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  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    ok here are the answers to my 3 questions.....see if you can guess what the questions were by my answers!

    1. the guy had a winky about the size of my pinky finger
    2. date!
    3. go to the beach, go on one of those tours of celebrity houses, hit the bars and tease the guys

    1. Why did he kick you out for laughing?
    2. Your responce to the guy with the small pinky finger winky asking you out?
    3. What do you want to do tonight?

    Pretty close!
    1. worst sexual experience
    2. what I want to do when I reach my goal that I can't do now
    3. what I want to do if I hung out with the person who asked me the 3 questions!
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
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    One can burn up to 200 calories in thirty minutes of vigorous sex. The average person burns 26calories in a one minute kiss,FACT!


    I burn up to 400.

    Just sayin'


    :smokin:


    Umm. . . Well someone's confident. Thinkbyou burn anymore cals if it's like 120 degrees? More sweat that's for sure!
  • bonogul
    bonogul Posts: 96 Member
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    How do you embarrass an archeologist?

    Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

    Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?


    Ask your mother.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    Here's my question to hopefully get this thread locked.....

    guys....would you have a threesome with a woman and a MAN as long as your swords don't cross?
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    How do you embarrass an archeologist?

    Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

    Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?


    Ask your mother.

    Lolololol
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
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    Here's my question to hopefully get this thread locked.....

    guys....would you have a threesome with a woman and a MAN as long as your swords don't cross?

    Who r they lol
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    Here's my question to hopefully get this thread locked.....

    guys....would you have a threesome with a woman and a MAN as long as your swords don't cross?

    Who r they lol

    When I watched Broke Back Mountain all i could think was that a Jake Gyllenhall and Heath Ledger sammich sounded real good!
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
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    You're runnin out of time
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    You're runnin out of time

    Mods are slackin! Haha!

    I just didn't want the thread to continue after I went to bed!
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
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    I haVe two friends we share a girl. Not always separate occasions.
  • _beachgirl_
    _beachgirl_ Posts: 3,865 Member
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    I haVe two friends we share a girl. Not always separate occasions.

    Hawt! :bigsmile:
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
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    I was the only person in our group of friends to NOT know till way late lol when I found out I was shocked. Oh well it is what it is
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    Here's a new one . . .maybe.

    HEY MODS!!!!!!!! Would ya, like, mind locking this thread? Since . . . ya know, I axed soooo nicely and I would hate of have it be here 24/7/365.
    Like, it would be LEGIT if you locked this thread.
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    What about why there is no tracking for sex in cardovascular workouts...hell not even for heavy petting

    I dont think I want to know when all my pals are getting laid xD

    Wouldnt matter to me...they arent my pals.
    Andif they are, they are female and I WILL know ;)
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    Reported for NOT discussing fitness...this is NOT a site for anything other than FITNESS

    Unless, of course, when you say mfp you are actually referring to people's intake of MoFoPro...in that case, I've been a very good girl

    sadly there has been no intake of MoFoPro in a while here, I may need volunteers!

    If these other's would move out of the way, You'd see me STANDING saying ME!
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
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    I haVe two friends we share a girl. Not always separate occasions.

    Add another :) ME
  • CaWaterBug8
    CaWaterBug8 Posts: 1,040 Member
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    10:23pm my time, so . . . 1:23am your time & it's not locked. I guess you can't just ask them.
  • GreatSetOfBrains
    GreatSetOfBrains Posts: 675 Member
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    Still up? Lol

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