what are your favorite qoutes?

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  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
    Rice is great if you're really hungry and want to eat two thousand of something. - Mitch Hedberg
    I just posted that one somewhere on here :)

    all time fav is:

    Get busy living or get busy dying. -Stephen King a la Morgan F-N awesome Freeman.
  • DannyMussels
    DannyMussels Posts: 1,842 Member
    It's good to be bad.

    Don't be afraid to get a little naughty.

    Nothing good happens after dark. ( meaning only bad things happen...and by 'bad' i mean 'good'..if you follow me)



    Pretty much anything along those lines ^^
  • JDNOX
    JDNOX Posts: 619
    “The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highest morale, and the lowest morals of any group of animals I have ever seen. Thank God for the United States Marine Corps!” - Eleanor Roosevelt
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
    I don't know who this is from, but it made me laugh.



    "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

    That made me GUFFAW!
  • JeSuisPrest
    JeSuisPrest Posts: 2,005 Member
    My favorite quote is right below my ticker!!
  • Listen to the Mustn'ts child.
    Listen to the Don'ts
    Listen to the Couldn'ts, the Shouldn'ts and the Won'ts
    Listen to the Never Haves then listen close to me
    Anything can happen child
    Anything can be.
    Shel Silverstein
  • bioheil
    bioheil Posts: 72 Member
    "Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.' We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There's nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we're liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others."


    Marianne Williamson
  • Jennyisbusy
    Jennyisbusy Posts: 1,294 Member
    Cause I am feeling the Mitch Hedberg tonight:

    My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. I don't really know what's happening down there. Who is the real hero?
  • paxetamore
    paxetamore Posts: 399 Member
    If you come to see me, come by anytime.
    If you come to see my home, call in advance ;-)

    luv this ^

    "it is not about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain"
  • Hmm.. my favorite quote is... "The point of war is not to die for your country but to make the other b@stard die for his."
  • KettyLan
    KettyLan Posts: 440 Member
    Things don't change, we do
  • alimac92
    alimac92 Posts: 705 Member
    "where we're going we don't need roads"

    Dr Emmett Brown.
  • JeSuisPrest
    JeSuisPrest Posts: 2,005 Member
    ‎"You.. Stop! You're more beautiful than Cinderella and you smell like pine needles and you're face is like sunshine!"

    From Bridesmaids
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    "If you fall on your face, you're still moving forward."
  • i_love_vinegar
    i_love_vinegar Posts: 2,092 Member
    ‎"You.. Stop! You're more beautiful than Cinderella and you smell like pine needles and you're face is like sunshine!"

    From Bridesmaids

    Awww thats so cute! >_<
  • JeSuisPrest
    JeSuisPrest Posts: 2,005 Member
    And one from my husband....

    "If you fall down and get hurt...it's going to hurt!"

    Said under stress as we were packing to leave to drive to NY from Texas to visit his ill father, our youngest son was so excited to being going to NY he was running around the house like a loon! Poor hubby, he's never heard the end of that quote! ;)
  • Contrary03
    Contrary03 Posts: 289 Member
    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you:)
  • Elizabeth_C34
    Elizabeth_C34 Posts: 6,376 Member
    I expect to pass through life but once. If therefore, there be any kindness I can show, or any good thing I can do to any fellow being, let me do it now, and not defer or neglect it, as I shall not pass this way again. -- William Penn

    People don't treat other with enough care in this world, especially people who aren't like us. We all suffer so much, and much of the time, it is at the hands of our fellow man.
  • jend114
    jend114 Posts: 1,058 Member
    You want me to do something... tell me I can't do it. -Maya Angelou

    Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

    Be the best you, everyone else is taken

    You can tell a lot about a person by the way they handle four things: a rainy day, the elderly, lost luggage and tangled Christmas tree lights.

    Confidence is the ability to feel beautiful without needing someone to tell you first but smiling when someone does

    The first step to happiness is deciding what you want, the second step is doing whatever it takes to get it and the last step is enjoying every minute of it.
  • "We are the unseen and unnoticed doing the unthinkable for the ungrateful."
    SFC Mosher
    Iraq 06-08
  • vaderandbill
    vaderandbill Posts: 1,063 Member
    "Daddy, are you having a baby like mom did?"

    --My 6 year old son which prompted my finding MFP
  • cdc33
    cdc33 Posts: 495 Member
    Sometimes we expect more from others just because we would be willing to do that much for them. author unknown
  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
    "The imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, and paint a future so vivid that it can entice, or terrify, depending upon how we conduct ourselves today" - Jim Davis
  • WifeNMama
    WifeNMama Posts: 2,876 Member
    To thine own self be true. Hamlet.

    Polonius said it to Hamlet. :-)
  • cdc33
    cdc33 Posts: 495 Member
    Your body keeps an accurate journal regardless of what you write down...
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