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It's gone! Someone stole it!!!

NinjaMonkey201
NinjaMonkey201 Posts: 123
edited October 2024 in Success Stories
I can't believe someone would go and do this. It just blows my mind. Why would you even want it?
For so long now, every time I laid down, it was there for me to look at. It was there for plates and bowls to balance on. It was even a good arm rest. And someone took it!
I don't know how long it's been gone, but it's gone.
And sadly, I just noticed it today.

I laid down on the couch, looked down, and it was there no more.

Someone stole my stomach!!! That big, huge, bulge that was always in the way, was GONE. I looked down, and it took me a moment to realize that those things I saw way down there, were feet! How long have those been there?

Well, to whoever stole my stomach... KEEP IT! I like seeing my feet! :-D
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  • tigersmoondiva
    tigersmoondiva Posts: 93 Member
    ...share the gut bandit!
  • AI1108
    AI1108 Posts: 488 Member
    hahaha Congrats!
  • MsRoxyPepper
    MsRoxyPepper Posts: 109 Member
    amazing..congrats!
  • Bonita_Lynne_58
    Bonita_Lynne_58 Posts: 2,794 Member
    Woo Hoo! Now please, please send that thief my way. I want my stomach gone to.

    Seriously, Congratulations!:drinker:
  • SparkleShine
    SparkleShine Posts: 2,001 Member
    :happy: Woo-hoo!!
  • SailingMike
    SailingMike Posts: 237 Member
    That cracked me up! Thanks for sharing!
  • dedication227
    dedication227 Posts: 29
    this is priceless :laugh: . I love it! Congrats. Very touching.
  • Mybabie
    Mybabie Posts: 239
    My husband had his stomach stolen too. I wish who ever took yours and his would PLEASE PLEASE come and take mine. LOL Congradulations,
  • idiocracy
    idiocracy Posts: 275 Member
    Thank God it wasn't me. I don't have it either. Keep looking....or not :P I know a few people who may have it, but they're not on MFP, so it may not be yours :P
  • Healthy_Hannah483
    Healthy_Hannah483 Posts: 151 Member
    This made me laugh.
    That's awesome, you should be very proud! If you find this thief, tell him to come my way!!!
  • wormzmom
    wormzmom Posts: 11
    That was funny! U don't need to file a police report? LOL!
  • daydream58
    daydream58 Posts: 572 Member
    I wonder if it was combination/book rest model. You are going to have to hold your own book and *gasp* magazines up to where you can see them now... I hope you're happy with that... not that you'll be home reading much because you'll have to go out quite a bit for dancing and socializing to... you know... get the word out that some sort of thief is operating in your vicinity.
  • Giantess
    Giantess Posts: 213 Member
    Hahaha! Congratulations, you!
  • kaliesunshine
    kaliesunshine Posts: 1 Member
    awesome!! great job!!
  • kittuk86
    kittuk86 Posts: 192 Member
    hahaha.. Congratulations!!!!
  • sk2775
    sk2775 Posts: 699 Member
    lol...that's awesome...congrats :-)
  • schmenly
    schmenly Posts: 57 Member
    LOL, congrats!! And I LOVE your quote "Sweat is fat crying" that is awesome!!
  • megmariew1
    megmariew1 Posts: 60
    Love it! Now someone come steal mine!
  • hillm12345
    hillm12345 Posts: 313 Member
    LOL I was reading thinking... "stole WHAT tell me!! What did they steal?!?:" Congrats!!!
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    LMAO - wish someone would come and take the rest of mine. And, what a feeling that must have been to see your feet! I vaguely remember what mine look like, would so love to see them again. I miss them!! lol - CONGRATULATIONS!!
  • Daysednconfused
    Daysednconfused Posts: 975 Member
    LOL, congrats!! And I LOVE your quote "Sweat is fat crying" that is awesome!!

    DITTO!
  • ycc1964
    ycc1964 Posts: 698 Member
    Lol cograts
  • RachelRunner78
    RachelRunner78 Posts: 59 Member
    Love it! Congrats!!
  • JanetTerry
    JanetTerry Posts: 123 Member
    funny funny!! Good job!! Mine's shrinking too! The bandit is stealing mine too.!
  • thankyou4thevenom
    thankyou4thevenom Posts: 1,581 Member
    :)
    I wish somebody would steal mine!
  • queenmegan
    queenmegan Posts: 73
    This is great!!!!!! :)
  • brit49
    brit49 Posts: 461 Member
    Great laugh Congrats lol
  • Marianna194
    Marianna194 Posts: 145 Member
    That's great!! Congrats :) Is it wierd not having something to lean on though? Or like, cross your arms on lol Just curious cause I have yet to reach that stage:)
  • litati
    litati Posts: 20 Member
    LOL.. you made me laugh... I cant wait to say the same thing girl...
  • pears734
    pears734 Posts: 496 Member
    Congratulations!!! You look great!!!!
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