Need a miracle and need it fast

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  • koosdel
    koosdel Posts: 3,317 Member
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    Ok, first you will need a sharp knife, a vacuum, and some whiskey..

    Now, go to YouTube and search for liposuction. You can do it!!
  • killagb
    killagb Posts: 3,280 Member
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    I'm sure there's a lot of your intestines just taking up unnecessary weight. :drinker:
  • gazz777
    gazz777 Posts: 722
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    I am not an expert but I have read enough to conclude either:
    (a) If you succeed in losing the weight, inches, etc by killing yourself trying ... you may end up with other health problems that would exclude you anyway.
    (b) If you are crazy enough to give it your best shot and work out as much as you can you will keep up the required nutrition and LOTs of fluids. Leave the keys at home and walk EVERYWHERE. DO NOT add Sugar to ANYTHING to sweeten. NO ALCOHOL. NO SEX. No FUN at all. Seek PROFESSIONAL Advice NOW.
    (c) If you dont 'make the grade', try plan B, C, D, etc. (is why there are 25 more letters in the alphabet), because maybe Plan A (military) is not for you.
    *EDIT* Next post I read had this link (include b - crazy enough) ... http://destiny4dallas.blogspot.com/2011/10/pushing-myself-rebootyourlife.html ... the reboot program
    *EDIT* If the military has a grace period, get off your butt and (b) - limited fun depending on time frame
  • MochaMixAZ
    MochaMixAZ Posts: 844 Member
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    So... it's been 2 weeks - what happened?!?!?!?!?!!?

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