THE POWERS OF A WOMAN

smccarron1
smccarron1 Posts: 50 Member
edited October 3 in Chit-Chat
Why Women Cry

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him.

"I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will."
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Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?"

"All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say.

The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry.

Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?"

God said, "When I made the woman she had to be special.

I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world,

yet gentle enough to give comfort.

I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children.

I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.

I gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances, even when her child has hurt her very badly.

I gave her strength to carry her husband through his faults and fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart.

I gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly.

And finally, I gave her a tear to shed. This is hers exclusively to use whenever it is needed."

"You see my son," said God, "the beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears, the figure that she carries, or the way she combs her hair.

The beauty of a woman must be seen in her eyes, because that is the doorway to her heart - the place where love resides."

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  • SimplyFreckled
    SimplyFreckled Posts: 444 Member

    I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.



    I see it forgot the part about makin sammiches........
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    The powers of a guy...to pee standing up
  • CarlyC08
    CarlyC08 Posts: 63
    Very nice!
  • TDGee
    TDGee Posts: 2,209 Member
    That was lovely. Thank you for sharing. :flowerforyou:
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    All women are so wonderful and none them are horrible. I love the world. :flowerforyou:
  • liftingbro
    liftingbro Posts: 2,029 Member
    The powers of a guy...to pee standing up

    And someone had to get the sense of humor. :laugh:
  • kendratiger20
    kendratiger20 Posts: 32
    I know I can make one hell of a sandwich. :flowerforyou:
  • 123456654321
    123456654321 Posts: 1,311 Member
    The powers of a guy...to pee standing up

    It's a fantastic ability to have!

    ....if only you guys could learn to perfect it. I often wonder why it is that the men's bathroom has pee everywhere. 20-30 years of doing it you would think your aim would get better....*shrug*
  • kendratiger20
    kendratiger20 Posts: 32

    I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without complaining.



    I see it forgot the part about makin sammiches........

    AH poop you already made the joke. Sigh.....
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    The powers of a guy...to pee standing up

    It's a fantastic ability to have!

    ....if only you guys could learn to perfect it. I often wonder why it is that the men's bathroom has pee everywhere. 20-30 years of doing it you would think your aim would get better....*shrug*
    Peeing even standing up is not easy. There are many variables that change outcome...and bad aim is only one of them.
  • _GlaDOS_
    _GlaDOS_ Posts: 1,520 Member
    What a bunch of drivel. :flowerforyou:
  • auntdeedee87
    auntdeedee87 Posts: 706 Member
    He forgot to mention multiple orgasms.
  • raevynn
    raevynn Posts: 666 Member
    The powers of a guy...to pee standing up
    When g-d was handing out things, he offered peeing standing up.

    the man said "yes! I'll take that!"

    G-d then said, "well, then I guess woman gets the multiple orgasms..."

    So... yeah, poor guys. Feel bad for you, really....


    ....NOT!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    The powers of a guy...to pee standing up
    When g-d was handing out things, he offered peeing standing up.

    the man said "yes! I'll take that!"

    G-d then said, "well, then I guess woman gets the multiple orgasms..."

    So... yeah, poor guys. Feel bad for you, really....


    ....NOT!
    We can have multiple orgasms...just with a little time in between.
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