A Real email from HR today...

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  • joejccva71
    joejccva71 Posts: 2,985 Member
    Umm...


    Wow
  • cessnaholly
    cessnaholly Posts: 780 Member
    If you hate your boss, now is the perfect time to leave him/her a little "present" in their office

    This is so funny - my soda just came out my nose!
  • 2bFitNTrim
    2bFitNTrim Posts: 1,209 Member
    :laugh: :laugh:

    Wow. Just wow. But um, what if you need to throw up? :sick: No mention of what to do then.:laugh:
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    WOW! Just WOW!
  • vim_n_vigor
    vim_n_vigor Posts: 4,089 Member
    Oh my God. Seriously?
  • puggleperson
    puggleperson Posts: 740 Member
    bahahahaha
  • ladybg81
    ladybg81 Posts: 1,553 Member
    I'm shocked. The grammar. :noway:

    YES!!! not only is the entire email ridiculous, but what 4th grader wrote it?!

    We have a guy in our office that when HR sends out emails (that ALWAYS has type-os) he will reply all and correct all of them. It is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!
  • kaits108
    kaits108 Posts: 305 Member
    Woah. So you have to go to your supervisor and inform them that you have to poop?! And idk what I'm more shocked about...that you have to inform them, or that they're making you punch out for it when it's not your fault the bathrooms are broken.

    :laugh: seriously!
  • Iamfit4life
    Iamfit4life Posts: 3,095 Member
    I missed you.
  • SamiSamiBoBlammy
    SamiSamiBoBlammy Posts: 868 Member
    I'm shocked. The grammar. :noway:

    YES!!! not only is the entire email ridiculous, but what 4th grader wrote it?!

    We have a guy in our office that when HR sends out emails (that ALWAYS has type-os) he will reply all and correct all of them. It is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

    I wish I had the nerve to do that! But since I need this job, I just mentally count and correct them. :laugh:
  • AggieCass09
    AggieCass09 Posts: 1,867 Member
    fabulous stuff!
  • ♥Faerie♥
    ♥Faerie♥ Posts: 14,053 Member
    That is the best HR email.....EVER
  • tashjs21
    tashjs21 Posts: 4,584 Member
    I would just go in the supervisor's trash can.

    Best solution so far! :laugh:
  • Scott613
    Scott613 Posts: 2,317 Member
    El Ray's huh sounds like a place for diarrhea
  • karenjoy
    karenjoy Posts: 1,840 Member
    what sort of vile weirdo takes a dump at the office anyway.......eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

    and EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

    How vile
  • SkateboardFi
    SkateboardFi Posts: 1,322 Member
    that grammar was horrid.
  • california_peach
    california_peach Posts: 1,809 Member
    I'm shocked. The grammar. :noway:

    YES!!! not only is the entire email ridiculous, but what 4th grader wrote it?!

    We have a guy in our office that when HR sends out emails (that ALWAYS has type-os) he will reply all and correct all of them. It is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

    I wish I had the nerve to do that! But since I need this job, I just mentally count and correct them. :laugh:

    On behalf of all HR professionals, let me remind you that if we were that smart we would work in accounting.

    ~Thanks
    Amy
    former Evil HR Person
  • Artemis_Acorn
    Artemis_Acorn Posts: 777 Member
    If the items on the "business" agenda are merely 1 and 2, well, that's disgusting, but livable. I'm feeling sorry for the poor ladies who are dealing with TOM. They can't "hold it", or ignore it, and what they leave behind, well, I think I would just 'feel a migraine coming on' and go home.
  • PegasusDeb
    PegasusDeb Posts: 665 Member
    At least they didn't say, "Please feel free to use the shrubs in front of the building"...!
    I had a co-worker that would rather pee outside then unlock a door. She's no longer with the company, but for another reason. I would have fired her for that alone though. Gross...


    Oh yeah & did anyone see "Bridesmaids"? There was a disgusting scene about bathroom issues. Made me seriously think about shutting off the movie for that reason alone.
  • ChrisStoney
    ChrisStoney Posts: 479 Member
    This made me laugh... what a freak show!!

    Curb your enthusiasm had a good episode where the secretary was counting how many times he used the bathroom....
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    OMG...I seriously LOL'd at this!

    "Why is your time card off?" "Well, what had happened was, I had to poo and had to hit up the gas station down the street."

    Priceless!!!
  • Beastette
    Beastette Posts: 1,497 Member

    If a bowel movement is necessary or you do not feel comfortable using the restrooms without water please do not suffer and see your supervisor.

    THIS. This is the most AWESOME sentence in HR history. Me: Supervisor, a bowel movement is necessary. I am suffering. I am told that this is now your responsibility?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member

    If a bowel movement is necessary or you do not feel comfortable using the restrooms without water please do not suffer and see your supervisor.

    THIS. This is the most AWESOME sentence in HR history. Me: Supervisor, a bowel movement is necessary. I am suffering. I am told that this is now your responsibility?

    LMFAO!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • surfrgrl1
    surfrgrl1 Posts: 1,464 Member
    Be sure to utilize the '*kitten* gaskets' (aka toiler seat covers) that are 'provided by management for your protection".
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member

    If a bowel movement is necessary or you do not feel comfortable using the restrooms without water please do not suffer and see your supervisor.

    THIS. This is the most AWESOME sentence in HR history. Me: Supervisor, a bowel movement is necessary. I am suffering. I am told that this is now your responsibility?

    *LMFAO*
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