Truth for mature humans

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I_give_it_2_u_str8 Posts: 680 Member
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  • dls06
    dls06 Posts: 6,774 Member
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    Maybe shrink it a little.:flowerforyou:
  • chocolateandvodka
    chocolateandvodka Posts: 1,856 Member
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    WHY IS THIS SO DAMN HUGE?????

    Signed,
    Not Blind.
  • Tiffanydepiano
    Tiffanydepiano Posts: 169 Member
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    I can only see 1/2 of it. I think it is too wide to show up on my screen. LOL It's too wide on MFP. (me too)
  • Sunshine_Girlie
    Sunshine_Girlie Posts: 618 Member
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    Ahaha. That's great. I laughed reading this knowing I can relate to most, if not all.

    P.S. If you can't read it, right click and look for the 'view image' option.
  • Aeliyah
    Aeliyah Posts: 247
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    Love it!
  • azQmaster
    azQmaster Posts: 448 Member
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    WHY IS THIS SO DAMN HUGE?????

    Signed,
    Not Blind.


    THATS WHAT SHE SAID! Wait you are a she! damn it
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    i love it!
  • McKayMachina
    McKayMachina Posts: 2,670 Member
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    Ah, yes. A photo of text.

    :huh:

    P.S.: I thought this was going to be about drinking milk.
  • krystonite
    krystonite Posts: 553 Member
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    I've always loved those. And they're so damn true too.
  • Jemmuno
    Jemmuno Posts: 413 Member
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    hahah this was great!! made my day thanks for sharing!
  • Cindy311
    Cindy311 Posts: 780 Member
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    Tee-hee! Love it!
  • jtsmou
    jtsmou Posts: 503 Member
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    WHY IS THIS SO DAMN HUGE?????

    Signed,
    Not Blind.

    Genetics
  • sarahp86
    sarahp86 Posts: 692 Member
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    Hilarious!! made me laugh! just what i needed :laugh:
  • wickedcricket
    wickedcricket Posts: 1,246 Member
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    hahah my alarm is exactly positioned so I can reach the snooze button by extending my arm
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    I know how to fold a fitted sheet.
  • ML0305
    ML0305 Posts: 227 Member
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    hahaha...this made my unproductive day much better!!!! Thanks for posting this!
  • ML0305
    ML0305 Posts: 227 Member
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    WHY IS THIS SO DAMN HUGE?????

    Signed,
    Not Blind.

    Genetics

    Hahaha
  • taso42
    taso42 Posts: 8,980 Member
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    Truths For Mature Humans

    1. I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

    2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.

    3. I totally take back all those times I didn’t want to nap when I was younger.

    4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.

    5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

    6. Was learning cursive really necessary?

    7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I’m pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

    8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

    9. I can’t remember the last time I wasn’t at least kind of tired.

    10. Bad decisions make good stories.


    11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren’t going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

    12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don’t want to have to restart my collection…again.

    13. I’m always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I did not make any changes to.

    14. “Do not machine wash or tumble dry” means I will never wash this – ever.

    15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? **** it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voice mail. What did you do after I didn’t answer? Drop the phone and run away?

    16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

    17. I keep some people’s phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

    18. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

    19. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.

    20. I wish Google Maps had an “Avoid Ghetto” routing option.

    21. Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck was going on when I first saw it.

    22. I would rather try to carry 10 over-loaded plastic bags in each hand than take 2 trips to bring my groceries in.

    23. The only time I look forward to a red light is when I’m trying to finish a text.

    24. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.

    25. How many times is it appropriate to say “What?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word they said?

    26. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and sisters!

    27. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty, and you can wear them forever.

    28. Is it just me or do high school kids get dumber & dumber every year?

    29. There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.

    30. As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate bicyclists.

    31. Sometimes I’ll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is.

    32. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my *** everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time!
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
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    LMAO yes this is true.
  • rosemiller11
    rosemiller11 Posts: 224 Member
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    :)

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