Head-Tilting Surnames

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I've heard some pretty unfortunate surnames over the years... but this particular one takes the cake (because it's real):

SICKERD*CK! :embarassed:
Mr. Craig Sickerd*ck!

(no offense if this is your surname, I can only imagine the crap jokes you've received your entire life. Poor Bugger)


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I'd love to hear the crazy surnames you've heard over the years. Roll 'em on in!
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  • Shizzman
    Shizzman Posts: 527 Member
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    Seaman...not so bad, but her first name was Anita....
  • LittleFootHafner
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    Dover isn't horrible, until you name your kid Ben...
  • LittleFootHafner
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    Phil McCracken
  • Jorra
    Jorra Posts: 3,338 Member
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    First names withheld to protect the innocent (or I just forgot)

    Mr. Mahboob
    Mrs. Tushie
  • Mustangsally1000
    Mustangsally1000 Posts: 860 Member
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    I had a customer once..last name Saurbutts. Really!
  • aclark6818
    aclark6818 Posts: 209 Member
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    Ima Pigg--This could be an urban myth
  • lawtechie
    lawtechie Posts: 708 Member
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    Mahboob. He is a Dr. that showed up in one of our databases at work.
  • MrsVagus
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    I used to work in a telephone call center where I called a "Dr. Death" once. Nice.
  • Kym1610
    Kym1610 Posts: 333 Member
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    This isn't so much a surname as an awful full name I want to school with Wayne Kerr, and I knew some one with seaman as a surname
  • bmw4deb
    bmw4deb Posts: 1,325 Member
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    When my brother got a divorce his wife's Attorney was
    william wihangu........Brother said im screwed lol
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
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    Seriously, we have a Dr Achoo! lol
  • ESVABelle
    ESVABelle Posts: 1,264 Member
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    ****head (pronounced shi-theed)
  • blondie76
    blondie76 Posts: 552 Member
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    Two no joke here, I worked in a collection agency:

    Ima Fryinpan

    B. Hisc*ck ( seen ID on this one)\
  • JStarnes
    JStarnes Posts: 5,576 Member
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    I have a customer who doesn't have a funny last name...but when paired with her middle initial I can't help but giggle when she comes in to cash checks.

    Jane F. Arters

    I changed her first name. Good to know I'm not the only one on this level of immaturity. :tongue:
  • lawtechie
    lawtechie Posts: 708 Member
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    This isn't so much a surname as an awful full name I want to school with Wayne Kerr, ...

    Awww, how much was he teased in school? Roll call must have sucked.
  • KaleidoscopeEyes1056
    KaleidoscopeEyes1056 Posts: 2,996 Member
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    at the college I go to, the director of the engineering department is Dr. Doom.
  • XFitMojoMom
    XFitMojoMom Posts: 3,255 Member
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    I worked with someone named D!ck Wife. No kidding.

    Then I had to visit a client who was named Bum Bum Hoa. Try calling the customer and asking for Bum Bum... Or Dr. Hoa. It wasn't possible with a straight face.
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
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    I once knew a guy named Mike Hunt. Ewww...
  • doriefish1
    doriefish1 Posts: 10 Member
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    One of my good friends in high school's last name was Peters and she had an aunt named Sharon Peters :)
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
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    Cobblecock lol