I LIKE TO TALK DIRTY...

Namaste1983

TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY PERSON WHO TALKS TO MY FOOD... I WAS OUT AT A BIRTHDAY DINNER WITH SOME GIRLFRIENDS ON SATURDAY AND WHEN THE BIRTHDAY BROWNIE ICE CREAM TOWER OF MAGIC SHOWED UP I SAID SOME PROVOCATIVE THINGS TO IT. POSSIBLY TOLD IT TO GET IN MY MOUTH, MAYBE I MADE COMMENTS ABOUT ALL THE MEAT WE ORDERED AND HOW I COULD ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH MEAT AT ONCE.... I SWEAR MY MIND IS ALWAYS IN THE GUTTER AND IT'S GOING TO GET ME IN TROUBLE ONE OF THESE DAYS. MY FRIENDS CAN ATTEST TO A RECENT SITUATION WITH A BOSS WHERE I TOOK THE HEAT FOR A MISTAKE A COWORKER MADE. "I WILL LAY DOWN AND TAKE ONE FOR THE TEAM" WTF. WHERE DOES THIS COME FROM?

I EYE BANG FRUIT, CARESS PRODUCE IN THE SUPERMARKET AND YES, SOMETIMES I REALLY WISH I COULD JUST HAVE A FRUIT EATING, WINE DRINKING, PICNIC/ MAKE OUT SESSION WITH A HOT GUY. WHY DOES FOOD DO THIS TO ME? WHY DO I FIND FIGS, STRAWBERRIES, AND PEACHES KIND OF EROTIC AND A PLEASURE TO BE SHARED?

IF I LIKE A GUY HE'S GOTTA DEAL WITH ME IN THE KITCHEN MAKING BEAUTIFUL MEALS AND PRESENTING PLATES OF FRUITS AND EXOTIC TREATS I FIND IN THE VARIOUS MARKETS I LIKE TO EXPLORE. THE WORLD IS FILLED WITH SO MANY CUISINES AND I'M NOT GOING TO DIE WITHOUT TRYING THEM AND PLAYING WITH MY FOOD ALONG THE WAY.

JUST WONDERING IF ANYONE ELSE IS WIERD OR "QUIRKY" LIKE ME
SARAH

Carl01

Please stop yelling at me. :sad: :sad:

Kohadre

Well thats new......

MFPAddict

Well this was disappointing. :grumble:

SimplyShanRunning

**sighs** **kicks a rock** :yawn:

bzmom

Oh my ll cool j is HOT!

Well this was disappointing. :grumble:

recesq

Um.....wow.

rbryntes

**sighs** **kicks a rock** :yawn:

I thought this thread was BY you at first, Shan...

Namaste1983

Well this was disappointing. :grumble:

NOT AS DISAPPOINTING AS FINDING OUT YOU WEREN'T LL COOL J.
DANG IT!
LOL. (((HUGS ANYWAYS)))

ilookthetype

**sighs** **kicks a rock** :yawn:

I thought this thread was BY you at first, Shan...

^ Ditto

Legalchica

Well this was disappointing. :grumble:

LMAO apparently your mind isnt the only one in the gutter hehehehehe

MFPAddict

**sighs** **kicks a rock** :yawn:

You are a better person than me. I was considering throwing one.

TinaS88

Haha, this made me a laugh.

krash999

even though everyone else is disappointed in this post, i think it is freaking awesome..... i might happen to know what it is like to have a mind stay in the gutter..... mine stays there so much i have to start paying rent to a homeless guy.....

GorillaNJ

I talk dirty to the person I am eating the food with.... but no to the food in particular. All though I guess I did tell the chicken it has some delicious looking thighs... as I rubbed them....

xAdrianax

haha! i think you are just very sexual lol

trud72

SO you are very passonate about your food (and always thinks of sex too)lol put the two together what else would you come up with???? :blushing:
i know i cook soooo much since i started on my weight loss journey i only used to cook a half hr meals before but now i have become a really great cook(shame i can't eat most of it)lol but hubby and the boys don't mind :mad:
i live in the kitchen now....
:flowerforyou:

MFPAddict

Well this was disappointing. :grumble:

NOT AS DISAPPOINTING AS FINDING OUT YOU WEREN'T LL COOL J.
DANG IT!
LOL. (((HUGS ANYWAYS)))

:laugh:

Contrarian

Thanks for sharing! :flowerforyou:

LovingMe19

**sighs** **kicks a rock** :yawn:

I thought this thread was BY you at first, Shan...

^ Ditto

Thought the same thing

Justjoshin

This thread was a let down.

anubis609

For some reason, I thought cucumbers and bananas were gonna run rampid in this topic. Mangoes are a sexy fruit. Followed by pineapples.

MFPAddict

:bigsmile:

SimplyFreckled

I think your CAPS LOCK is stuck..... :flowerforyou:

Namaste1983

I talk dirty to the person I am eating the food with.... but no to the food in particular. All though I guess I did tell the chicken it has some delicious looking thighs... as I rubbed them....

BWAHAHAHA! MY KIND OF GUY

trud72

For some reason, I thought cucumbers and bananas were gonna run rampid in this topic. Mangoes are a sexy fruit. Followed by pineapples.

ok so i was not brave enought to say it rofl;

yummy♥

For some reason, I thought cucumbers and bananas were gonna run rampid in this topic. Mangoes are a sexy fruit. Followed by pineapples.

pineapple : sexy, and considerate.

MFPAddict

Well this was disappointing. :grumble:

Oh my ll cool j is HOT!

No doubt, I'm the playa that you're talkin about

Sh1tsRainbows

For some reason, I thought cucumbers and bananas were gonna run rampid in this topic. Mangoes are a sexy fruit. Followed by pineapples.

I had cucumbers and bananas on my mind too :devil:

skinnywithin

If I were to eat my food on MFPADDICTS abs I would be talking dirty too!! WHOO HOOOO

Alacey88

Well thats new......

I agree.... I feel like I have to talk to my food in order to make it disappear..... :laugh: