men take the time to make a woman feel special - even if it's with a flash of a smile, holding a door open, etc.
I would use my male strength to attack a couple of projects around the house; for instance, move some very heavy furniture!0 -
Clearly I would tell everyone
I've got passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it.... I'm sexy and I know it!0 -
Pee my name on a wall.
*kitten*.
Sword fight.
*kitten*.
Ball tap so I'd know exactly how badly it REALLY hurts..or if it's all a dude conspiracy.
Try both vaginal and anal sex to see what the difference is.
*kitten*
Should clarify to say you'd receive a bj....
No, I understood but I really like her thinking. LOL0 -
I wouldn't leave the bed room and try this multiple big O everyone is raving about lol
It's definitely worth trying!0 -
Pee my name on a wall.
*kitten*.
Sword fight.
*kitten*.
Ball tap so I'd know exactly how badly it REALLY hurts..or if it's all a dude conspiracy.
Try both vaginal and anal sex to see what the difference is.
*kitten*
Should clarify to say you'd receive a bj....
Pssh. That should go without saying!
I know all about giving...though never gotten one since I lack the necessary equipment.
I'd also like to see if giving up the remote control is really as excruciatingly painful as they claim it is.0 -
Get LAID. Always wondered what it felt like for dudes. Oh, and a BJ too.
Id play with it. alot. Making it do tricks seems fun
To wrap up the day, I want to get a "man-cold" so I can carry on like big ol baby and have everyone wait on me for the sniffles.0 -
Has anyone else noticed a pattern that all the guys will want ALONE time with themselves and females, and all the girls want to share their wares, so to speak?0
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You all are sooooooo funny!
I could go on reading, but the gym is calling my name y . . .0 -
umm, pee standing up?
Like seriously, not much else...
I'd choose a day after it had snowed, and write my name in pee all day long...I'd just be drinking and peeing....OH, except for um...I'd have to test drive "my" prostate, not going to lie...
Drink a lot, write my name in pee in the snow a lot, and have a lot of sex, all kinds of ways... yeah, if I were a boy for a day that's what I would do.0 -
Pee standing up, scratch my balls and do a crap load of jumping jacks without my boobs flopping all over the place... :bigsmile:
edited to add: Find an opportunity to tell someone to "Suck my d**"
^^^ this + walk around shirtless :P0 -
Get LAID. Always wondered what it felt like for dudes. Oh, and a BJ too.
Id play with it. alot. Making it do tricks seems fun
To wrap up the day, I want to get a "man-cold" so I can carry on like big ol baby and have everyone wait on me for the sniffles.
haha i like this idea too :P0 -
Has anyone else noticed a pattern that all the guys will want ALONE time with themselves and females, and all the girls want to share their wares, so to speak?
LMAO :P0 -
Me three! Lol the mirror thing too..and that's all I can say in this forumPlay with my boobies ALL DAY LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Beat me to it. But I'll add that I'd do that while spending the day nekkid in front of a full-length mirror.
Meeeee Toooo. I would do nothing else but play with my big ole boobs. Yeah Baby!!!0 -
I'd pee my name in the snow.
Then I'd go start a fight in a bar. A really violent one. I don't know what its like to take a punch in a fair (size wise and knew it was coming and had no holds barred on hitting back) fight. And honestly, id enjoy beating the **** out of someone. So fight club I guess.
And getting a bj is probably worth taking the opportunity.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go look @ where all this anger and aggression is coming from.0
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