I hate vanilla

binary_jester
binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
edited October 2024 in Chit-Chat
vNBQL.jpg

Never been a fan. It's plain. It's boring. Variety is the spice of life. Vanilla sucks the life right out of you. Great as an additive. Dull otherwise. It is the gray. Even black and white can offer contrast. Gray can supplement a B&W photograph, but it certainly cannot be the star.

This is my rant. I am taking a stand against vanilla pudding.
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  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Let's add some sprinkles, or something a little spicy.
  • ZebraHead
    ZebraHead Posts: 15,207 Member
    I don't have anything to add... I just want to stand in the shadow of a great man....
  • kater8er
    kater8er Posts: 364 Member
    mmm I love vanilla. That picture makes my mouth water.
  • andyloosbrock
    andyloosbrock Posts: 175 Member
    racist
  • lizzue
    lizzue Posts: 276 Member
    I gotta admit I love vanilla, vanilla smell, taste everything!
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    But... vanilla likes you. :ohwell: :flowerforyou:
  • czechsmate
    czechsmate Posts: 556 Member
    vNBQL.jpg

    Never been a fan. It's plain. It's boring. Variety is the spice of life. Vanilla sucks the life right out of you. Great as an additive. Dull otherwise. It is the gray. Even black and white can offer contrast. Gray can supplement a B&W photograph, but it certainly cannot be the star.

    This is my rant. I am taking a stand against vanilla pudding.

    The pic and desciption made me throw up in my mouth :sick:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    But... vanilla likes you. :ohwell: :flowerforyou:
    Why would you say something terrible like that?
  • julie204
    julie204 Posts: 130
    i so love vanila could eat that pud right now vanila is the best yay
  • Tangerine302
    Tangerine302 Posts: 1,509 Member
    I like the smell of vanilla! Even the bottle of vanilla extract smells so good to me. I tried it once. Not good.

    I would eat that pudding! :)
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    But... vanilla likes you. :ohwell: :flowerforyou:
    Why would you say something terrible like that?

    Sorry. I thought this was a totally random rant.
  • ThePhoenixRose
    ThePhoenixRose Posts: 1,978 Member
    I concur. Vanilla is just so... vanilla. Blech. :sick:
  • FearAnLoathing
    FearAnLoathing Posts: 4,852 Member
    I hate vanilla too,welcome to MF err I mean stepford
  • juliecat1
    juliecat1 Posts: 3,450 Member
    Mmmmm vanilla pudding is the only vanilla I like. Vanilla smelling things make me gag. And vanilla ice cream is just boring.
  • chrisdavey
    chrisdavey Posts: 9,834 Member
    ???

    Vanilla-Ice.jpg
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    ???

    Vanilla-Ice.jpg
    Case and point.
  • ChantalGG
    ChantalGG Posts: 2,404 Member
    Really? You need to try the real stuff with real vanilla pods in it.
    I have never tried it myself because I dont care for vanilla. But that is what they say.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    I see your point! But for some reason that picture just looks so yummy!! I guess I'm hungry!
  • mrdee555
    mrdee555 Posts: 178
    I love vanilla :)
  • rbryntes
    rbryntes Posts: 710 Member
    I like vanilla. A vanilla malt is NOM.
  • mrdee555
    mrdee555 Posts: 178
    Prob my favourite flavour of protein shake
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    vNBQL.jpg

    Never been a fan. It's plain. It's boring. Variety is the spice of life. Vanilla sucks the life right out of you. Great as an additive. Dull otherwise. It is the gray. Even black and white can offer contrast. Gray can supplement a B&W photograph, but it certainly cannot be the star.

    This is my rant. I am taking a stand against vanilla pudding.

    The genus name of vanilla from vanilla orchids was came from the Spanish word "vainilla", diminutive form of "vaina", which in turn was derived from the Latin "vagina" meaning scabbard or sword sheath (how rude.)

    So, what you are actually saying is that you hate vaginas.

    Why is no one surprised by that news...
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    vNBQL.jpg

    Never been a fan. It's plain. It's boring. Variety is the spice of life. Vanilla sucks the life right out of you. Great as an additive. Dull otherwise. It is the gray. Even black and white can offer contrast. Gray can supplement a B&W photograph, but it certainly cannot be the star.

    This is my rant. I am taking a stand against vanilla pudding.

    The genus name of vanilla from vanilla orchids was came from the Spanish word "vainilla", diminutive form of "vaina", which in turn was derived from the Latin "vagina" meaning scabbard or sword sheath (how rude.)

    So, what you are actually saying is that you hate vaginas.

    Why is no one surprised by that news...
    My only weak response is...talk to my girlfriend.
  • Silverkittycat
    Silverkittycat Posts: 1,997 Member
    No cats. No vanilla. SMH.
  • katkins3
    katkins3 Posts: 1,359 Member
    When I was a kid my grandmother loved vanilla and put in everything, until I couldn't stand the smell of it, let alone the taste.
    Decades later I'm over most of my dislike, but still think it's the most boring flavoring choice, especially when there is chocolate, cinnamon and other more flavorful options
  • myofibril
    myofibril Posts: 4,500 Member
    My only weak response is...talk to my girlfriend.

    Actually, I would love to dude as she is freakin' hawt ;)
  • morganhccstudent724
    morganhccstudent724 Posts: 1,261 Member
    You just haven't had someone to make you the right vanilla :bigsmile:
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    No cats. No vanilla. SMH.
    That is a marvelous slogan.
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    I also hate vanilla
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    My only weak response is...talk to my girlfriend.

    Actually, I would love to dude as she is freakin' hawt ;)
    ...and why she keeps someone with this ugly mug around is mystifying.
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