It's gone! Someone stole it!!!

NinjaMonkey201 · October 2011

I can't believe someone would go and do this. It just blows my mind. Why would you even want it?
For so long now, every time I laid down, it was there for me to look at. It was there for plates and bowls to balance on. It was even a good arm rest. And someone took it!
I don't know how long it's been gone, but it's gone.
And sadly, I just noticed it today.

I laid down on the couch, looked down, and it was there no more.

Someone stole my stomach!!! That big, huge, bulge that was always in the way, was GONE. I looked down, and it took me a moment to realize that those things I saw way down there, were feet! How long have those been there?

Well, to whoever stole my stomach... KEEP IT! I like seeing my feet! :-D

tigersmoondiva · October 2011

...share the gut bandit!

AI1108 · October 2011

hahaha Congrats!

MsRoxyPepper · October 2011

amazing..congrats!

Bonita_Lynne_58 · October 2011

Woo Hoo! Now please, please send that thief my way. I want my stomach gone to.

Seriously, Congratulations!:drinker:

SparkleShine · October 2011

:happy: Woo-hoo!!

SailingMike · October 2011

That cracked me up! Thanks for sharing!

dedication227 · October 2011

this is priceless :laugh: . I love it! Congrats. Very touching.

Mybabie · October 2011

My husband had his stomach stolen too. I wish who ever took yours and his would PLEASE PLEASE come and take mine. LOL Congradulations,

idiocracy · October 2011

Thank God it wasn't me. I don't have it either. Keep looking....or not :P I know a few people who may have it, but they're not on MFP, so it may not be yours :P

Healthy_Hannah483 · October 2011

This made me laugh.
That's awesome, you should be very proud! If you find this thief, tell him to come my way!!!

wormzmom · October 2011

That was funny! U don't need to file a police report? LOL!

daydream58 · October 2011

I wonder if it was combination/book rest model. You are going to have to hold your own book and *gasp* magazines up to where you can see them now... I hope you're happy with that... not that you'll be home reading much because you'll have to go out quite a bit for dancing and socializing to... you know... get the word out that some sort of thief is operating in your vicinity.

Giantess · October 2011

Hahaha! Congratulations, you!

kaliesunshine · October 2011

awesome!! great job!!

kittuk86 · October 2011

hahaha.. Congratulations!!!!

sk2775 · October 2011

lol...that's awesome...congrats :-)

schmenly · October 2011

LOL, congrats!! And I LOVE your quote "Sweat is fat crying" that is awesome!!

megmariew1 · October 2011

Love it! Now someone come steal mine!

hillm12345 · October 2011

LOL I was reading thinking... "stole WHAT tell me!! What did they steal?!?:" Congrats!!!

Daysednconfused · October 2011

LMAO - wish someone would come and take the rest of mine. And, what a feeling that must have been to see your feet! I vaguely remember what mine look like, would so love to see them again. I miss them!! lol - CONGRATULATIONS!!