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"Tower, this is Ghost rider requesting a flyby."
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It was hard to find a clean quote from this movie!! :laugh:
"Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."
Can I refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?0 -
What, nobody likes my Friday quote?
which bathroom? just sayin....
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Wha??? Just protectin' my sensitive nose. Heard about those cheesey potty breaks.
But not Muwaaaa0 -
"I'm not dead, Yet."
"It's only a flesh wound"
"Bring me a shrubbery"
"It's only a Rabbit"
"First the spankings, then the oral..."
Monty Python's "Search for the Holy Grail"0 -
"I have a request."
"What idiot put you in charge?"
"You did. When you murdered my boss. Now everybody's looking to me. Personally, I'd pass on the job. I don't enjoy being this close to you."0 -
"I'm not dead, Yet."
"It's only a flesh wound"
"Bring me a shrubbery"
"It's only a Rabbit"
"First the spankings, then the oral..."
Monty Python's "Search for the Holy Grail"0 -
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"I'm not dead, Yet."
"It's only a flesh wound"
"Bring me a shrubbery"
"It's only a Rabbit"
"First the spankings, then the oral..."
Monty Python's "Search for the Holy Grail"
"Coconuts? Where'd you get the blody cocnuts?"
"Swallows brought them"0 -
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my spelling or the triple post? It is my browser on the triple post..........I'm watching O_ _ MA on the spelling - not good multi-tasking.0 -
LOL You crack me up, CM. When I first saw it, it was just the "quote" 3 times in a row. I thought you fancied this one for some reason. :laugh:0
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Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children.
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"That word... I do not think it means what you think it means"
"Inconceivable!"
Princess Bride0 -
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"There are a shortage of perfect breasts in the world- It would be a shame to damage yours"
also Pincess Bride0 -
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.0
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Ok.....I love Adam Sandler....How about Happy Gilmore:
Shooter McGavin: I eat pieces of $h** like you for breakfast!
Happy Gilmore:You eat pieces of $h** for breakfast?
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Or the best......
Grandma: Sir, can I trouble you for a warm glass of milk? It helps me go to sleep.
Nursing Home Orderly: You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now, you will go to sleep or I will put you to sleep. Check out the name tag. You're in my world now, grandma.
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Ummmmm the page turned and no one saw this one :sad: :sad: :sad:
Sorry I love the Nursing home one :bigsmile: :laugh: :smokin:
The End.
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Hysterical!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Dumb & Dumber
Lloyd: What's the soup du jour?
Waiter: It's the soup of the day.
Lloyd: Mmm... that does sound good.
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"I'm not dead, Yet."
"It's only a flesh wound"
"Bring me a shrubbery"
"It's only a Rabbit"
"First the spankings, then the oral..."
Monty Python's "Search for the Holy Grail"
Best comedy of all time but I know it as "Monty Python and the Holy Grail".
Sorry Max, My bad.0 -
"That word... I do not think it means what you think it means"
"Inconceivable!"
Princess Bride
Hey :noway: I already used that one! It's inconceivable that you would copy me. As you wish...........0 -
Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.0
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"Now, you can break the code?"
"You didn't bring me along for my charming personality."0 -
"...and you were there, and you were there, and YOU! Oh, but you couldn't have been, could you?......"0
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".....sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks."0
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".....sometimes, I guess there just aren't enough rocks."
Forrest Gump...alltime favorite!0 -
"You're mocking me... aren't you?" Buzz Lightyear
Not from a movie, but so appropriate.
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is." Ellen DeGeners0 -
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Ron Burgundy0 -
I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
Ron Burgundy
It was the only clean one I could think of. :laugh:0 -
OK try this one:
Here's something I have learned in the past few days: It's better to have a gun and not need one than to need a gun and not have one.0 -
"...and you were there, and you were there, and YOU! Oh, but you couldn't have been, could you?......"
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MEEEELLLllting! I'm MEEELLLTIinnng...0
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