Threads that go off-track, now locked??? WTF???

LaPistolaSexola

My blow up doll sprung a leak:sad:

So it went down..........

TWSS

janet_pratt

Why do they call them apartments when they are all stuck together?

seal57

mmmmmmmmm

crystalslight

chocolate chip cookie dough dip

alex215

[insert random words here]

boomboom011

Stay gold, Ponyboy. Stay gold.

Nothing gold can stay.

do it for Johnny!

Jade_Butterfly

DWilbanks

Do you want fries with that?

GreatSetOfBrains

I like cheese.

Not like My husband!

GreatSetOfBrains

The average female orgasm lasts 25 seconds.

GreatSetOfBrains

When inserting a Foley catheter into a male patient, hold it like you own it. Also, if there is resistance at the prostate, have the patient curl his toes.

My 25 yr old male pt did not enjoy me cath-ing him, or did he lol

piperjon

I thought I found something in my bellybutton, but it turned out to be my finger.

Pj