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Mel Brooks movies

BeeElMarvin

If you love Mel Brooks movies, what's your favorite? Any classic lines / quotes you wanna share?

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couponfun

The Classic - "History of the World" ...way too many lines to quote, but =

"It's good to be the king."

"You're Nuts. N-V-T-S Nuts!"

"Wash This!"

and my fantasy football name is Empress Nympho :laugh:

Grimmerick

History of the world Part One

Comicus - All right, all right! Jesus!
Jesus - Yes.
Comicus - What?
Jesus - What?
Comicus - What?
Jesus - Yes.
Comicus - Jesus!
Jesus - Yes.
Comicus - What?
Jesus - What?
Comicus - You said what.
Jesus - Yes.
Comicus - Nothing.

kalexander2005

Probably Space Balls is number 1, followed by Blazing Saddles. Oh, Young Frankenstein too! Pretty funny man.

krash999

i love all of the mel brooks movies i have watched....

asyouseefit

I love Spaceballs. Cracks me up everytime! I love the planet of the apes final.

jewls1969

Blazing Saddles, "15 is my limit of Schnitzengruben"
"Where da white women at?"
"Mongo only pawn in game of life"
"Mr. Lamar you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar *kitten*"

fuhrmeister

I love Blazing Saddles. I Love Madaline Kahn's "I'm Tired" song!!!

FrayedKnot

Blazing Saddles.
"More beans?"
"Frttttttttttt" x 12

MDLNH

#1 - Blazing Saddles (*So many lines from that movie . . . I don't even know where to begin !!!)

#2 - Space Balls (*I see your Schwartz is as big as mine ...)

#3 - History of the World Part 1 (*again, too many lines to mention ...)

Oz2011

Space Balls.
"Before you die there is something you should know about us, Lone Star, I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate. (Lone Starr: 'What's that make us?') Absolutely nothing! Which is what you are about to become.

juliecat1

SPACEBALLS!
I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!
What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN?
I could go on but I wont! haha

Blazing Saddles is awesome too!

couponfun

I love Blazing Saddles. I Love Madaline Kahn's "I'm Tired" song!!!

Oh Lord PLUS 1 MILLION....I freakin' love that song.

Mel Brooks - genius.

cpeterson70

I love all the Mel Brooks movies. So much fun to watch...that would be a good collection to have.

ImKindOfABigDeal40

Blazing Saddles:

Excuse me while I wipe this out!

Candy gram for Mongo!

Let's work up a number 6 on um.

StarGeezer

Young Frankenstein! Waaay too many one-liners!

"What knockers!"
"Oh, sank you doctor!"

:bigsmile:

dougstevens

When I was a kids, I watched History of the World Part I so many times; we thought we would wear out the laser disc. (doh that dated me)

His movies are full of one-liners....

One that comes to mind which I don't has been mentioned yet. Towards the end of Space Balls
Ape #1: [as the Spaceballs and what is left of Mega Maid land on the Planet of the Apes] Dear me. What are these things coming out of her nose?
Dark Helmet: [One of the apes takes his binoculars out and sees Colonel Sandurz, Dark Helmet, and President Skroob coming out of Mega Maid's nose] Hey, hey, hey. Watch my Helmet.
Ape #2: Spaceballs.
Ape #1: Oh, *kitten*. There goes the planet.

LauraCampbellPT

Got to be the producers!!

I'm hysterical

Ahh! I'm wet and I'm hysterical!!

Yes! You are!! lol!! I also so love Blazing Sadles and young frankinstien!! Or fronkensteen!! lol!

LauraCampbellPT

I love Blazing Saddles. I Love Madaline Kahn's "I'm Tired" song!!!

Oh Lord PLUS 1 MILLION....I freakin' love that song.

Mel Brooks - genius.

Lol! Me too!! I also love the bit when the sherrif drags himself into the office!!

Help me help me somebody help

Wont somebody help that poor man!!

Hush Harriet thats a sure way to get him killed!!

Oh baby you are so talented!! And theya re so dumb!!

couponfun

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand of course

"Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges!!!!!"

SinIsIn

Blazzing Saddles is my absolute FAVORITE MOVIE!!!!

SinIsIn

Blazing Saddles:

Excuse me while I wipe this out!

Candy gram for Mongo!

Let's work up a number 6 on um.

"Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. :laugh:

ImKindOfABigDeal40

Blazing Saddles:

Excuse me while I wipe this out!

Candy gram for Mongo!

Let's work up a number 6 on um.

"Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. :laugh:

That's where we go' ah ridin into town. A whompin and a stompin...

SinIsIn

Blazing Saddles:

Excuse me while I wipe this out!

Candy gram for Mongo!

Let's work up a number 6 on um.

"Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. :laugh:

That's where we go' ah ridin into town. A whompin and a stompin...

every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

ImKindOfABigDeal40

Blazing Saddles:

Excuse me while I wipe this out!

Candy gram for Mongo!

Let's work up a number 6 on um.

"Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. :laugh:

That's where we go' ah ridin into town. A whompin and a stompin...

every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

You spare the women folk?

SinIsIn

Blazing Saddles:

Excuse me while I wipe this out!

Candy gram for Mongo!

Let's work up a number 6 on um.

"Number 6"? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one. :laugh:

That's where we go' ah ridin into town. A whompin and a stompin...

every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course.

You spare the women folk?

" Naw, we rape the **** out of them at the number 6 dance later on."

Best movie EVER!!...

htimpaired

No one has mentioned Men in Tights yet, That's a Mel Brooks movie, right?
Love it! I do'nt remember the lines off the top of my head, but I remember the songs....
"We're men....we're men in tights...TIGHT....tights!;

SinIsIn

No one has mentioned Men in Tights yet, That's a Mel Brooks movie, right?
Love it! I do'nt remember the lines off the top of my head, but I remember the songs....
"We're men....we're men in tights...TIGHT....tights!;

I was thinking about this movie earlier! Good movie too!

Sarahr73

No one has mentioned Men in Tights yet, That's a Mel Brooks movie, right?
Love it! I do'nt remember the lines off the top of my head, but I remember the songs....
"We're men....we're men in tights...TIGHT....tights!;

Here's a few that I remember

"Yeah, Used to be ****house" -Said by Latrine
"What's your name?" "Achoo" "Bless you"
And of course, all the time Sheriff of Rottingham messes up his lines

skylark94

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a **** load of dimes!"

Love Blazing Saddles :happy:

ImKindOfABigDeal40

"Somebody's gotta go back and get a **** load of dimes!"

Love Blazing Saddles :happy:

I started to hear the word 'draw' in my sleep. Then one day, I was just walking down the street when I heard a voice behind me say, 'Reach for it, mister!' I spun around... and there I was, face-to-face with a six-year old kid. Well, I just threw my guns down and walked away. Little *kitten* shot me in the *kitten*.