Zombies!!!

aj_rock

Zombie plan: move to Madagascar.

Bronx_Montgomery

I have been waiting for a long time. I am so ready to kick some Zombie *kitten*

engineman312

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/375070-november-zombie-apocalypse-challange

fbmandy55

http://runforyourlives.com/locations/indianapolis-in/

I am SO doing this!

Justjoshin

All this "I'll go to the local gun shop and grab as much as I can carry" , "I'll loot Walmart" etc talk is just silly.

Preparedness starts today folks. While the sun is shining, and you're neighbors are out pruning their roses, those of us who plan to survive are inside reloading 1000s of rounds, stocking our shelves, and making sure our family is ready to survive ANY DISASTER.

Do you really think the gun shop owner doesn't already have a plan in place to shoot you as you come to steal HIS plan?

The Walmart plan might actually have more merit.. if everyone goes and runs to Walmart, and the zombies all follow you there... there's only one place to bomb to get rid of everyone, how fantastic.

Prepare now to survive, or be aware that you will only be in the way of those of us who will.

Drunkadelic

HIIT Training, Plyometrics, heavy lifting, and target practice. Also, I'm building quite a collection of firearms and ammo. Bring it zombies!

beccyleigh

sharp fire axe, baseball bat with nails hammered in it, water purifying tablets, kelly kettle, dry noodles & a hunting knife. travel light, travel fast, travel quietly, kill anything that is looking to eat your face. simple.

razorofpow

All this "I'll go to the local gun shop and grab as much as I can carry" , "I'll loot Walmart" etc talk is just silly.

Preparedness starts today folks. While the sun is shining, and you're neighbors are out pruning their roses, those of us who plan to survive are inside reloading 1000s of rounds, stocking our shelves, and making sure our family is ready to survive ANY DISASTER.

Do you really think the gun shop owner doesn't already have a plan in place to shoot you as you come to steal HIS plan?

The Walmart plan might actually have more merit.. if everyone goes and runs to Walmart, and the zombies all follow you there... there's only one place to bomb to get rid of everyone, how fantastic.

Prepare now to survive, or be aware that you will only be in the way of those of us who will.

Wal-mart would actually work for me though, I work there so chances are with the outbreak first sign i see out to my car to grab the Glock 22 .40cal handgun and my lockout kit(I repo cars by night so I have a kit that gets me into just about any car) I keep with me and back inside I go warning people (and chances are getting fired but screw it everyone who doesn't believe me is about to die any way) start putting pallets back on the truck Im taking (the same truck is there daily I pay attention to this stuff) before anyone can say anything raid there ammo case for .40cals, 9mm, and 12guage buck shot. and back out the employee entrance i go (which comes out right next to where the truck I mentioned before parks.

so I ask how is this silly talk now if I was like "Im gonna wait til people start noticing whats going on before I go so they are panicking and looting already" then it would be a dumb plan. The gun shop as a safe house does have a back up plan if the owner is in there popping off rounds...that back up plan is "I have food and supplies let me in and I share, otherwise I find somewhere else and keep it for myself" kind of an offer not many in this situation will pass up.

Apryl546

Oh so srs.

LauraMacNCheese

ukaryote

Re: Your Brains
Song by John Colton

"All we want to do is eat your brain
We're not unreasonable.
I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjMiDZIY1bM

Hysterical send up of office politics!

Liquid741

i have my Jeep, completely off-road capable...i have a 15oz. ball bat, and a gas reserve to make it to my father-in-laws house in the country...he has too many guns!

couponfun

Here ya go....

For Fae and others....

http://www.thepostgame.com/blog/training-day/201110/zombie-5k-perfect-race-halloween-thrill

"Perhaps your main excuse for not running a 5K is a lack of motivation.

It's too early in the day, you say. Or too monotonous. You hate mindless running. You need a varied workout that takes your mind off the burn. Your friends agree -- the standard distance race is a drag.

If this is the case, there's good (yet potentially terrifying) news: zombies are coming (and not just for Halloween), and you better outrun them."

Run For Your Lives is a new kind of 5K, one that will surely keep your mind occupied while it avoids being occupied for a zombie meal. Runners in the 5K face 12 obstacles and a host of "zombies" hellbent on snagging one of two flag football-style flags hanging from each runner's waist. And as if that weren't enough, the course will morph as you move along, giving you options for multiple routes. The result?

Your 5K could turn into a 10K. Cross the finish line with at least one flag remaining and count yourself among the living/non-infected, and also find yourself eligible for post-race prizes. Finish dead-on-arrival, and enjoy a post-race party without the benefit of prize eligibility.

Could be worse, right? Well, actually, you're dead and you get no prize. But it's probably safe to say you'll never look at a 5K the same way ever again.

As the organizers of the traveling race say, the virus is spreading. Check out their site to see when it's coming to your town.


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Love it!! This would be an awesome race! now...what speed? like normal zombie or super-fast...

BondBomb

All this "I'll go to the local gun shop and grab as much as I can carry" , "I'll loot Walmart" etc talk is just silly.

Preparedness starts today folks. While the sun is shining, and you're neighbors are out pruning their roses, those of us who plan to survive are inside reloading 1000s of rounds, stocking our shelves, and making sure our family is ready to survive ANY DISASTER.

Do you really think the gun shop owner doesn't already have a plan in place to shoot you as you come to steal HIS plan?

The Walmart plan might actually have more merit.. if everyone goes and runs to Walmart, and the zombies all follow you there... there's only one place to bomb to get rid of everyone, how fantastic.

Prepare now to survive, or be aware that you will only be in the way of those of us who will.

You sir..are absolutely on the money!