BOOBS? IMPLANTS? BALLS?

jcandidi1
jcandidi1 Posts: 35 Member
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What is the big deal about fatty tissue hanging from the chest?

Why do implants freak people out so bad??

WHY ARE BALLS SO UGLY?
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  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    What is the big deal about fatty tissue hanging from the chest?

    Why do implants freak people out so bad??

    WHY ARE BALLS SO UGLY?
    1. They can be really cool.

    2. They do not freak me out. I just don't pray for them.

    3. Mine are cute as a button. As far as everyone else's are concerned, though, I think that the Creator made them that way to prevent small animals from wanting to eat them.
  • jcandidi1
    jcandidi1 Posts: 35 Member
    bbbwwahahahahahah.... why do you walk outside naked???
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    bbbwwahahahahahah.... why do you walk outside naked???
    Not much, but I think it was designed for early man, as he walked the plains searching for food. Same reason they tuck in when we get scared or it's cold. Gotta keep 'em warm.
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member

    WHY ARE BALLS SO UGLY?

    Speak for your own ballz!
  • yummy♥
    yummy♥ Posts: 612 Member
    WHY ARE BALLS SO UGLY?

    um. rude.
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
    Thank you!
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    I happen to find balls lovely!
  • binary_jester
    binary_jester Posts: 3,311 Member
    WHY ARE BALLS SO UGLY?

    um. rude.
    Goatse? LOL

    ...and boobs are the best thing in the world.
  • Gigi_licious
    Gigi_licious Posts: 1,185 Member
    I love balls! :love:
  • BigDaddyBRC
    BigDaddyBRC Posts: 2,395 Member
    BOOBIES ARE GERAT!
    Plastic Surgery requires either a malformation due to an accident or at birth...or you need to get your head checked.
    I dont look at balls to be qualified to answer that question, but let me teabag you and I'll let you.
  • millionsofpeaches
    millionsofpeaches Posts: 372
    t-bag
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    I... got.... big balls and I can't not lie... wait ....that's not how it goes...
  • jcandidi1
    jcandidi1 Posts: 35 Member

    WHY ARE BALLS SO UGLY?

    Speak for your own ballz!

    sorry for insulting balls lol
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    WHY ARE BALLS SO UGLY?
    Speak for your own ballz!
    sorry for insulting balls lol
    Yeah. Just so you know, the pro-balls crowd on MFP is pretty intense.
  • mrmarius
    mrmarius Posts: 1,802 Member
    if the skin covering balls was as smooth as the skin on boobs they wouldnt be so ugly i guess
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    I... got.... big balls and I can't not lie... wait ....that's not how it goes...

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
    I'd much rather have balls than the altervative....You know what I mean
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    if the skin covering balls was as smooth as the skin on boobs they wouldnt be so ugly i guess
    They gotta be able to stretch and contract though, so that they can be tucked in to protect from cold and stretch out to cool them off as needed.
  • Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused
    Sublimely_Self_Righteousreused Posts: 935 Member
    What is the big deal about fatty tissue hanging from the chest?

    Why do implants freak people out so bad??

    WHY ARE BALLS SO UGLY?

    Q: What is the big deal about fatty tissue hanging from the chest?

    A: They are hot. Some aren't, but some are. Depending on the shape and proportion to the body.

    Q: Why do implants freak people out so bad??

    A: Because I don't like seeing nipples point in opposite directions. When I play with boobs, I want them to feel real, not like a ball.

    Q: WHY ARE BALLS SO UGLY?

    A: Who cares, it's not my face going down there :smile:
  • My3Rayz
    My3Rayz Posts: 373
    if the skin covering balls was as smooth as the skin on boobs they wouldnt be so ugly i guess
    They gotta be able to stretch and contract though, so that they can be tucked in to protect from cold and stretch out to cool them off as needed.

    Balls are truly something to be marveled! I think we should all bow to the balls!!
  • sharonsjones
    sharonsjones Posts: 574 Member
    Q: WHY ARE BALLS SO UGLY?

    A: Who cares, it's not my face going down there :smile:
    [/quote]

    LMAO!
  • PeachyKeene
    PeachyKeene Posts: 1,645 Member
    if the skin covering balls was as smooth as the skin on boobs they wouldnt be so ugly i guess
    They gotta be able to stretch and contract though, so that they can be tucked in to protect from cold and stretch out to cool them off as needed.

    Balls are truly something to be marveled! I think we should all bow to the balls!!

    Bow to the balls!!! :laugh:
  • HMonsterX
    HMonsterX Posts: 3,000 Member
    To quote Kryten:

    "Is it supposed to look like that?! It's hideous! Are you seriously telling me there were choices, and someone said "Yup, that's the one we want! The "Last chicken in the shop" look"
  • CaptainGordo
    CaptainGordo Posts: 4,437 Member
    karate-kyle-meme-generator-one-day-this-belt-will-be-black-but-these-balls-will-still-be-blue-f32682.jpg
  • jcandidi1
    jcandidi1 Posts: 35 Member
    if the skin covering balls was as smooth as the skin on boobs they wouldnt be so ugly i guess

    I think your absolutley right lol
  • jcandidi1
    jcandidi1 Posts: 35 Member
    ill pass... but thanks for the offer lmao
  • Crowhorse
    Crowhorse Posts: 394 Member
    if the skin covering balls was as smooth as the skin on boobs they wouldnt be so ugly i guess

    I guess that means they require plastic surgery? :laugh:

    Sorry, couldn't help it.
  • Carl01
    Carl01 Posts: 9,307 Member
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VjkJfMrQ4bc
  • pain_is_weakness
    pain_is_weakness Posts: 798 Member
    maybe it's because most people don't feel insecure about their balls and boobs,

    anything can "look better" with plastic surgery but if you like what you have already, whats the problem. And if you don't like balls, I don't care, more for me!
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    It's been eleven-years, but my dog Teddy still pines for his balls. :cry:

    A ode to balls. :heart:
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