All things in Moderation....

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  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,311 Member
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    Innuendo and sarcasm
  • BrettPGH
    BrettPGH Posts: 4,720 Member
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    All things in moderation, especially moderation.
  • paulina61
    paulina61 Posts: 5 Member
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    friends
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
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    Magic. One of my best friend's is a professional magician. The only downside to having a magical friend is he always invites us on double dates, and that's the worst because I'm a nice guy, but he's magic. There's no way I can compete with that. He shows up, he's so smooth. Girls love him. He's like, 'How's it going? You look so beautiful tonight. Your hair -- is that a coin? Now, it's a rose. Now, it's money.' And it's like, I show up -- what am I gonna do? I'm like, 'Hi, I brought you this rose. Now, it's broken.'
  • Krull_the_WarriorKing
    Krull_the_WarriorKing Posts: 650 Member
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    Also meth
    Everybody loves pot brownies. But I bring crystal meth cupcakes to a party, suddenly I'm the weirdo.
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
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    Purses
  • unhinge
    unhinge Posts: 318 Member
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    Coffee.

    Love coffee but have to stop after about noon or I can't sleep at night :yawn:
  • unhinge
    unhinge Posts: 318 Member
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    Sex

    You are probably right... I won't elaborate further :blushing:
  • unhinge
    unhinge Posts: 318 Member
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    Smiles

    Can NEVER have too many of these :happy: :smile: :happy: :smile: :happy: :smile: :happy: :smile: :laugh: :smile: :happy: :smile: .... well maybe!
  • unhinge
    unhinge Posts: 318 Member
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    Sleep!!

    The older I get the less of this I need :ohwell:

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