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Asda greeting

Jackie_W
Jackie_W Posts: 1,676 Member
edited September 2024 in Chit-Chat
WARNING: This may not apply to all tastes :wink:

A very loud, fat, greasy, unattractive, chav type
woman wearing a Newcastle United top walked into
ASDA in Sunderland with her two umpalumpa kids,
yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
entrance.
The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning
Madam, and welcome to ASDA.
Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any
chance?'
The ugly fat woman stopped yelling long enough to
say, 'F*ckin ell whye na, they're not twins yer
*kitten*. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
Why the f*ckin ell would you think they're twins?
Are you blind, thick, stupid or just a f*ckin cheese
eater?'
'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam,'replied the
greeter, 'I just couldn't believe you've been
shagged twice.
Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'

Replies

  • Jackie_W
    Jackie_W Posts: 1,676 Member
    WARNING: This may not apply to all tastes :wink:

    A very loud, fat, greasy, unattractive, chav type
    woman wearing a Newcastle United top walked into
    ASDA in Sunderland with her two umpalumpa kids,
    yelling obscenities at them all the way through the
    entrance.
    The ASDA greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning
    Madam, and welcome to ASDA.
    Nice children you have there. Are they twins by any
    chance?'
    The ugly fat woman stopped yelling long enough to
    say, 'F*ckin ell whye na, they're not twins yer
    *kitten*. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.
    Why the f*ckin ell would you think they're twins?
    Are you blind, thick, stupid or just a f*ckin cheese
    eater?'
    'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Madam,'replied the
    greeter, 'I just couldn't believe you've been
    shagged twice.
    Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at ASDA.'
  • DaisyJane
    DaisyJane Posts: 147 Member
    Brilliant. Love it.

    (Geordie and able to take a joke.)

    :drinker:
  • réalta
    réalta Posts: 895 Member
    brilliant! :laugh:
  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:
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