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lies i tell myself...

april_beth
april_beth Posts: 616 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
i eat yogurt with a toddler spoon...

the lie: because it makes the yogurt last longer.

the truth: just cause i like eating it with that spoon thats why.

your turn.
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  • deathstarclock
    deathstarclock Posts: 512 Member
    i eat yogurt with a toddler spoon...

    the lie: because it makes the yogurt last longer.

    the truth: just cause i like eating it with that spoon thats why.

    your turn.

    the lie: because I like eating with that spoon

    the truth: because it makes the yogurt last longer

    :drinker:
  • ZachyABaby
    ZachyABaby Posts: 235
    wtf lol?

    eh lie: i'm a productive member of society

    truth: i hide from work every chance i get.
  • Hellbent_Heidi
    Hellbent_Heidi Posts: 3,669 Member
    Today I will do real work and not waste most of my day on MFP.:embarassed:
  • engineman312
    engineman312 Posts: 3,450 Member
    the lie: i'll call her tomorrow

    the truth: i won't
  • msmellebelle
    msmellebelle Posts: 101
    The lie: I love to eat vegetables and workout.

    The truth: I miss burritos!
  • april_beth
    april_beth Posts: 616 Member
    the lie: i'll call her tomorrow

    the truth: i won't

    she knows you wont :)
  • _SusieQ_
    _SusieQ_ Posts: 2,964 Member
    Today I will do real work and not waste most of my day on MFP.:embarassed:

    ^^^ This, every day this week.

    Lie: I'm really a nice, social person
    Truth: Most people at work think I'm a b*tch. (This is fact, I have been told this multiple times)
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
    Lie: I eat it because I like it!
    Truth: I eat it because it has less calories.
  • JWeaser
    JWeaser Posts: 302
    Lie I told myself: You will always have to buy pants in "longs" because you've got long legs.
    Truth: I had a fat *kitten*.

    Dropped weight and regular pants fit just fine now. lol
  • harleygirlT
    harleygirlT Posts: 223 Member
    Lie: I love my job, I could do this the rest of my life.

    Truth: I want to win the Lottery and never work again in my life LOL!!!!!
  • JulieSD
    JulieSD Posts: 567
    the lie: i'll call her tomorrow

    the truth: i won't

    Her lie: She smiles and says 'sounds good'.

    Her truth: She knows you wont call and is relieved.


    :p lol
  • JulieSD
    JulieSD Posts: 567
    Lie: I love my job, I could do this the rest of my life.

    Truth: I want to win the Lottery and never work again in my life LOL!!!!!


    YES!
  • lili200
    lili200 Posts: 200 Member
    the lie: I am going to have six pack abs in a month
    the truth: well...... I never had and seems I won't have soon:-(
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    the lie: i'll call her tomorrow

    the truth: i won't

    tsk tsk tsk
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    Lie: I''m not eating popcorn tonight, because I'm roasting garbanzo beans
    Truth: I'm having popcorn too
  • ivyjbres
    ivyjbres Posts: 612 Member
    the lie: "I'll do it later"
    the truth: I'll do it next week
  • bregalad5
    bregalad5 Posts: 3,965 Member
    the lie: i'll call her tomorrow

    the truth: i won't

    Her lie: She smiles and says 'sounds good'.

    Her truth: She knows you wont call and is relieved.


    :p lol

    Bahahaha

    The lie: I don't miss eating whatever I want. I LIKE eating healthy

    The truth: I wish I could still eat all the Dominos breadsticks and not feel guilty:embarassed:
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    Lie: I feel happy and secure in the life I have now

    Truth: I am terrified every F-ing day that everything will be taken from me because I do not deserve to have this happiness
  • SimplyShanRunning
    SimplyShanRunning Posts: 885 Member
    Lie: I feel happy and secure in the life I have now

    Truth: I am terrified every F-ing day that everything will be taken from me because I do not deserve to have this happiness

    **huggles tiny**
  • Qarol
    Qarol Posts: 6,171 Member
    lie: yes, dear mother-in-law, please come visit
    truth: dear god, help!
  • KnottyJen
    KnottyJen Posts: 1,070 Member
    Lie I told myself: You will always have to buy pants in "longs" because you've got long legs.
    Truth: I had a fat *kitten*.

    Dropped weight and regular pants fit just fine now. lol

    I was having this issue in regular vs short. I'd buy short and they'd flood, so I switched to regular. Now the regulars drag on the ground like I'm vertically challenged or something. ;-)
  • Avalonis
    Avalonis Posts: 1,540 Member
    Lie: I'm a good person

    Truth: I'm not. I'm gonna burn.
  • Britt2Fitjrny
    Britt2Fitjrny Posts: 558 Member
    Lie: I am super nice and love everyone and treat everyone with the same respect (this is how i come off)
    Truth: I talk so much **** about you in my head!! :laugh:
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    I can't drink water, milk, or any other beverage out of my cup that is designated just for my iced coffee....why? I have no idea.
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    The lie: im just an average guy
    The truth: i am the awesomest ever
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    Lie: I eat it because I like it!
    Truth: I eat it because it has less calories.

    LMAO yes. this.
  • juleseybaby
    juleseybaby Posts: 712 Member
    Lie: I am completely over it and don't give a ****.
    Truth: I am holding a grudge and only hurting myself more.
  • Just_Dot
    Just_Dot Posts: 2,283 Member
    the lie: I am so glad I had a second child!
    the truth: sometimes I miss the day of just one. (but I love them both madly!)
  • BondBomb
    BondBomb Posts: 1,781 Member
    The lie: Im totally happy being single and my son is plenty.
    The truth: I want to get married again and have another baby.
  • twinsanity
    twinsanity Posts: 1,757 Member
    Today I will do real work and not waste most of my day on MFP.:embarassed:

    I say this to myself every day, and every day I lie!
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