Personal ad

indpls2002 · September 2011

There was a 70 year old woman that lost her husband a few years ago. She decided she was lonely and was going to place a personal add. She described herself and then said she needed three things.

1. The right man must not beat her.
2. The right man must not run around on her.
3. The right man must be able to sexually please her.

She put her phone number and address in the ad and told the men to contact her if they were interested. The following day she hears the door bell ring. She goes to answer it and to her dismay there is a man with no arms and no legs in a wheelchair smiling at her. She said, " Are you replying to the ad?" He responds with a smile and says yes. She looked him up and down and asked how he thought he could do those things for her. He said," I have no arms so I can't beat you. I have no legs so I can't run around on you.". She chuckled and said, " Well, you have a good point but what about being able to sexually please me?.

He looked at her and smiled. Then he said, " I rang the doorbell didn't I?"

hahahahhahaha! Just thought I would share my smile