Men's Essential Guide to Women's English

AllenMom4

Had to post one for the guys too! So you dont feel left out


Yes = No


No = Yes


Maybe = No


I'm sorry = You'll be sorry


We need = I want


It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now


Do what you want = You'll pay for this later


We need to talk = I need to complain


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron


You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot


Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs


This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house


I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper


I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep


Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive


How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate


I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV


You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me


Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]

AllenMom4

Had to post one for the guys too! So you dont feel left out


Yes = No


No = Yes


Maybe = No


I'm sorry = You'll be sorry


We need = I want


It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now


Do what you want = You'll pay for this later


We need to talk = I need to complain


Sure go ahead = I don't want you to


I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron


You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot


Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs


This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house


I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper


I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep


Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive


How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate


I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV


You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me


Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead]

Just_In_Time

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron

My favorite! :laugh:

Hanna1983

Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead] :laugh: LMAO

Carl01

Yes dear.:flowerforyou: