I'm asking seriously....

Gilbrod

I am posting this because I get different views on this topic amongst some friends. I am seriously wondering, how many calories do you think people burn during sex? At this point, if it's TMI, I would understand. I searched the topics and couldn't find this question answered nor asked. I'm not allowed to wear my HRM. Even for Scientific purposes. I was told it's a distraction. Anyway, opinions? Has anyone been successful at wearing their HRm while "doing it?" Thanks for the help.

Katefab26

Lol why do you want to know so badly?

april_beth

BUAHAHAHAH you were told it's a distraction??!! that cracks me up.

i wore mine once...and it was a good "love sesh" and it still didnt burn enough for me to even care to log it LOL

but id love ot hear what others say

Cat52169

Awesome! LOL! I don't log those burned calories because I figure they are already accounted for in my daily activities. I only log "extra" calories burned with exercise :happy:

flabwillbefab

BUMP*,,,,

Helice

When you do a particular exercise so much your body gets use to it so it stops being a good exercise.
If your anything like me i wouldnt even bother logging it because of how well your body has adapted to these movements.

Jones4177

I've heard around 150 for every 30 minutes

RollinDawg

Depends on what you're doing, burn a lot less laying there than if you're swinging from the ceiling fan and stuff.

LynneGG

fitday.com actually has a sexual acitivity listed ...even 3 different levels

ilovedeadlifts

depends on your heartrate.

i'd say rougly 200-500 per hour depending on intensity

JackKsavestheday

google it! its a ridiculous low number based on "average" sex. I cant wear the HRM either...

H_Factor

I look at it as enjoyment and figure that the calories burnt shouldn't be accounted for. Any calories burnt are simply a bonus that accompanies the pleasure.

netchik

Really going to depend on who's driving!!! Particularly useful if the HRM starts beeping because you're not in the zone so need to go faster faster faster.....:laugh:

fitaliciag

Guess it all depends on how "vigorous" you are during that session, lol. also depends on your fitness level and duration. but hey, it gets your heart rate up! Gotta be worth something!

coloradocami

fitday.com actually has a sexual acitivity listed ...even 3 different levels

good to know

SimplyShanRunning

The Act of Insertion
If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories
If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories

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Satisfying Partner (organ size)
Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside.

Normal size 22 calories
Oversize 15 calories
Tremendous 8 calories
Teensy-weensy 163 calories

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Positions
Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) 20 calories
Woman on top, man on bottom
(Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.) 25 calories
From the rear (Mysterious variation) 40 1/2 calories
Standing: Both partners of equal height 18 calories
Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man 90 calories
While in traction
(very useful during ski season) 124 calories

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Locations
On a bar stool 20 calories
Rear of a Honda Civic 38 calories
In a phone booth, standing 14 calories
In a phone booth, lying down 274 calories
On an airliner, aisle seat 24 calories
On an airliner, middle seat 42 calories
On an airliner, window seat 30 calories
On an airliner, in the lavatory 100 calories

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Possible Side Effects of Intercourse
Bouncing 7 calories
Sliding around 9 calories
Serious Skidding 12 calories
Full cartwheel 20 calories
Whiplash 27 calories
Knee burn 6 calories
Chafed elbows 5 calories
Chafed nose 11 calories

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Sex Related Noises
Short gasps (per gasp) 3 calories
Wheezing 5 calories
Squeals 4 calories
Ecstatic moaning 11 calories
Low growling 8 calories
Squishing 10 calories
Shouting 16 calories
Screaming 18 calories
Urgent begging 22 calories
Any short speech giving partner directions
("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.) 25 calories

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Approaching Orgasm
Letting go 5.5 calories
Controlling yourself 79 calories
Digging nails into your partner's back 11 calories
Trembling 15 calories
Shaking 20 calories
Shuddering 25 calories
Trying to keep eyes open 33 calories

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Orgasm
Real 27 calories
Faked 160 calories

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Orgasmic Intensity Scale
Expression didn't change 1/2 calorie
Face turned purple 15 calories
Orchestra swelled 6 calories
Magical explosions 10 calories
Blazing Sheets 25 calories
Earth moved 30 calories
Vesuvius erupted 47 calories
You began moaning in Latin 60 calories

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Pulling Out
After orgasm 1/4 calorie
A few moments before orgasm 500 calories

---

Multiple Orgasms
For women:
2 14 calories
5 30 calories
8 47 calories
(Depending on greed her rate of recovery a woman can enjoy around 8 orgasms within an hour period without losing consciousness or disarranging her hair. As the number increases, however, she may begin to experience a form of "reduced sanity" that will temporarily interfere with her ability to cook, worship ,and ride a Moped.)

Maria_Goose

I've heard that depending on your size, it burns around 4 cals a minute (about as much as mowing the lawn).

voluptuous_veggie

About 4 calories a minute.

In which case, my ex would typically burn about 2 calories each time we did it.

King_Bee

:laugh:

The Act of Insertion
If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories
If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories

---

Satisfying Partner (organ size)
Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside.

Normal size 22 calories
Oversize 15 calories
Tremendous 8 calories
Teensy-weensy 163 calories

---

Positions
Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) 20 calories
Woman on top, man on bottom
(Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.) 25 calories
From the rear (Mysterious variation) 40 1/2 calories
Standing: Both partners of equal height 18 calories
Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man 90 calories
While in traction
(very useful during ski season) 124 calories

---

Locations
On a bar stool 20 calories
Rear of a Honda Civic 38 calories
In a phone booth, standing 14 calories
In a phone booth, lying down 274 calories
On an airliner, aisle seat 24 calories
On an airliner, middle seat 42 calories
On an airliner, window seat 30 calories
On an airliner, in the lavatory 100 calories

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Possible Side Effects of Intercourse
Bouncing 7 calories
Sliding around 9 calories
Serious Skidding 12 calories
Full cartwheel 20 calories
Whiplash 27 calories
Knee burn 6 calories
Chafed elbows 5 calories
Chafed nose 11 calories

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Sex Related Noises
Short gasps (per gasp) 3 calories
Wheezing 5 calories
Squeals 4 calories
Ecstatic moaning 11 calories
Low growling 8 calories
Squishing 10 calories
Shouting 16 calories
Screaming 18 calories
Urgent begging 22 calories
Any short speech giving partner directions
("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.) 25 calories

---

Approaching Orgasm
Letting go 5.5 calories
Controlling yourself 79 calories
Digging nails into your partner's back 11 calories
Trembling 15 calories
Shaking 20 calories
Shuddering 25 calories
Trying to keep eyes open 33 calories

---

Orgasm
Real 27 calories
Faked 160 calories

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Orgasmic Intensity Scale
Expression didn't change 1/2 calorie
Face turned purple 15 calories
Orchestra swelled 6 calories
Magical explosions 10 calories
Blazing Sheets 25 calories
Earth moved 30 calories
Vesuvius erupted 47 calories
You began moaning in Latin 60 calories

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Pulling Out
After orgasm 1/4 calorie
A few moments before orgasm 500 calories

---

Multiple Orgasms
For women:
2 14 calories
5 30 calories
8 47 calories
(Depending on greed her rate of recovery a woman can enjoy around 8 orgasms within an hour period without losing consciousness or disarranging her hair. As the number increases, however, she may begin to experience a form of "reduced sanity" that will temporarily interfere with her ability to cook, worship ,and ride a Moped.)

BecksgotBack

Multiple Orgasms
For women:
2 14 calories
5 30 calories
8 47 calories
(Depending on greed her rate of recovery a woman can enjoy around 8 orgasms within an hour period without losing consciousness or disarranging her hair. As the number increases, however, she may begin to experience a form of "reduced sanity" that will temporarily interfere with her ability to cook, worship ,and ride a Moped.)

this is why i love you....

King_Bee

Probably one of the reason's he has earned the title of "ex"?

About 4 calories a minute.

In which case, my ex would typically burn about 2 calories each time we did it.

PeachyKeene

The Act of Insertion
If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories
If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories

I love you!!!

JackKsavestheday

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

MacSkillz

I heard you burn major calories when you do it standing up in a hammock. It takes a lot of coordination and skill to master this feat.

Best thing I've found is this website: http://www.healthstatus.com/calculate/cbc
I refuse to ask my fiance to wear mine because I know he would say no.

flasportsfan

Locations
On a bar stool 20 calories
Rear of a Honda Civic 38 calories
In a phone booth, standing 14 calories
In a phone booth, lying down 274 calories
On an airliner, aisle seat 24 calories
On an airliner, middle seat 42 calories
On an airliner, window seat 30 calories
On an airliner, in the lavatory 100 calories


I remember to log that next time. Thanks, Shan!

Thomasm198

It's not the actual activity that burns the major calories.

It's the act of climbing out a bedroom window while trying to get dressed to avoid being beaten up by an angry husband is what burns huge calories.

BBBombshell

The Act of Insertion
If the man is ready (same vice-versa) 1/4 calories
If the woman is not (same vice-versa) 274 calories

---

Satisfying Partner (organ size)
Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside.

Normal size 22 calories
Oversize 15 calories
Tremendous 8 calories
Teensy-weensy 163 calories

---

Positions
Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other) 20 calories
Woman on top, man on bottom
(Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.) 25 calories
From the rear (Mysterious variation) 40 1/2 calories
Standing: Both partners of equal height 18 calories
Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man 90 calories
While in traction
(very useful during ski season) 124 calories

---

Locations
On a bar stool 20 calories
Rear of a Honda Civic 38 calories
In a phone booth, standing 14 calories
In a phone booth, lying down 274 calories
On an airliner, aisle seat 24 calories
On an airliner, middle seat 42 calories
On an airliner, window seat 30 calories
On an airliner, in the lavatory 100 calories

---

Possible Side Effects of Intercourse
Bouncing 7 calories
Sliding around 9 calories
Serious Skidding 12 calories
Full cartwheel 20 calories
Whiplash 27 calories
Knee burn 6 calories
Chafed elbows 5 calories
Chafed nose 11 calories

---

Sex Related Noises
Short gasps (per gasp) 3 calories
Wheezing 5 calories
Squeals 4 calories
Ecstatic moaning 11 calories
Low growling 8 calories
Squishing 10 calories
Shouting 16 calories
Screaming 18 calories
Urgent begging 22 calories
Any short speech giving partner directions
("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.) 25 calories

---

Approaching Orgasm
Letting go 5.5 calories
Controlling yourself 79 calories
Digging nails into your partner's back 11 calories
Trembling 15 calories
Shaking 20 calories
Shuddering 25 calories
Trying to keep eyes open 33 calories

---

Orgasm
Real 27 calories
Faked 160 calories

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Orgasmic Intensity Scale
Expression didn't change 1/2 calorie
Face turned purple 15 calories
Orchestra swelled 6 calories
Magical explosions 10 calories
Blazing Sheets 25 calories
Earth moved 30 calories
Vesuvius erupted 47 calories
You began moaning in Latin 60 calories

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Pulling Out
After orgasm 1/4 calorie
A few moments before orgasm 500 calories

---

Multiple Orgasms
For women:
2 14 calories
5 30 calories
8 47 calories
(Depending on greed her rate of recovery a woman can enjoy around 8 orgasms within an hour period without losing consciousness or disarranging her hair. As the number increases, however, she may begin to experience a form of "reduced sanity" that will temporarily interfere with her ability to cook, worship ,and ride a Moped.)

This was hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gilbrod

Dag! Really?! That little. I guess it becomes a moot point since your body does get used to the activity. I remember reading in a Mens Health Magazine, that the average man burns up to 300 calories in an average session. I had no idea size was a factor. Now I have more to research as well. This is very intriuging. Burning more when the women resists, that's one of the most halarious things I have ever read.

maab_connor

Orgasm
Real 27 calories
Faked 160 calories

OMG I LOVE YOU SHAN!!!

Banks01

387 cals in 59 minutes. Yes I wore the HRM and logged it on my Saturday diary. Go check. LOL

You'll be able to spot which entry I used easily.

Gilbrod

387 cals in 59 minutes. Yes I wore the HRM and logged it on my Saturday diary. Go check. LOL

You'll be able to spot which entry I used easily.

You must've kept the shirt on. I tried sneaking it in a couple times to no avail. She always wants the shirt off. I will retry again and see what happens. Wish me luck!