Here's why we are fat:

judkinsjenny

As we get older, our heads full up with information. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and room ran out in my head so it filled up the rest of me.

ChantalGG

but what happens to the info once we lose the weight? I am 3lbs away from my goal! dID iFoGET tHE iNFOS?

judkinsjenny

Yep, I guess we'll be reduced to idiots. lol

deathstarclock

No wonder I can't gain weight. By definition I'm what you call a total moron.

judkinsjenny

LOL Maybe that's why I can't lose it! My brain won't let go!!

Ebbykins

but what happens to the info once we lose the weight? I am 3lbs away from my goal! dID iFoGET tHE iNFOS?

LMAO, You rule.

helper1112

I like your theory, problem is I have met some really stupid fat people, and I mean really stupid, look at congress more then half of them are fat and we see how smart they are :laugh:

judkinsjenny

Oh ****! Well there goes my idea. now what?? thanks a lot.

judkinsjenny

I'm sitting here laughing my *kitten* off! LMAO! oh i already said that. i think i should go to bed.

deathstarclock

I like your theory, problem is I have met some really stupid fat people, and I mean really stupid, look at congress more then half of them are fat and we see how smart they are :laugh:

There's a difference here though. Those people ARE fat. On the contrary, WE are NOT fat, just excessively smart in the abdominal and hip areas. AMIRITE?

judkinsjenny

yes

sleepytexan

As we get older, our heads full up with information. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and room ran out in my head so it filled up the rest of me.

Don't worry. This will shortly be offset by memory loss.

helper1112

I like that, so I have a brain belly... LMAO to that one....