Comprehensive list of things you should not do at work

Iamfit4life
Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
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**** Send work related emails containing smileys to clients/co-workers

****Microwave fish
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  • crobinson53
    crobinson53 Posts: 164
    Spending your whole work day on the MFP forums :noway:
  • demery12371
    demery12371 Posts: 253 Member
    Burn microwave popcorn
  • daniface
    daniface Posts: 338 Member
    fart in your cubicle and pretend that no one else can smell or hear you
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    Clip nails - or anythng for that matter - in your cubicle
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
    BURP ALL DAY. Ugh.
  • marielw
    marielw Posts: 126 Member
    *****Don't say things that you would normally say at home to your children - i have before told everyone in my office that i need to go for a 'wee wee'!
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
    Talk so loudly on the phone that I can't freaking think.

    Come to work sick, you plegmy, germy, infecty sonovabetch.

    Leave the ladies room without washing your hands. I saw your shoes, lady. And I'm looking for you.
  • Mcctin65
    Mcctin65 Posts: 507 Member
    Spend way too much time on MFP when you have a million things to do
    Streak (this one depends on who is doing the streaking)
    Douse yourself in perfume!
    Eat someone else's lunch or take their drink out of the fridge (I hate that ! Boss man!)
  • CorrieV1976
    CorrieV1976 Posts: 320 Member
    Apply for another job using your work email
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    BURP ALL DAY. Ugh.

    I sit next to this girl.
    I can't ever tell if it's a burp, hiccup, sneeze or what.

    ALL DAY
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    --- Putting paper that was made from recycled paper into the microwave to dry out
    --- Walk into someones office just to pass gas and leave
    --- Brag about that fun trip you took when you took a sick day
    --- Ask anyone about how short their skirt is
  • JulieBoBoo
    JulieBoBoo Posts: 642
    wear clothes that would only work at a night club or singles bar
    wear clothes that would only work at the beach or the gym
    hum incessantly
    call home and talk with your kids/husband/wife/s.o. for long periods of time
  • noexcuses1218
    noexcuses1218 Posts: 332 Member
    Floss at your desk. Stuff goes flying everywhere. Ew.
  • 6eighteen11
    6eighteen11 Posts: 59
    Play the same song on your speakers on repeat.
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
    Talk so loudly on the phone that I can't freaking think.

    Come to work sick, you plegmy, germy, infecty sonovabetch.

    Leave the ladies room without watching your hands. I saw your shoes, lady. And I'm looking for you.


    hahah ALL THESE ^^^^^
  • TMcBooty
    TMcBooty Posts: 780 Member
    BURP ALL DAY. Ugh.
    I sit next to this girl.
    I can't ever tell if it's a burp, hiccup, sneeze or what.
    ALL DAY
    Gross!! I sit diagonal to a guy who burps all day and has the nerve to drink too much soda. =/
  • Sh1tsRainbows
    Sh1tsRainbows Posts: 1,227 Member
    Spending your whole work day on the MFP forums :noway:

    HAHAHAHA oh wow...who would do that??!?!?!:wink:
  • skittybang
    skittybang Posts: 1,525 Member
    •Do desk crunches - they give off the impression you are humping your desk which results in either interested or disgusted parties.
  • voluptuous_veggie
    voluptuous_veggie Posts: 476 Member
    **** Send work related emails containing smileys to clients/co-workers

    ****Microwave fish

    LOL! I work in a hospital, and you can tell who the pediatric doctors/nurses are in their emails just by all the smileys they use! It's obvious they work with the kiddies all day!
  • ilookthetype
    ilookthetype Posts: 3,021 Member
    I sit at the front desk and watch Netflix, I know that is the right thing, though.

    -Asking reception to fill out any and all packing slips
    -Harass reception about not having paper/coffee/creamers before looking in the supply closet where all things are fully stocked and easy to find if you open your freaking eyes
    -Complain to reception about the lunches the office provides and no, "It's too fatening" doesn't count, order a freaking salad...and not the one with a **** ton of cheese/creamy dressings/chips on it....

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