An epidemic

vim_n_vigor

I am happy to say that I have not caught this disease! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some HCG and Shakeology to drink before I start my water fast when it's not banana and milk day.

I just laughed really loudly at a horribly innapropriate time in this meeting!

_SusieQ_

?????? What's rule #34????

xo_jewel_xo

Don't try to run in heels, you'll trip and be consumed and/or infected in no time.

binary_jester

?????? What's rule #34????

Sorry...I thought you were quoating the rules of the Internet with rule 19. Then teh google said rule 19 is "The more you hate it, the stronger it gets"

Rule 34 states that pornography or sexually related material exists for any conceivable subject

d2footballJRC

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ~ Socrates

I totally got that from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures".

I learned everything I need to know from Bill and Ted...

I hate that Justin Beiber is going to be one half of the new Bill and Ted....Between science telling me 90% of my favorite dinosaurs didn't exist, to now crappy remakes of my beloved movies..

_SusieQ_

Rule 19 was for fighting zombies, though I thought it might apply to the epidemic (see, normally I'm quite quiet and demure on the boards, yet today I am trying to blend in....)

*think about it*

Your rule 19 is applicable also.

binary_jester

Rule 19 was for fighting zombies, though I thought it might apply to the epidemic (see, normally I'm quite quiet and demure on the boards, yet today I am trying to blend in....)

*think about it*

Your rule 19 is applicable also.

Caving to peer pressure...so much fun

_SusieQ_

Not caving, "blending in".

You say to-ma-to, I say spaghetti sauce.

Andythefitfamilyman

<insert sarcasm font, in case that wasn't clear from the beginning>

Sadly, I have tried Logic as an antidote and found it often has the adverse effect of exaggerating the problem. Removing oneself from the situation seems to be the only way to calm the spread of the disease. Sadly, it often times creates an addiction like feeling, so weaning oneself off can also be painful.

your big words hurts my brain, ugh now I need to find a preg woman so I can get some HCG to cure my stupidity

LauraMacNCheese

The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing ~ Socrates

I totally got that from "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures".

I learned everything I need to know from Bill and Ted...

I hate that Justin Beiber is going to be one half of the new Bill and Ted....Between science telling me 90% of my favorite dinosaurs didn't exist, to now crappy remakes of my beloved movies..

RunHardBeStrong

I am happy to say that I have not caught this disease! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some HCG and Shakeology to drink before I start my water fast when it's not banana and milk day.

Bwahahaha!

maab_connor

<ahem>
There is an epidemic on the boards. It's a disease called "The Crazies", also referred to as "The Stupids". It is highly contagious. Just one step into certain threads and it can rub off on you. Consider yourself warned. I have already caught a mild case of "The Irrational Need to Talk Intelligently to Obviously Crazy People". The only known cure is isolation from the contagion.

Good luck!

haha! you said "rub off on"

_SusieQ_

I am hormonal today, therefore much more susceptible to catching and spreading this new epidemic myself.

Also, I have a severe case of the "Sarcastix", which is quite itchy...

_SusieQ_

<ahem>
There is an epidemic on the boards. It's a disease called "The Crazies", also referred to as "The Stupids". It is highly contagious. Just one step into certain threads and it can rub off on you. Consider yourself warned. I have already caught a mild case of "The Irrational Need to Talk Intelligently to Obviously Crazy People". The only known cure is isolation from the contagion.

Good luck!

haha! you said "rub off on"

No No No, sexual innuendos only make the disease spread faster.

maab_connor

I am hormonal today, therefore much more susceptible to catching and spreading this new epidemic myself.

Also, I have a severe case of the "Sarcastix", which is quite itchy...

oh, i had that once. it will eventually stop burning when you pee.

ninyagwa

Um...I've caught it, but do you think the uterus is enough to protect my unborn fetus? Or am I going to have a moron zombie baby in 5 months?

_SusieQ_

Oh dear Cole, there could possibly be an adverse effect on children, esp in the teen years. Take precautions now!

ninyagwa

do they have forum profilactics?

choconuts

You can't fix stupid - Ron White

Truth.

millerll

I've already worn out 3 tin-foil hats this week.

It's gettin' Coyote Ugly up in here...............