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Luandanielle1979
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Thought I would start a thread to add any funny quotes you know or use. They can be your own or a borrowed one. there is one that says The first thing you lose on a diet is your sense of humor. I dont agree.....
Here's a few for you....
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~Mae West
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.
I love these little quotes keep em coming :O)
Here's a few for you....
I keep trying to lose weight... but it keeps finding me!
I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond. ~Mae West
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is fourteen days.
I love these little quotes keep em coming :O)
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People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas
I'm sorry I don't have any to add, but I LOVE this one. It inspires me to be "good" and disciplined MOST of the time, but take some time to enjoy life too - 'specially around the holidays It's like a "day of rest" of sorts0 -
Wow. I have also been dieting. I love to drink on the weekend and along with alcohol is food. I sure love them hjot wings at the bar. LOL0
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The other day my father-in-law told me he was trying "the red wine diet". He said "It's working - so far I've lost two weeks!" :laugh:0
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Its important to have a bit of a giggle isnt it :O) xxx0
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Mmmmmm hot wings yum yum x0
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I'm on the sea (see) food diet ... I see it and eat it!0
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There's also one I love from the TV programme Absolutely Fabulous:
Edina: I mean what you two don't seem to realise is that inside of me, *inside of me*, there is a thin person just screaming to get out.
Mother: Just the one, dear?0 -
i'm on two diets---i cant get enough to eat on just one. LOL0
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Im on the Special Diet. I only thing foods with "special" in them.
Special K
Special fried rice.
and Marks and Spencers full cream chocolate gateaux........special offer.0 -
Love em... I absolutley love AB FAB!! I want to watch it now!!!0
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"Waiter, I'm going to order a broiled skinless chicken breast, but I want you to bring me lasagna and garlic bread by mistake."
(R.Glasbergen)0 -
We never repent having eaten too little.
If you wish to grow thinner, diminish your dinner.
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. ~Orson Welles
My advice if you insist on slimming: Eat as much as you like - just don't swallow it. ~Harry Secombe
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I have the body of a God - Buddah0
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I love buddahs I have many around my living room :O) I am deffo aiming to be more like a nice nimble thai buddah this time round haha x0
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i'm on a low fat diet. its working; every day the fat hangs lower0
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